A Touching Tale
Gather the whole family around and enjoy this inspirational tale of an virginal princess who escapes her possessive and evil father.
Our story starts out with the princess saying goodbye to the palace she grew to love. She packs all her possessions into 4 gigantic sacks and begins her journey across an endless ocean. Once the princess reaches dry land, she must run for her life carrying her two enormous sacks behind her. Just when the princess thinks she's safe, her evil father catches up to her and traps her in a net near a magical waterfall. In the end, the princess begs and pleads with her father to set her free so that she can learn about her true self. Her touching and powerful words move the evil father to release his precious oyster into the world.
Okay, enough with my fuckery. It's just a NSFW video of CoCo being hot and elegant.
Thanks Kevin
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Touching Tail is more like it. I guess some people are impressed by inflated butts and tits. Plastic surgery is expensive. Therefore, some people want to show off how much money and time they spent on inserting foreign objects under their skin.
That. ass! Fuck!
ugh
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Who cares about her?????
ummmm. Sexy but trashy. Bouyant fake tits. Fake ass (brazilian butt lift), and she puts the toe in Cameltoe.
I dunno about a fairy tail
but there's def a tail
Dat one bambucha okolo!
white ho got back.
Since when do pigs like swimming pools?
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by Oceannia420 on October 23, 2008 - 5:00am.
Who sings that first song?????? What's the title??
Maxwell, This Woman's Work (original by Kate Bush)
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
OMG My husband watched the video and was laughing so hard he was crying!!!! He had tears and kept blowing his nose.
He said with different music you'd have a comedy. He kept sobbing and repeating OMG Christmas Hams!!!
This is so stupid. I mean she has a nice shape minus the bowling ball implants but she is obviously sticking her ass up in the air. That Coco is just coockoo! How can she lay with that douche Ice Pee? Grosser than her.
Of course she doesn't have cellulite. The fat is pushing the dimples out. This skank is the yard stick from which all hideousness is measured.
OMG Her ass looks like two giant hams, esp in that fishnet stocking thing at the end. I have to give her props though, she's verrrry flexible and not an ounce of cellulite. Some of these toothpick lollypop head girls [cough cough Tara, Mischa] should learn her secrets for no cellulite.
Words just escape me....*takes a swig of sake*
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Who sings that first song?????? What's the title??
Anyone ~~~
It's great!!!
Love the 2 turkey comment!!!!!!!
The always eloquent , demure, modest, sophisticated & mensa I.Q. member CoCo is really giving the Empress of Lucite a run for her money...
Just another beautiful morally uplifting day in Los Angeles...
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
That's a world class ass
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Coco.
That's called the Brazilian Butt lift. Accomplished with your own fat and injected in your butt by a doctor. It's what Kim Kardashian did. Most likely not implants, but not "natural".
I recall this time we were whale-watching off Provincetown, MA, and we saw two humpbacks and a sperm whale. They were basking and breaching. Not sure why that memory came to mind.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 22, 2008 - 3:21pm.
She forgot to oil her taint.
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I'm still laughing at this. Haha!
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That is the ultimate camel toe.
My eyes!!
It looks like her giant ass got hungry and decided to eat her sad excuse for a bikini bottom.
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
That ass is so fake... Before I thought it was real, but look at the connection from her back going up the gluteus maximus.. She's crazy. Those breasts are also too big.
Notice there is nno crease by the glteus minimus. It looks like she has a big turkey leg on each side.. lol
Call me naive, but I just don't see how you could be that 'fit' and still have hefty thighs and a big ol' booty like that naturally...jussayin...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
that's scary - she looks like a man!
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LOL the music. Seriously though, that is one of the most unique bodies every. Very small waist, very fit in the middle. But then BAM huge butt and bulky legs. WTF? It's like a cartoon.
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
Truly disturbing
*appears from lurksville in a puff of smoke*
So basically a soft porn video.
And half of you people actually listened?! I turned the sound off the moment I pressed the play button.
If this is what men want, then they deserve to get all of their money and then some taken away from him.
I doubt CoCo would date a fry guy from Mickey D's.
*vanishes in a flash*
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Three old guys on the side of the pool are scrambling to find their harpoons.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Bubble butts ass seems to defy gravity.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Public warning...DO NOT WATCH this video on shrooms. In the last segment I thought CoCo's ass was going to jump through the screen and eat me.
Submitted by Inflatuated on October 22, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Hahahahahahahahaha
I work in the food provision industry in Los Angeles -
her ass is definitely 2 hams
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I knew there was a good reason I stopped eating meat.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Hahahahahahahahaha
I work in the food provision industry in Los Angeles -
her ass is definitely 2 hams
Hot fairy tale story.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:27pm.
But they look a LITTLE more like hams to me.
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It's a nice ham this year, Mom.
Oh, yeah. Grammy always does such a good job.
A great sauce.
It is. It's dynamite ham.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Anyone else find it humorous that the song playing is called 'This Woman's Work' and all she's doing (from the 30 seconds I watched anyhow) is oiling herself? THAT'S supposed to be 'work' and/or romantic as the song comes off?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Coffy1978 on October 22, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Cute story LOL
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Yeah...so cute that altho I'd scrolled it down when my daughter came in she read it while I was making dinner and just HAD to see the video! Luckily we have a small apartment and I'm fast!
PS. My little girl says swearing is NASTY, MK.
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Cute story LOL
I pronounce it Dlisted gee, a hard 'g'. Rhymes with 'we' or 'he'.
Just looking at the video still at that fuckable ass is inspiration enough. I can do 100 more pilates, I took a ginseng.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 22, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Those ass cheeks look like two 20 lb.Thanksgiving turkeys.
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YUM!
But they look a LITTLE more like hams to me.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 22, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Thanks Dlisted guy.
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Aw. I remember when I used to call him that too.
Sure, I'm happy now calling him "Hwore", "Bitch", "Slut" but it was so great back in those days when he was "DListed guy." So much sweetness and innocence in me then...
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Thanks Dlisted guy. That was just the inspiration I needed to get those 300 butt pilates off of my to-do list. I will watch the vid when doing my workouts. The days of causing chaos in crosswalks will be mine again. All thanks to you.
Can you possibly imagine the hell smell of the ass cheese? Hope she uses baby wipes.
Those ass cheeks look like two 20 lb.Thanksgiving turkeys.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
She will be making adult videos by Christmas to sell to the public.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
Figured it out.
Coco has an inflatable ass, that's why her humongous ass is particularly bouyant.
How else to explain her derriere looking disembodied from her torso.
All I could think about at the end was a big,fat holiday ham.....Mmmmmmmm hammmmmmmm
So we're uploading soft core porn as posts now MK?!
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