How Did Stepford Katie Bust Her Teeth?
Katie Holmes left her NYC alien hive this morning looking like the crazy crackie on my block who always want to know if I can give her money for a "hot dog." I'm sure that's code for "I'll suck yo dick for a dolla," so I just ignore her and keep walking.
Kate has some kind of situation going on in the teeth area. There's probably easy explanation for this. Tommy Girl was getting his beauty rest in his boudoir, when Katie was feeling a little lonely so she decided to lick his Scientolorod. Tommy's peen isn't used to female lips, so it jumped and accidentally knocked her tooth out. Or maybe, Suri finally had enough and slapped her in the teeth after Katie tried to put another doll's dress on her ass.
Naw, her tooth probably had enough of her haggard ass so it decided to hit the road for less fucked up pastures. It's currently on a waiting list to join Kiki Dunst's band of jacked up teeth.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 4:55pm.
shoe addict: it was the one about Paris looking for a London bloke, LOL I think it was Monday
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NO LINKY YOU STINKY!
Link, please?
Submitted by minnow on October 22, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Ugh. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow.
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Act really scared and they'll give you the funny gas. Really. I've had so much work done on my teeth that its given me ptsd. they give me meds as soon as i walk in the door.
shoe addict: it was the one about Paris looking for a London bloke, LOL I think it was Monday
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Submitted by TITS on October 22, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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I feel sorry for myself that I can see she's so stupid. Does that count?
Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 4:51pm.
i can kick benji madden's ass!
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we knows dat! now, how the hot question is: how do Benji Madden's teefers look like??
he probably wears GRILLS y'all!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Ive been meanin to ask about the benji madden joke.
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Benji Madden didn't even get a post. Benji Madden is just THAT good!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 22, 2008 - 4:48pm.
She probably had oral surgery to get Toothclops-ed like Tommy so she can continue on her freaky odd path to becoming his clone.
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Sigh. That sounds about right. Sigh.
I don't know whether to feel sorry for that girl, or hate her for being so stewpid.
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BOO!
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by KD on October 22, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Can I have some Xanax too? An hour ago I told the doorman I may need to check back into anger management cuz i felt like i was gone cut a b*tch over a parking space! True story.....Am I worthy?
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Yes. I think a psychiatrist would write you a scrip for xanax in a hotflash minute for that true story.
Ive been meanin to ask about the benji madden joke......what happened? what'd i miss? what was the post that started it?
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 -
I may need to check back into anger management cuz i felt like i was gone cut a bitch over a parking space! True story.....Am I worthy?
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honey, ovah here, we don't "cut a bitch". We CUTTABEESH! cause we be shankin' beeshes!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Ugh. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow.
i can kick benji madden's ass!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 4:49pm.
I'm 12! AND I'm Benji Madden! I'm 12 year old Benji Madden, I am!
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Well, gawd noes I am!!! Riding around in motorized carts at supermarkets. and married, too!
*gurgle noises*
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Submitted by KD on October 22, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Can I have some Xanax too? An hour ago I told the doorman I may need to check back into anger management cuz i felt like i was gone cut a bitch over a parking space! True story.....Am I worthy?
On T: Katie has always had teeth that look like a balled up, cramped up fist.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
I'm 12! AND I'm Benji Madden! I'm 12 year old Benji Madden, I am!
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She probably had oral surgery to get Toothclops-ed like Tommy so she can continue on her freaky odd path to becoming his clone.
Okie!
"*rolls up sleeves* Alright.. Who's a fightin in here!! Can i join.. *does girl slaps* *runs*
Ok Stop hitting me!! Gosh!!"
Oh god! Leave that worthless husband and run away with me!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 22, 2008 - 4:46pm.
*rolls up sleeves* Alright.. Who's a fightin in here!! Can i join.. *does girl slaps* *runs*
Ok Stop hitting me!! Gosh!!
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what are ya? 12??!?!!?!?!??
Submitted by shoe addict on October 22, 2008 - 4:43pm.
HA HA HA!!!!!
Ok we is now friends!
*hands you some new shoes*
I hear you are addicted to these things....ha ha ha!
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 22, 2008 - 4:33pm.
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
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OMG!!! WHY??? DeeDee, did you know the original "La Madrastra" (the stepmother) is Chilean? It was the thing to watch during the 70's. And yes, i got neglected as a toddler because of that goodness soup of soups!
oh dear, first La Pequeña and now La Madrastra??
*running out to get Israeli passport*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
*rolls up sleeves* Alright.. Who's a fightin in here!! Can i join.. *does girl slaps* *runs*
Ok Stop hitting me!! Gosh!!
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
*Claps to amuse the retard. Throws ya a cookie and hopes to god you choke on it. =)
Bitch looks rough!
Submitted by LoLo on October 22, 2008 - 4:26pm.
LMAO. All I got from that is ur clumsy.
wanna b friends?
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
LOL. I beat you by 4 weeks.
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Her teeth look great in this old pic of her as a kid:
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup...
tks mrs k for the link
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BOO!
heehee Dee and Farrah...
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending, unnecessarily critical;
I have a tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step, cause if I do you'll need a miracle
No! All caps jim wouldn't be all caps jim without the ALL CAPS! (-:
Right PSL. I guess if Droopy Dog and Daphne of Scooby Doo fame are still on TV, why not Audrina?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 4:35pm
shit, i'll bring a U-Haul truck and buy 'em all!
@PSL:throw in a couple of hairy Prince Charle's huge ass ears and ta-dah! dream date!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
lol @ kthxbye..are you f'ing 12? And is it that hard to click on my tag to see my sign up date? Get over it already.
No TITS. never fall asleep in dentist chair.. NEVER.. he unbuttons your pants while you are there! He has hand cuffling size video recorder.. You take friend w/ you next time~ *points at you* naughty naughty!!
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by DeeDee on October 22, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Huge teefers, ceiling eyes, and a huge schnoz....sounds like a dream date to me.
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hey, what is wrong with Ceiling Eyes? seems to pay very well these days if you have them...
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending, unnecessarily critical;
I have a tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step, cause if I do you'll need a miracle
I've gotta say, I think they're the same teeth. She's doing the half smile so you only see the bottoms of the top ones, that's why it looks crazy. She's not doing that sinister big smile that her and Tommy love to do.
Dee Dee i dont know who thought that was a good idea but my oral surgeon loves the fucker I tell you what!
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hairicane - are you scared of dentists? i used to be. found one that's so good i fall asleep while he's working on me. i've had some major work done too. The only part that remains scary is the smell, and my imagination. virtually pain free expect for a little nip from the first needle.
You can take a mild tranq beforehand to help.
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BOO!
Ew that's focked up. Bitch get yo teefs fixed.
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@Farrah: I'm making posters as we speak. You get yours free!(You know it says Miss American Dream on that ribbon?) Come December 2nd I"m gonna be rich, bitch!;p
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Submitted by wildchildintn on October 22, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by wildchildintn on October 22, 2008 - 4:23pm.
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Are you sure you're in the right forum? This isn't a teacher's forum. The "D" in "Dlisted" isn't about elementary school grades
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I'm pretty sure that i've been coming here a hell of a lot longer than your
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Oh really? Name your date, then! Oh nevermind. i'm sure you'll lie. Go back to rambling about the seven up thumbs up ocd game. kthxbye
@KD.. I'll give you a Xanax, AND a belly rub.. Muahahahaaa
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Huge teefers, ceiling eyes, and a huge schnoz....sounds like a dream date to me.
Ouch LoLo! Who thought bubble glass stairs was a good idea?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Submitted by suze on October 22, 2008 - 4:27pm.
She's in between veneer sessions - Catherine Zeta Jones (remember her?) has the same teeth.
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That makes sense. I'm way overdue for some caps. I'm scared to death to get 'em done. I will wait for an act of g-d to do it. As far as I'm concerned, the doc could put me in COMA and do all the work. Count back from 10, 9, 8, 7, giggle. BAM. I'm out.
Okie- throw me some Xanax, too! I've been stressing out for absolutely NO good reason. Driving me nuts.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:29pm.
ha ha ha
I know i was like hmmmmmmmm
Does that mean we were brats when we were little just because of playing 7-up?
I mean i was a brat but that is for another day!
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Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by wildchildintn on October 22, 2008 - 4:23pm.
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Are you sure you're in the right forum? This isn't a teacher's forum. The "D" in "Dlisted" isn't about elementary school grades
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I'm pretty sure that i've been coming here a hell of a lot longer than your ass and I'll talk about any damn thing I please..tks for monitoring though. Now take your slow ass back to the 1st few posts and try to keep up from here on out.
Submitted by LoLo on October 22, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I have only confused this discussion im afraid
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That's a stretch for Dlisted! You're making sense. Wildthingwhatever seems confused, tho.
uh, I busted a bone in muh wrist once before.. I was chasing after a bitch who done me wrong. And d'oh, I tripped, and fell.. And I heard Emeril say BAM! OH fuck that hurt, Baaad! That girl, afterwards tried to come& apologize like, 'don't hurt me when you are better' fucking bitch. OK Snowy, Give me those xanax back!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 4:21pm.
OMG, that avvie... brings a tear to my eye (the one that ALL CAPS JIMMY didn't burn) ahhh, good times.. i must say that is a fucking masterpiece, and if you were evah to make a painting out of it, i'll buy it. And then sell it to the Jolie_armpitts for zillions of dollahs!
@DeeDee: i know! TEEFERS for Hot Slut of the Day (for tomorrow, of course)
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Farrah, stop lying! You love big teefers as much as you love Ceiling Eyes!
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending, unnecessarily critical;
I have a tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step, cause if I do you'll need a miracle