Marriage Is Not Looking Good On Mimi
The forehead. The eyebrows. The wonk eye. The lips. The everything. Mimi knows she shouldn't be married to this dude because her face is starting to pay the price. Yes, this could be from too many bukkake sessions with the Botox needle, but I'm going to blame it on her mantoy. She's probably trying to remain youthful and shit for his ass, but instead she's looking like a wonk monster. You know you have problems when you're giving Wonky McValtrex a run for her wonk money. No.
What she really needs is a moment to fucking breathe. She can't, because Mr. Carey is always glued to her ass. He seriously goes everywhere with her. You know he has to hold her hand when she takes a wittle tinkle (that's what she calls it).
On a positive note, it doesn't look like it took a few gallons of Crisco and a couple of cranes to squeeze her into that dress. This might be a first for her.
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That forehead!!! What is that all about? I never knew it was so.... umm... a.... FUCKING BIG!
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Fuckin prom pictures LOL
She's starting to look like Nick Cannon. and hes starting to look a hot mess too. he USED to be KINDA cute.
He loves her money. She loves his peen. This D-I-V-O-R-C-E is going to be entertaining to say the least.
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Dayyum, she looks totally stoned. LOL
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
She looks drugged....
Why are Mimi's eyes at half-mast? Alcohol? Pills? Botox? Extreme dickmatization? Something's not right here.
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Submitted by Sayonara on October 21, 2008 - 7:45pm.
I know...I love it!!!
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
I don't know, these two have grown on me.....he looks like he adores her and what woman doesn't want that?
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AW, leave them alone, MK
They are in LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVE
It won't last.
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Is it me or does she look major uncomfortable with him standing behind her?? They look VERY awkward together.
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I think they look nice together.
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Submitted by shoe addict on October 21, 2008 - 6:53pm.
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Your avi is cracking me up because I am sitting here thinking about those classic episodes of "The Jeffersons". Pure comedy gold!
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there's a lot of fish in the ocean.
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his reFlection
botox is so evil it's come through the screen to screw with my typing!
that big glistening forehead is distracting. maybe he can see his relection in it?
She looks great here, but I still don't get these two. Whatever - she's happy so I guess I'll be happy for her. Love you, Mimi!!!
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She has a crooked face... And I am waiting for her to dress her age... She's embarrassing...
They just look like they're trying too hard to look cute is all to me...at least she's covered.
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she actually looks younger and innocent in these pics than she does in her MILF gear that she normally wears.
On mimi less (effort) is definitely more
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Provolone - nice rear end view, yoga much?
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
ok i went to google images to check other photos to deduce why her head looks so big.
She never faces the camera head on. whenshe poses she usually tilts her head to the side or poses by turning her body to the side. But indeed her forehead has always been this big, mistery solved!!
Can you tell Im bored???? somebody give me a good blind item or somethin
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Why is it always the Left eye that's wonky?? Anyone with a medical background know?
she has the same waxy forehead thing that Angie Jo has.
Well...all i can say is that she looks VERY medicated.
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We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Yeah, people need to watch that shit. Botulim toxin...a drop the size of a pinhead, unadulterated, can kill. AAAaaaahhhh, just the relaxing spa treatment I had in mind! Even a plastic surgeon can fuck up a blepharoplasty and leave you with a saggier eyelid/s than before the surgery. Grow old gracefully, people, you will feel much better about yourselves....and not look like a characature of yourself.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 21, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Whatever. She looks good. She looks calm.
I'd look calm too if my face was frozen.
These pictures prove all the money in the world can't fix the fug - just add to it.
She and Tori Spelling should hang out.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 21, 2008 - 6:42pm.
It looks like Mimi is only wearing ONE pair of Spanx this time.
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LMAO! Too bad there's no Spanx for face.
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
she never looked good with that straight hair. she gots a big peanut head. she needs the curls back, or some bangs or something.
I think she looks better than I've seen her in a while. She's wearing a nice dress that fits her. But she looks a little tired out from all the newlywed sex. I give them less then a year.
It looks like Mimi is only wearing ONE pair of Spanx this time.
She also had a very obvious chin implant, which also makes the face appear rather oval.
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
Submitted by gigi jenkins on October 21, 2008 - 6:33pm.
the dress is right but the forehead is all i am seeing. why/how is it bigger than normal? anyone, anyone?
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There are some new silicone head implants, which are placed on the top of the head, right under the scalp, in order to fix the "moon face" look or to make forehead taller.
edit: or to make the person look taller.
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
Submitted by shoe addict on October 21, 2008 - 6:27pm.
They're newleyweds. Thats called "he cant keep his hands off her". I think....
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You really think they have sex? I dunno...I can't see her having sex, hell I can't even picture her masturbating...shes just so...asexual to me.
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Go Phillies!
Why is his head always tilted forward like he's in mid chicken jerk?
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BOO!
the dress is right but the forehead is all i am seeing. why/how is it bigger than normal? anyone, anyone?
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Despite his name, you know he's not Gaelic, right?
She looks like she's on her period, just bloated.
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
I'm getting a Leona Helmsley vibe...from him.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
OK, I'm making an appt to have Botox TODAY. I want me a face like a polished bowling ball.
I can't stop laughing at the way her head is shaped.
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Go Phillies!
i think mimi looks less crazy with nick...and she actually wears clothes that fit...sorta...
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They're newleyweds. Thats called "he cant keep his hands off her". I think....
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
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I'd keep him busy that's for damb sure!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Ooh. She got a little twitch don't she?
And her arms are getting hammy again.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Um, if you wanna buy a hubbie, wouldn't you want a hot one? Reggie Bush ya dumb bitch!! Reggie Bush!
Out with knee surgery for the season! How will Kim keep him occupied?
I think Nick is a good influence on her.
He lets her know its ok for her to b age appropriate. He will still love her.
Thank god somebody did
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
One good rule in life is that the more a couple tries to show how in love they are, the sooner they break up.
His mouf be fug.
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