How Did Stepford Katie Bust Her Teeth?
Katie Holmes left her NYC alien hive this morning looking like the crazy crackie on my block who always want to know if I can give her money for a "hot dog." I'm sure that's code for "I'll suck yo dick for a dolla," so I just ignore her and keep walking.
Kate has some kind of situation going on in the teeth area. There's probably easy explanation for this. Tommy Girl was getting his beauty rest in his boudoir, when Katie was feeling a little lonely so she decided to lick his Scientolorod. Tommy's peen isn't used to female lips, so it jumped and accidentally knocked her tooth out. Or maybe, Suri finally had enough and slapped her in the teeth after Katie tried to put another doll's dress on her ass.
Naw, her tooth probably had enough of her haggard ass so it decided to hit the road for less fucked up pastures. It's currently on a waiting list to join Kiki Dunst's band of jacked up teeth.
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She's in between veneer sessions - Catherine Zeta Jones (remember her?) has the same teeth.
Veeners gotta get done every 10-15 years.
You watch - next week they'll be brand spanking new.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by wildchildintn on October 22, 2008 - 4:23pm.
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Are you sure you're in the right forum? This isn't a teacher's forum. The "D" in "Dlisted" isn't about elementary school grades!
Clarissse!!!! *calls out for you*
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
I had a tooth chipped in the front before. It was pretty bad. I landed at just the right angle to have hit it with minimal busted lipedness.
Hurt like a MUTHA
Then i had fallen down those FUCKING BUBBLE GLASS STAIRS!!!!!! AHHHH FUCKERS! at the Soho Grand in a pair of veryfuckinghighheels and ended up hitting myself in my own face with a beer bottle.
Busted the side tooth. It broke off inthe center like a cartoon. I had on oval bruise on my face two days later. They said a deep tissue bruise shows up later.
I have only confused this discussion im afraid
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:19pm.
In fact, the other night I rode around the supermarket in the motorized cart. it was hella fun!! i had never done that before. my husband was HORRIFIED. TRUTH!
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LOL! I'd do that! Especially if it was horrifying someone!
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I dare you to do it next time you go to the supermarket or walmart! If you have kids it will horrify/mortify them! Maybe you could get them to join you. I swear its so much fun - and easier - to shop using those carts.
Get your teeth fixed asap.
Okie!
" Grabs you.. Dips you* haha, you want a rose now don't you.. Dang, You are an expensive date"
Oh my dearest Okie!! You crack me the fuck up!!!
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Submitted by jim on October 22, 2008 - 4:18pm.
i know everybody lurvs you (beeshes be fightin' ovah you) but, please...
CAN YOU TURN THE FUCKING CAPS DOWN?????? YOU'RE BURNING MY FUCKING EYEBALLS AND BY NOW THE RIGHT ONE IS THE ONLY ONE DOING A PROPER JOB! AND I'M NOT KIDIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGG!!!
Thank you :)
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Hahahaha Farrah, you're right. It's been a teefers kinda week.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Maybe Tommygirl wanted Kirsten Dunst.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I think the point was to get a bunch of bratty, noisy, sugar-infused children to sit down and be quiet for a few minutes. If I remember correctly, my teacher used to only pick kids who were super quiet..if she heard any noise, your ass didn't get picked. I remember sitting there sticking my sweaty lips to the funky desk cuz it was rollin' hot in there..lol.
She tried to escape from the spaceship/alien abduction and when she did, she banged her teeth on the flying saucer.
I thought it looked like her old orthodontry reversed itself overnight but you guys must be right about veneers. Since she was born with a lumpy busted-up nose (like TG) big fake teeth will complete the transformation. God, they're wacked.
Submitted by jim on October 22, 2008 - 4:18pm.
HA NICE HAIR , SHE
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see, that's what i'm talking about! Has her hair been that bad lately??
Geez. What if those Scientologists are holding her captive at night doing all sorts of crazy auditing interrogations???
Poor thing. She used to be so beautiful compared to the bot wife she now is!
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060912/244.holmes.katie....
the busted teefs look is new....
@PSL I'm a little worried you may be onto something.
*ponders how one could get hit in the mouth and not have a busted or bruised lip*
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i think Stoney is right but why? her teeth look fine in the pic y'all posted
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Suri probably threw another one of her HUGE tantrums and head butted Katie right in the grill!! Her teeth never looked like that before.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:19pm.
In fact, the other night I rode around the supermarket in the motorized cart. it was hella fun!! i had never done that before. my husband was HORRIFIED. TRUTH!
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LOL! I'd do that! Especially if it was horrifying someone!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
She's always had a jacked up mouf. It's really purty when the herpes comes back to visit.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by speakit on October 22, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 4:09pm.
speakit KD was asking for you earlier
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
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no silly, I answered this question before you asked it, down this thread a little ways..
I have horse teefs
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
more teefers! what a wonderful day this is.
oh, and on topic, i don't give a flying toilet bat about her.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Salem, If Katie acted a bit more like Trudy then i would try to "save" her from the Scientolonancy but i have yet to see her cat, stuffed or un-stuffed....that sounded wrong but it stays
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are we all sure that's katie holmes?? the teeth don't make sense. maybe she bought fake halloween teeth? I would. In fact, the other night I rode around the supermarket in the motorized cart. it was hella fun!! i had never done that before. my husband was HORRIFIED. TRUTH!
young katie
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup...
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Not the one you feel you need to be
HA NICE FUCKING HAIR BITCH, SHE IS EXACTLY WHAT TOMMY WANTS A TALL BITCH WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUDE BUT DOESN'T HAVE THAT ANNOYING ACCENT LIKE NICOLE KIDFUCK HAD, JUST ADD A DICK AND WE MIGHT GET THE OLD TOMMY BACK!!
She's just having them shaved down so they'll be ready for veneers and she'll look even more like a stepford robot.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Snowpiece.. 7 up IS what we called it!! *dances around, Grabs you.. Dips you* haha, you want a rose now don't you.. Dang, You are an expensive date
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
What the hell...those have to be fake halloween teeth. THERES FUCKERY AFOOT!!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 4:16pm.
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=690&po...
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Correction. She hasn't opened her mouth since she's been with Tom.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
If that's photshop, it's scary good.
Oklahoma oklahoma!
So nice i must say it twice!
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LoLo:
I love Trudy and her stuffed cat!
O/T: whatever
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Go Phillies!
That Barley water must really eff teef up!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 22, 2008 - 4:09pm.
speakit KD was asking for you earlier
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
wildchildintn LOL thanks, I wanted to say 7 up. but WTF was the POINT? of the game I mean LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I think it's her weird ass diet, myself.
But no, kids. I think she's always had busted teeth. I just went looking for a pic and bitch NEVER opens her mouth. I know what that means.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Looks like she busted some caps.
But what I want to know why she's always dressed like it's early February?
Lolo... Lolo 911 Boo-ha ha
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=690&po...
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/katie-holmes-dawsoncreek.jpg
may I present: The Lost Smiles of Joey POTter
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3206976512/nm0005017
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Thats what happens after his jizz hits the veneers.
Speakit- I was checking on you earlier because I hadn't "seen" you in a while. Wanted to make sure your soon to be ex didn't put you in a body bag or something horrid!
I had to change my avie for Katie Reno 911
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ah..my ocd can rest easy! lol!!
The teacher instructs the class: "Heads down; thumbs up." The class, seated at their desks/tables, put their heads down (buried in their arms, so they can't see anything) and one arm out with a thumb raised. The teacher then goes around the room and randomly pushes seven of the thumbs down, essentially "selecting" seven students. When this is done, the teacher announces: "Heads up; seven up." The seven kids whose thumbs were pushed down (the "selected" kids) stand and go to the front of the class. Then the rules change slightly --- the teacher, again, announces "heads down; thumbs up" and each of the seven kids picks ONE student to replace them, the same way as before (pushing down another seated student's thumb). A new set of 7 students is selected this way, and then the process is repeated. Again and again. :-)
Oh we need to find her Dawsons Creek teefs.. Mystery Solved..
Butterflies in the sky, I can fly twice as HIIIGH...... Yeah, High!!!!
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by oklahoma on October 22, 2008 - 4:09pm.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28808/images/all_my_sons_afterparty_192_.jpg
*glares* somefin strange a goin on
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Ya. that is weird. The teeth in the picture above don't look fake at all. with caps and veneers you can usually see gap at the gumline. wth?
Something happened. Her teeth did NOT look like that last week.
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Please...if that is not a photoshop job I will watch reruns of Two and Half Men.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
I saw someone on the sidewalk dressed as the Joker asking for pennies. It was in NYC, so maybe it was Katie in disguise.