Marriage Is Not Looking Good On Mimi
The forehead. The eyebrows. The wonk eye. The lips. The everything. Mimi knows she shouldn't be married to this dude because her face is starting to pay the price. Yes, this could be from too many bukkake sessions with the Botox needle, but I'm going to blame it on her mantoy. She's probably trying to remain youthful and shit for his ass, but instead she's looking like a wonk monster. You know you have problems when you're giving Wonky McValtrex a run for her wonk money. No.
What she really needs is a moment to fucking breathe. She can't, because Mr. Carey is always glued to her ass. He seriously goes everywhere with her. You know he has to hold her hand when she takes a wittle tinkle (that's what she calls it).
On a positive note, it doesn't look like it took a few gallons of Crisco and a couple of cranes to squeeze her into that dress. This might be a first for her.
You could land a plane on that forehead! Yikes!
Zac Efron's wonk eye is still about ten times worse that Mimi's.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
That bitch is pregnant-they'll be announcing it right after Christmas!
to kttoys...
you're welcome.
it is nice to see her looking happy.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he
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Sheeps,
"Despite his name, you know he's not Gaelic, right?"
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They don't HAVE to have pale Brit skin and an accent...but it do help!
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I don't know, Michael K, I gotta say I think the opposite on this one - she looks really good in this picture, for a change. The dress looks great on her, her face looks - nice, I mean she looks pretty good here. And yeah, she DOES look like she just got laid, and well, too. Good for her!
aww cant we have a little faith?? No? Crap...
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maybe he convinced her to wear a dress in the right size and she's just amazed at being able to draw breath. she's high on oxygen. :)
Submitted by candlejack on October 22, 2008 - 1:49am.
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OOOH, love me some DeForest Kelley. I got a Captain Kirk doll about 5 years ago and I started putting it on top of my christmas tree. My husband hates it, but I don't care. I'm not even a trekky. Even if you're not, you still have to respect the original and only, in my opinion, crew. I'll tell you a funny story. In the very early 70's my parents had a living room full of olive green vinyl furnature. Couch, loveseat, a couple of easy chairs, etc. It was considered very fashionable at the time. My brothers and I decided we were going to play Star Ship Enterprise and took my fathers hammer and proceeded to pound hole after hole into every arms of the furnature and seating to simulate the control panels. I was Uhurla, my older brother Captain Kirk, and my younger doubled up as Spock and McCoy. Oh God, did we get our asses beat, and there was knew furnature 2 weeks later and we were banned from Star Trek for the rest of our childhood.
Look at that expression on her face...she looks like she's been fukt stupid.
She looks really good in that dress, much better than the 80s tight dresses.
WTH is wrong with her? the more she weighs the less she wears. she looks very unbloated right now and that's the most fabric I've ever seen on her. Her distinct Miss Piggy shape gets crowbarred into the crop tops and miniskirts.
Don't you just want to bitch slap chicks like these who have eyebrows like that? They look like Dina Lohan eyebrows. They have no definitive upwards and downward arch. They look just like a perfectly drawn semi-circle.
At least she's dressed age-appropriately, for once.
@ Sheeps:
Where have you been?
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She has DICKMATIZED written all over her face.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 22, 2008 - 1:25am.
He has to stop shooting his load in her face its messing up her eye.
hahahahaha. I hear that can happen.
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***Submitted by GossipGrrl on October 22, 2008 - 1:17am.
Easy people- rumor is that Mimi's preggers.
Check it out
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Maybe if she had an eptopic one migrate to her upper arm.
By the way, quit spamming.
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I dunno, I think she looks great.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
He has to stop shooting his load in her face its messing up her eye.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Easy people- rumor is that Mimi's preggers.
Check it out
maybe he convinced her to wear a dress in the right size and she's just amazed at being able to draw breath. she's high on oxygen. :)
***Submitted by gyeah on October 22, 2008 - 12:27am.
yes it's a supposedly optical illusion of dangled balls over ocean. The Pacific. Pretty gross!
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Gross indeed, but that is Chyna Doll's genitalia there. No doubt about it.
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Submitted by gyeah on October 22, 2008 - 12:27am.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 8:37pm.
You have to kindof flick the balls out of the way for a real view.
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SORRRRRRYYY, i often have to post and run,
yes it's a supposedly optical illusion of dangled balls over ocean. The Pacific. Pretty gross!
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Um...nice. Did La Pequena take that with her *ahem* big friend...?
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Submitted by gyeah on October 22, 2008 - 12:27am.
What's the illusion: they're not really 70' tall?
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 8:37pm.
You have to kindof flick the balls out of the way for a real view.
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SORRRRRRYYY, i often have to post and run,
yes it's a supposedly optical illusion of dangled balls over ocean. The Pacific. Pretty gross!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
She's pregnant, cut her some slack. At 39 it ain't easy
Even though he was a total jerk, her and Luis Miguel made a better couple. This looks like a total joke.
why always with the same tired hands around waist pose? lame!
these two do NOT scream love, passion, or anythin, they are as big a yawn as Beyonce and Jay Z.
want to see true devotion think Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee!
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She looks knocked up to me. Wasted and knocked up. Notice all the strategic arm and hand placements by the two of them?
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 21, 2008 - 10:44pm.
I'm doing OK Dawnie, it's staring to get a lot colder in the Northeast, I'm missing the warmer weather.
Mimi...me..me
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Hey Mani!
Yeah, note I said "cartoon face aside". *shudders*
How you been, love?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Flexeril? Valium? Whatever it is, I want some. She looks blissed out.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 21, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Hi Dawnie,
I guess Moo-moo looks OK, it's just her right eye is eventually going to slide off her face.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
She looks like she's having an orgasm standing up. Does anyone know whether Spanks has a hole for easy access?
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.
Yeah, she actually is sporting some hipbones. Cartoon face aside, she looks better than I have seen her. No more 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lb. bag.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
He looks like a teenager next to her.
Ughh, these two and there 1990's senior prom photo poses. And I'm gonna need Mimi to stop with those bleach blond highlites...homegirl is a sharpie away from being a certified chola.
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They both look fucking desperate. Big time!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 8:37pm.
You have to kindof flick the balls out of the way for a real view.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 8:35pm.
The ocean?
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Oh, yeah, nooooooooooooow I see it.
Thanks.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 8:32pm.
@gyeah
um, what's that in your avie...?
The ocean?
@gyeah
um, what's that in your avie...?
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God help it that's going to be one breath taking baby.
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There is nothing wrong with Mariah's head - the woman's beautiful. She just has no sense of style.
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She has always been fug. She will always be fug.
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I should've made my name mariahisfug.
I looked back at some previous pics of Mariah, and it seems she's always had a large forehead, but usually disguises it by parting it on the side. Does botox make your forehead relax, and so seem larger?
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