How Did Stepford Katie Bust Her Teeth?
Katie Holmes left her NYC alien hive this morning looking like the crazy crackie on my block who always want to know if I can give her money for a "hot dog." I'm sure that's code for "I'll suck yo dick for a dolla," so I just ignore her and keep walking.
Kate has some kind of situation going on in the teeth area. There's probably easy explanation for this. Tommy Girl was getting his beauty rest in his boudoir, when Katie was feeling a little lonely so she decided to lick his Scientolorod. Tommy's peen isn't used to female lips, so it jumped and accidentally knocked her tooth out. Or maybe, Suri finally had enough and slapped her in the teeth after Katie tried to put another doll's dress on her ass.
Naw, her tooth probably had enough of her haggard ass so it decided to hit the road for less fucked up pastures. It's currently on a waiting list to join Kiki Dunst's band of jacked up teeth.
Katie left the house without her veneers.
Shame!
If you ever become famous, sluts, the FIRST thing you get done is your teeth. That is, if you have not already.
I have damn near perfect teeth, but if I became famous, these fuckas would be as white as snow ramrod straight!
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ubmitted by Bondagebarbie on October 23, 2008 - 4:03am.
Best stop deep throating Tommys sausage
Really? I didn't think it was her turn this decade. What has happened to that girl? Tommy must have the Midas touch in reverse, every woman he touches (at a distance, with gloves of course) turns to shit.
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Think happy thoughts!
She's hitting Suri's bottle. Barley water is just sugar water but the bitch can't stop herself. No wonder all her recent pictures show a closed mouth smile.
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Best stop deep throating Tommys sausage
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
uhmmmm uh holy!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by KD on October 22, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Speakit- I was checking on you earlier because I hadn't "seen" you in a while. Wanted to make sure your soon to be ex didn't put you in a body bag or something horrid!
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Well thank you!
Just been REALLY busy. Actually, I'll be filing for divorce in about 2 weeks. He's pretty much completely ignoring me now, which is a good thing. Thanks for thinking of me! :)
Submitted by sexymixer81 on October 22, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Anyone who's a Katie fan would know that her teeth have always been like that.
...........and I venture to say that one person is not here on d-listed.
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Maybe they're cartoon chiclets that fall out one by one with a piano sound, as when Wile E. Coyote hits a sandstone wall painted to look like a train tunnel.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
She is busy with her online dating thing, Her profile was seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.
wait maybe they are halloween teef
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Call Dr Chicklets and cap those things quick
xoxox
The war isn't working.
OMG scientology dentata
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Not that I give a flying fuck about her teeth with all there is goin on in my life, a weird thought occurred to me. What if her teeth reflect how old she's beginning to look. This woman has totally skipped her mid twenties, she looks a couple a years short of forty to me.
It's a shame. Bring back the Katie from "The Gift." The pretense of marriage to the Cruiser is stressing her out.
Oooh! Maybe she'll do what Tom did and get silver nasty braces in her forties and wear them for 3 months!
With all their money, she cant afford fucking braces or some type of Invisalign, bitch that's from all that damn Barley water, it's like drinking methadone.
I don't know why but this made my day. LOL
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Man, I though I had some jacked up lookin' teef! What up wif dat? Yeah, my tiger ass has to get braces! Imagine a tiger with braces! Scary ain't it? Fortch, I'm gettin' that Invisalign shit... Anywho...
My guess is if this photo is real, KatieBot is gettin a second set of veneers...MADE TO LOOK ZACTLY LIKE TOMMY GIRL'S TEEF! He's so building a taller robot version of himself. Question is, when's Katie getting the peen of Tommy Girl's dreams, cuz you know he's sooooo not a top...Yeah, he is for now...He may hit that shit after some barley water shots from the back cuz, well, that's some boyish shit from behind, but no, Tommy Girl is a power bottom...(prolly likes a little water sports action and a hell of a spanking too...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well damn! Nosferatu fangs LOL
I don't recall her teeth looking like that. I have an old People mag and they were perfect. Weird! Tom has really fucked that cute girl up.
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=302&po...
umm..nope. her teeth dont look busted at all.
Anyone who's a Katie fan would know that her teeth have always been like that.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Looks like her teefs have been filed down for veneers
That haircut is doing nothing for her. She looks like a suburban 40-year old soccer mom. She reminds of this "friend" (and I use that term loosely) of mine. The girl was your typical entitled private school bitch, but all the moms were ga-ga over her because she had short hair and wore no makeup. Her wardrobe consisted of preppy offerings, like white button down shirts and khakis, maybe with a pearl necklace thrown in (no, not that kind of pearl necklace dirty sluts :P the old lady kind). To me and my peers, she looked completely boring, white bread, just homely beyond belief. Nothing fun or trendy about her. To the moms, she was so "fresh and natural." Now I see that ho around town, still looking exactly same, wearing her dowdy clothes and equally dowdy hair. She looks so Katie Holmes-esque, thinking she's above and beyond everyone, but in reality, she too, looks like a beat down soccer mom, aged beyond her years. Moral of the story: have some pride in your appearance, and style yourself according to your age. No need to look like grandma when your 28.
hahaha looks like shes been chewing on broken glass...or tommygirl's dirty ninja star...
I am not buying this! I have seen her teeth before, and they have never looked this crazy.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
Just when I think she can't get any uglier, she proves me wrong.
Bitch has millions of $$ and she has a busted up grill??! TommyGirl gives too much money to Scientolocrapola so now Katie can't afford new teeth. No wonder she never smiles.
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"You're gonna marry your brother whether you like it or not." Mama Bear on "My Big Redneck Wedding"
A busted up grill that isn't being fixed on this one isn't a surprise at all after we all saw Momma Cruise here with that untreated gum disease. EEWWWWWWWW!
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Dick happens! - MK
You know she is getting her latest veneers put on today. None of these skanks have their own teeth.
Why is everybody talking about Benji Madden. *lost stare*
Submitted by TITS on October 22, 2008 - 5:31pm.
I know its just as bad. can't stand the super straight teeth, either. There is a girl on the last hour of today show that drives me nuts....Jenna something. I can't bear to watch her and her mouth. I have a thing with teeth as bad as MK can't stand Cheryl "Mophead" Burke. (does the Sign of the cross) I was born blessed by the tooth fairy...genetics
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 - 5:29pm.
I wear a 6.5 or 7. wasssuuup!!!!!
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I think they were a 7 and thus, too small! I need an 8 on the average. I'll let you know tomorraw if I find them.
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Funny. I can't look at people with ultra fake white teeth without laughing in their face. It's as funny as seeing a huge honking suv/limo with tinted windows.
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
I wear a 6.5 or 7. wasssuuup!!!!!
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 - 5:19pm.
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oh duh! sorry!
i'm going to my storage unit tonight to see if i can find those Laboutins. What size do you wear?
Submitted by Farrah on October 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 22, 2008 - 4:33pm.
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
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OMG!!! WHY??? DeeDee, did you know the original "La Madrastra" (the stepmother) is Chilean?
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La Madrastra was reaired in American in the 80's. My abuela LOVED that show! We would watch in the kichen while she made tortillas. Even back then, I laughed my ass off! Great campy show.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
You can't just go to a psychiatrist for general anxiety?
Ok. I was kidding. I actually said it to my doorman because beesh was taking to long to move out of the parking space I wanted. No tix, no road rage no anxiety. someone started the xanax joke and i contributed. everything else was me feeding into your response. i thought u knew that but just so we're clear.....
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:52pm.
lol. Nope. They won't give me the pills w/o signin up for the class.
Don't underestimate the idiocy of chicago drivers.
True story was that I said it. I wasn't really gonna cut her. I had on a brand new pair of Laboutains....think of the mess. lol.
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Wow - on so many levels.
You can't just go to a psychiatrist for general anxiety?
Did you get ticketed or something? Are you already tagged as a road rager or something? I have heard Chicago is tough,,,
And, no, you would NOT want to attack someone with a pair of Laboutins. I bought a pair a few years back but I can't wear them. The heel is like a spike. I bought them because they were brown velvet with a ribbon tie (I think), but they are a size too small. They were only $25. I had to have them for the sake of having them. At this point I don't know if I still have them. I hope I wasn't stupid enough to give them away. I'm hoping they're at my storage unit.
Besides, if you attack someone with your shoes you'd get arrested for assault. :-)
Scientolorod?
you're a fucking genius MK
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Submitted by jussayin on October 22, 2008 - 4:56pm.
LMAO!!!!! I can't stand lookin at people with jacked up teefs. I can't even look them in the eye...it makes me uncomfortable.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
@Pearl_Necklace
@snowpiece
Making you two ho's laugh has validated my existence for today.
I will now reward myself with the very last bottle of Zima...and a La Pequena vid. Ahhhh.
Bottoms up.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Submitted by minnow on October 22, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Good idea hairicane... I'm gonna get my teeth cleaned again, but about a year or so ago, I got a cleaning that reminded me of a steel brush scraping a barbecue grill.
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My dentist is using a LASER for cleaning. Not nearly as painful as it used to be. So much less scraping involved.
I thought the thumbnail of the last pic was her holding a walking stick like she was blind. Clicking ==> totally disappointed. (Although I now think it's totally ominous like the spire-shadow-through-the-priest in the original Omen.)
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:52pm.
lol. Nope. They won't give me the pills w/o signin up for the class.
Don't underestimate the idiocy of chicago drivers.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
What the hell happened here?? Good God someone really needs to save poor kate, it keeps getting worse!
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
What the hell Im gone for like 30 minutes and the conversation has taken a weird turn lol...anyways To Oki yes actually i wanted to play thumbs up I think we called it 7 up..aw fun times
Aw Clarisse thanx I feel the love
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Maybe she has some sort ot thing she can put over her teeth when she.... oh shit, I have no idea.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Yea, this is fakery or some shit- not sure. I just looked at past pics and on page 9 of D-Listed she's in that white pantsuit ugly thing with a big smile and her teeth look pretty perfect. What's the deal I wonder...
Good idea hairicane... I'm gonna get my teeth cleaned again, but about a year or so ago, I got a cleaning that reminded me of a steel brush scraping a barbecue grill.
Jody Watley????
HOLY SHIT!
I have not heard that name in years!
Im lookin for a new love baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAQWt5TIyMo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuIdMJ3jZ_8
LIKE OMG DONT YOU WANT ME?
HA HA HA I will be singing this shit all night now!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
what in the world?!? her tteth were okay before in Batman Begins, trust me I know. I missed half of the SpiderMan movie looking at Kirsten Dunst busted ass grille. Nothing skeezes me worse than big screen jacked up teeth. Also Jody Watley, Laurence Fishburne, Morgan Freeman, Steve Buscemi,....I'm calling them all out!!
and please tell me why people with bad breath always want to get up in your face and yap yap yap. this bitch at work obviously could not understand the discreet face avert I was doing (you know, where my head spins backward like I was in the Exorcist) and I felt the need to get her a tall minty glass of shut the fuck up!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.