Wednesday, October 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!
Dear Dove,
Stop it. That is fucking enough.
Singed, Wishing I Were Blind - Sweetas
Runners-up:
Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now. - City Barbie
The TV is writing to me again!!! - Miss Priss
It's nice to know Solange has a pet to keep her company in the basement. - DeeDee
Thanks Ashley & LeAnn
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God, it sucks being a "C" cup in a "D" cup world.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Someone needs to tell Raven it's not her eyebrows that are the problem.
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hahahaaaaaa
Goodnight peeps!!
NoAnjl- come back to me xxxxxxxxxxxxx4eva
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Like really, this is fucked up, cause It looks like he went out and bought a brand new pair of bra, and panties. They look new. And that makes it even more weird! WEIRD!!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Someone needs to tell Raven it's not her eyebrows that are the problem.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Perez Hilton after eating Tina Chen.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
"this isn't going to be on the innernet..right?"
Kleenex's customer of the year
the DUDE! abides...
Michael K gives us a peek into his world.
Not a caption:
I'm all for getting your freak on in private, but this guy is just ... too much. That photo is every geek stereotype come to life.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
No, dude, you should have gone with the full body shaper.
Every week Stuart's mother dreaded wash day because he'd confront her in his body armor when she'd go to collect his laundry.
Seth Rogan, after a much needed haircut, hides out at home.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
After NoAnjl gets an email from ElB with a piccy attachment of himself, posters realise why she doesnt post here that often anymore :o)
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Tina Chen's older brother successfully makes his own YouTube debut.........
wcrutch
No matter how much she dresses in big girl clothes, Rumer still cannot figure out why she doesn't look like Mommy.
And here we have the ultimate reason why Tommy Girl should never ever have sex with Aretha Franklin.
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***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
*Rudy Guilliani: the wonder years
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Rodu Guilliani: the wonder years
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
No. No ignore.
*accepts cash under table*
the DUDE! abides...
Malcolm thought he had all the right elements for Craigslist that would give him more choices for a fun Halloween date, rather than staying at home, playing with animated characters and picking the lint out from under his gunt:
I'm every woman
It's all in me
Anything you want done baby
I do it naturally
I'm every woman
It's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every one from a to z
I can cast a spell
Of secrets you can tell
Mix a special brew
Put fire inside of you
Anytime you feel danger or fear
Instantly I will appear, cause
I'm every woman... ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Thats nothing peeps...you shoulda seen the hottie i got these off of!!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by DUDE on October 21, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by NoAnjl on October 21, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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*ahem* This is a family establishment ma'am.
IGNORE! Put the salts away, carry on lovebugxxxxxxx
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Its okay man...Benji Madden told him it was cool.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Cheney shows Bush the new torture method they'll be using on prisoners.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by NoAnjl on October 21, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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*ahem* This is a family establishment ma'am.
the DUDE! abides...
Katie said they'd fit better on me.
--Tom
-DOOLminded-
I pretend to have boobs, I've shaved all my pubes, yet I continue to Pwn Noobs . . . I just reached 1000 hits on YouTube.
Menopause was not kind to Wonder Woman.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Duuuuuude is he all the people on Craigslist or what?
I don't know which one of you said it but I think this one should win too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ELB! *putting tatas...err... smelling salts in front of nose* LOL XOXOXO
Want Milk?
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
Happy Halloweeny
Simon Birch I could have sworn you were a dwarf!
Now don't give me that boo boo face dear. I know you're disappointed that Latarian Milton's grandma won't let him come over. It's just that she thinks he needs a different kind of Big Brother right now.
Is this the artist known as Dan Deacon???
Master Teen Louisiana USA 2008 not only paid his bill he also left a tip.
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
He really fuckin' must've wanted that Klondike bar.
the DUDE! abides...
newly released stills from seth rogen's tryout for the role that went to katherine heigl in knocked up.
MK, I thought you promised to stop posting photos of Kelly Osbourne?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Lolo, Oh Snap.. Some dude from Florida put my sisters name on Craigslist.. he lives w/ his dad *LMAO* wonder if this is him.. she talked to him on the net.. I'm totally fucking embarassed *rips up her invite to every single GD family dinner from here on out*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Also not a caption: I think I know this guy. Please oh God please let this not be the guy I know. Please oh God please.
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
I think Dr. 90210 has bitten off more than he can chew this time. I've already seen a sex change operation, but I don't think the doc can give Norman Bates his mother's body and his childhood back at the same time.
Be nice, and he'll let you play with his toys.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Duuuuuude is he all the people on Craigslist or what?
Whaaaaaaaaaaat is this all about!!!!
WHAT. IS. THIS. SHIT?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Grandma' called, she said to keep the panties and her bra but to never call her back.
Not a caption: His belly flap is oddly symmetrical.
Snowy ♥
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Jaded - the original on October 21, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Time and time again, I encouraged him to get an underwire bra, but would he listen?
N-o-o-o-o-o.
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LMAO
Jessica Simpson-- no spanx, no weave, no problems!
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Another leak from the Madonna camp about Guy Ritchie: Apparently Guy loved to prance around in Madonna's Gaultier bra and sing "Like a Virgin" to impress his favourite stuffed Minnie Mouse while stuffing Mickey down his pants.
LoLo. I was thinking the SAME THING!! WTF!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?