Oh, Look! Xtina Has A New Video!

No, it's really Lady GaGa, but my bleary eyes thought I was looking at Tranny Clown for a quick minute. And then I thought it was Donatella Versace with fancy lighting and CGI work.

Below is Lady GaGa's new video for some song called "Poker Face" If you say it really fast, it sounds like "pork her face."

I'm not sure about this shit. It would be mesmerizing if I was on a Kerry Katona high, but alas that is not the case. But I am sure that I love those pony dogs at the beginning. I want one of those! I'd ride sidesaddle on it down the street while feeding it Snausages. The fun and games would end when it would need to squeeze out a butt boulder. I'm sorry, but I like my Mudslides in a glass, on ice and with a little Hershey's syrup around the rim.

Click here if you can't see the video above.

Posted by: Michael K

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Christina Aguilera • Lady GaGa

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 9:50am.

C+C Music Factory did this 1000X better ages ago. It's a 4-chord bass-heavy song with lots of production.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 9:50am.

If Wino got clean & fixed her teef she'd look like this:)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 9:48am.

Its like Pink and the little sporty ho Kendra from the Playmate Puffin dudes house had a baby and made it dress like a Victoria's Secret *Beach Sexy Swim Suit* robot.

All i hear is "fuck her face"

No thanks!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 9:46am.

I LOVEEE LADYY GAGA. I'm GAGA over her. Hehe :P Love love love the video!

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 9:45am.

DAE be slow on this post! Girl can sing her teets off tho. Not a fan, but I've gotta give it to her! Not digging the whole look. Sorta reminds me of what that blond girl from the Poltergeist movie, the one who went into the light, would look like as an adult with a ton of make up shmeared on. Must be the bangs-which aren't too bangin'!
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Submitted by Agie on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 9:45am.

they should have called this butter face

Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 9:44am.

Thank you! I have been telling everyone that Christina's new look is soooooooooo Lady Gaga, and they're like "Who?"

I like Christina but she's always had her own image. I don't know why she's started to copy now. (And yes, before anyone else argues this, Lady Gaga was doing it first.)