Somebody Get A Camera Crew To Denise Richard's House!
Scratch that. Denise Richards probably has a camera crew on staff. I just hope they get a nice big close-up on her face when she finds out about the news that Charlie Sheen and his wifey are expecting twins. Brooke's mother confirms to People that they are going to have twin prostitute tranny babies in April!
Brooke's mommy, Moira Fiore, said, “Obviously, I am floating on air.” Um...it's probably because of that fifth martini you had at lunch, Moira. Slow it down.
Moira went on to say, "Brooke has had all day morning sickness but is coming to the end of the first trimester so she hopefully will feel better soon. It has been rough for her."
Moire thinks they are having twin boys, but she isn't completely sure. Yeah, that fifth martini is fogging up her memory.
Charlie and Brooke are so predictably boooooring. Twins?! That's the best they could do? Everyone in Hollywood is having twins. It's time to step it up to triplets or at least conjoined twins.
As for possible names, I'm thinking Dennis and Richard.
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Im not sure if I read that one Kd they all blured after a while lol but I watched the movie after i read the first one and I had to turn it off because what i had imagined in my head while reading it was way dirtier and better than the movie so i didnt want the movie to ruin it for me lmao
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MK- You're the best...this entire post about two boring people bringing two more boring people into the world could have been boring.....but as always you made me LMAO!
"As for possible names, I'm thinking Dennis and Richard" love the names
lmao
Submitted by SThompson on October 22, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Its a damn shame no one caught on to the fact that you have to be 20 or 22 weeks now to know the sex of the babies you're carrying .. which a couple WEEKS into the 2nd trimester, but yet Brooke's monkey ass is " just ending her first " ... I agree MK, bitch needs to lay off the martinis ..
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If you read my earlier post...you would know that Charlie and Brooke paid big bucks to spin his sperm so that they could have a boy. Thats probably why they are predicting twin boys. *shrugs*
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Well, what do you want??
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 22, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I'm unnerved by the celebrity twin phenomenon. This means our children will have to deal with twice the celebkid fuckery in the future.
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LMAO DD the only consolation is that our kids will at least have twice as much Dlisted to enjoy!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Women have this built in thing that decides after so many years of NOT having babies (cough cough Jen Aniston) to dump out more eggs, in the hopes of getting pregnant. Hence...more twins.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Mrs. Gosling on October 22, 2008 - 5:15pm.
I read Flowers in the attic and the rest of the books that followed and that shit was dirty and wrong in soooo many ways and I LOVED it lol
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So did I!
Did you read VC Andrew's "my sweet audrina"
O that's a good one too...!
The Dark angel series were as equally as dirty!
Its a damn shame no one caught on to the fact that you have to be 20 or 22 weeks now to know the sex of the babies you're carrying .. which a couple WEEKS into the 2nd trimester, but yet Brooke's monkey ass is " just ending her first " ... I agree MK, bitch needs to lay off the martinis ..
Personally i feel that all these twin babies are a result of two things....One...women are waiting longer to have babies...like from 35-45 years of age(my doctor told me that after 30 years of age, there is a higher chance of a woman kicking out two eggs). and Two...these older women are having trouble conceiving so they have IVF.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
weren't the other books Petals in the wind and If there be thorns? I read flowers and the other two when I was a really young teenager. They were trashlicious!
I'm unnerved by the celebrity twin phenomenon. This means our children will have to deal with twice the celebkid fuckery in the future.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
The Soup - La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljd6a7_ldw0
Too bad the new Horeywood trend isn't NOT PROCREATING. The world can always pipedream...
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
MK doesnt mention this...but Charlie and Brooke paid big bucks to spin his sperm so they could have a boy. Guess she kicked out two eggs though.
*sigh*
This twins thing is getting out of hand....and i have twins!!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Obviously, People will let anybody be a spokesbitch. This Moira Fiore believes that her deserves her 15min as well because her daughter's married to a Dlist celebrity.
Wow! He must have some powerful spermies!
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
I read Flowers in the attic and the rest of the books that followed and that shit was dirty and wrong in soooo many ways and I LOVED it lol
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She's probably been on Clomid since the wedding. Goddamn Charlie is one clueless mother fucker.
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 22, 2008 - 5:11pm.
I know its not really something you can control, I
just find it really suspicious and weird that so many people in hollywood are just all of a sudden having twins. It feels like its some sort of trend is all.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Someone needs to start a campaign to castrate hollywood
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Twin babies and pepaw daddies. bleh
Submitted by Kp on October 22, 2008 - 5:04pm.
You can't really control it, though, unless you're taking fertility drugs and I think a lot of the over-35 Hollywood mothers are doing that. And even with that, you're not guaranteed twins. You could have one baby or seven babies.
Thanks everyone...I watched everything but the last half hour. I had stopped it a few times, and then when I went to check on another show and came back the credits were rolling. I hate when that happens.
I cant believe its taken me so long to get caught up in this amazing shit! I cant wait to read the others. Thanks!!!!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
What's up with the twins thing this year? Its fucking pathetic if this is some hollywood trend to have two kids at once.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Oh lawd help us all! Would someone snip his balls, please!
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Isn't Charlie a little tired of being a sperm donor?
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Flowers in the Attic the movie... they do get away (and the mom dies). Here's a synopsis:
http://www.jabootu.com/flowersattic.htm
Watching ALL of a movie includes the ending, so, If you missed the last hour, you only watched 33 minutes of the movie.
Balenciaga Bitch:
Nope, they don't stay, they get the hell out of there! And like angel_i said, you need to read the rest of the books, including the prequel, "Garden of Shadows." So much incest and debauchery for one family!
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Can anyone in Hollywood get knowcked up without the help of IVF?
I like the names Irv and Richie.
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The Soup - La Madrastra
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good for him i guess?!!
i do love his show t and a half men, i think it is halarious!
love charlie sheen
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 22, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Sorry to be off topic, but I just watched ALL of Flowers in the Attic, and missed the last half hour! I need to know what happend after the mom got married. did they get away? Cmon Horz, I know a ton of you have seen this~ Help a sistah!
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LOL! I read these. There's a whole bunch you know. I don't know about the movie but I do believe they get away in the book to find even MORE scandalous shit to get up to.
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Im tired of celebrity vaginal updates.
(from them NOT you MK)
PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!
HA HA HA HA
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sorry to be off topic, but I just watched ALL of Flowers in the Attic, and missed the last half hour! I need to know what happend after the mom got married. did they get away? Cmon Horz, I know a ton of you have seen this~ Help a sistah!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
more twins? i guess having ONE baby is SO last year
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