Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed, Wishing I Were Blind - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now. - City Barbie
The TV is writing to me again!!! - Miss Priss
It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement. - DeeDee
Thanks Ashley & LeAnn
ShareThis
Lol he has Pokeman cards hanging on his wall and why is the TV in captions?
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.
Tina Chen's brother
Getting ready for the Obama rally.
Suri Cruise, age 34.
Thank you, Sandbitch...I was trying to ignore that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Not a caption, but look how red and inflamed his skin is under that apron of fat. Yuck. Someone talcum powder that bitch.
The John Travolta Costume Collection gets intimate.
One of the pictures found in Pete Cook's online porn collection.
Submitted by JamesBondLover on October 21, 2008 - 9:56pm.
The only way he's getting into a woman's underpants.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOVES it!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
LEAVE TINA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Internet sensation Tina Chen posts shocking new photos without wig!
What Tom Cruise will really look like in "Shallow Katie", the sequel to "Shallow Hal".
Submitted by audreycigaretteburn on October 21, 2008 - 9:32pm.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then I put them in my van and steal their Pokemon cards.
-------------------------------------
Hahahahaha!
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Brooke Hogan before the sex change operation and plastic surgery.
...peace...
His parents vacillated on that whole "call out an Amber Alert" thing.
Submitted by shellylove on October 21, 2008 - 10:43pm.
I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
====
You won't find out here. Piss off to your celebrity dating fitness club and go ask him for a date.
Little Johnny stole his mother's bra and panties and his daddy's spare tire.
What that hot blood elf on World of Warcraft really looks like. You've been warned.
Nice try, Janet Reno.
"No, Grammy, for the last fucking time, I haven't seen your unmentionables. Look in the hamper."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
The economy has really taken a toll on the women's breast self exam instructional video industry.
"Would you like to come in and see my etchings?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
SamRo has really let herself go lately.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Do you know the Muffin-top Man-gina? Who lives on Droopy Lane?
{Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily}
I hear he is look for Sugar Daddy at yourmomsunderwear.com.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Phrase #8791 You Don't Want To Hear During Sex: "K, Babe, I decided to try the womens underwear thing. I had to borrow these from my mom, though."
{Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily}
Platex introduces coordinating "Cross Your Cock" briefs. Lifts and separates.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
TMZDUDE: dude, unluck ur pic.
CL4Y4IKEN: are you sure you want me to unlock?
TMZDUDE: yeah man. Show me some smoothness.
CL4Y4IKEN: ook
Are You My Mother?
(by Dr. Suess)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Stop sucking your gut in.
TMZDUDE: dude, unluck ur pic.
CL4Y4IKEN: are you sure you want me to unlock?
TMZDUDE: yeah man. Show me some smoothness.
CL4Y4IKEN: ook
"Oooh, I'm soo hornyy"
Is this my ex husband now???
He voraciously devoured Carson Presley on the show How to Look Good Naked.
oh God Tina chen had a haircut!
The only way he's getting into a woman's underpants.
remember when you were 9 and you had that dream where the stay-puff marshmallow "man" was in your room? Well, the good news is it wasn't really him. The bad news.......
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then I put them in my van and steal their Pokemon cards.
David Faustino from Married with Children - MEMBA HIM??
David Faustino from Married with Children - MEMBA HIM??
Answer #3 to the question: Do you know how I know you're gay?
----------------------------------
I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
The things John Travolta has to go through to get TommyGirl's attention away from Not-So-Wee Willy Smith....
And the new Lane Giant Model is....WHAT?!
"Daddy?"
That Wynonna Judd mug shot really is a classic.
Trekkies Gone Wild. Must be 18 or Older to Download in Your Mother’s Basement or at a Public Library.
The 99cent stores Model Search WINNER!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
You know that room smells like old ass Taco Bell and dried jizz filled Kleenex.
There's no possible way he can hear his Jonas Brothers cd clearly with the My Little Pony's posing infront of his speakers.