How Did Stepford Katie Bust Her Teeth?
Katie Holmes left her NYC alien hive this morning looking like the crazy crackie on my block who always want to know if I can give her money for a "hot dog." I'm sure that's code for "I'll suck yo dick for a dolla," so I just ignore her and keep walking.
Kate has some kind of situation going on in the teeth area. There's probably easy explanation for this. Tommy Girl was getting his beauty rest in his boudoir, when Katie was feeling a little lonely so she decided to lick his Scientolorod. Tommy's peen isn't used to female lips, so it jumped and accidentally knocked her tooth out. Or maybe, Suri finally had enough and slapped her in the teeth after Katie tried to put another doll's dress on her ass.
Naw, her tooth probably had enough of her haggard ass so it decided to hit the road for less fucked up pastures. It's currently on a waiting list to join Kiki Dunst's band of jacked up teeth.
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You see how her teeth seem to be ground down to a POINT (like an inverted triangle) on the right side of her face? That's what they do to put CAPS on.
I'm guessing she had VENEERS with a bridge maybe? and the thing got lost. In this pic she's probably on her way to the dentist.
But these people are richer than rich. Why doesn't she have a garage and limo driver? Eh. She probably forgot. Her teeth are probably on her dressing room table.
Michael K.,
If said crazy crackie on your block was a HIM, would you give him money for a "hot dog"?
Mmmmm-hmmm.
Mrs Gosling!
No hate for you! Only the mean people. We hates the mean people! *they know who they are*
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You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
These are the standby teeth. Her new GPS tracking teeth will be installed tomorrow.
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speakit KD was asking for you earlier
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
damn..ya'll are always bringing up shit that gets my OCD all stressed. Now i'm off to look up that damn thumbs/desk game..lol..
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28808/images/all_my_sons_afterparty_192_.jpg
*glares* somefin strange a goin on
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 22, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Robot Katie: UK edition.
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Because I laughed at that, just to be fair:
Robot Katie: US health NO-care edition.
thanks okie but I can't remember anymore of the game than you did, REEFER MADNESSSS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Hairicane on October 22, 2008 - 4:07pm.
oh snap, speakit!
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Same minds! Although you looked much better saying it.
I ♥ Audrey.
good points guys, but I still think he beats her.
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending, unnecessarily critical;
I have a tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step, cause if I do you'll need a miracle
She looks like that bitch from Reno 911 is what she looks like.
Trudy or who ever the freak is who always wants to sex up Dangle.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
oh snap, speakit!
haha snowy, glad you knew what game I spoke of.. I figured everyone would point and laugh like usual at me.. *mopes* But yaya!! you knew!! *hands you over 5 xanax* now that's reward cash!!
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
if she had been hit, she'd be all bruised up. She looks regular. Just like someone who lost their dentures.
jiggywiddit LMAO hahahahahahahahahahahahLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
If something hit her face hard enough to fukk up her teeth, she'd have a busted lip, bruises, etc.
Unless she just broke teeth eating or something. But she's filthy stinking rich, so they'd be fixed already.
I say, same teeth.
Robot Katie: UK edition.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
between the long sleeves throughout the summer, and now these teeth.....he definitely hits her.
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
You know...I've been wondering...
is there a place on the internetz that has celebrity before and after teeth??
My guess is that Katie has SNAP on fake teeth and she lost them somewhere in the house. You know, like those fake vampire teeth you get for halloweenie.
Something happened. Her teeth did NOT look like that last week.
naw, you know IF tommygirl hit her, he'd keep her in the Xenu room until she was all healed and shit.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
makes me wonder what shes been gnawing on...perhaps the shards of Tommys broken dreams???
I thought she had them capped, and I have no doubt Tommy Girl is an abuser...mentally and physically. He probably knocked them off when Katie refused to go to Scientology Homemaking Class or something.
Busted teeth are a major turnoff for me. You can be super hot, but if your teeth are busted, your face may as well be too.
Have her teeth always looked like that?
At first I just thought that whole having her change and become this weird-o was fake.
I'm really starting to think tommy girl is doing some weird voodoo scientology shit w/ katie
she went from decent looking to looking like a run down haggard hoe...
shame on it all!!!
okay, that is it. Tom hits her.
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Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own;
Love will open every door, it's in your hands, the world is yours.....
-Christina Aguilera "Soar"
omg yeah okie, they would make us play that when we had a substitute
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Mrs Gosling.. Are you wanting to play thumbs up? REmember that game, You'd put your head on the desk, adn someone would tap your hand, and you'd put your thumb up..And ok I don't remember the rest.. But my nose would always run when I put my head on the desk.. So here's a napkin..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
WTF??? I thought she got her grill fixed when she hooked up with the Sceino's???
Did she piss Tommy Girl off?
It's the same old teeth. They've always been jacked.
yep Tom hauled off and smacked her one for saying xenus name in vain.
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.chocolate news. wednesdays. comedy central.
hmmm.. That is strange.. Maybe she wants to talk the Drew Barrymore lisp. Imma have to go look up other pics of her,, But does she smile in other pics?? *ponders*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
ooooooh love the sweater!!!! She actually looks kinda cute....please dont hate me *puts head on desk*
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
Why the hell would she smile enough to let people see this?
Cry for help?
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i have the same crackberry
o and i like her sweater
her teeth are jacked-up...
maybe she should call 800-DENTIST
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