Little Jenny Almost Died!!!
Note to self: Even though she looks like she's 30, she's like 15 or some shit. Now let's throw the egg shells on the floor and walk....
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" was in Los Angeles, doing wholesome things like preparing for a test, when she woke up one morning with a sore throat. Well, it turns out that it was some kind of throat infection that could have KILLED her. Does Blair Waldorf Salad have an alibi?
Little Jenny's doctor talked to UsWeekly (WTF?) about his patient's prognosis. Dr. Shawn Nasseri said, "I have been treating Miss Taylor Momsen for the last few days. She has been hospitalized for a severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection since Sunday. She has been an excellent patient, and after aggressive antibiotics and medications, she is expected to make a full recovery in the next three to five days."
She's now out of the hospital and is going back to NYC with her mother this week.
Hopefully, Cindy Lou Who won't sleep with the COKE...I mean...fan on anymore. Sleeping with the BARF...I mean...the fan on can lead to terrible sore throat issues. I'm sorry about those sentences. My blog Tourettes is acting up again.
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Paris Hilton IS an infection.
A nasty, painful, infection to us all...
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I heard that Paris Hilton is gets infections in her throat...sorry, BM.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Glad you caught the Access Hollywood trademark! Damn, you are good!
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by Sheeps on October 22, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/pdfs/TaylorMomsenCondition.pdf
Her mother asked him to write to the press.
Nah. That's a letter to a Hollywood producer,
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That's what I thought but...on Access Hollywood stationary? And then I realized: That's not their letterhead - they stamp that for ownership when they get it. So never mind - it's totally to get out of work. That makes sense.
*giggle*
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 22, 2008 -
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OK:D!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Go head and edit and I'll edit and we'll all be none the wiser. :)
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 8:01pm.
That doctor needs a new letterhead, the nose has acne and what is the 3rd thing supposed to be, a throat? Did he get some 4 year old kid to draw that? And WTF is a Diplomate? Diploshit.
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Is that like a Paper Mate, maybe?
Like, you know - what he signed with! :D
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STDs of the throat.....how scary and nasty!
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending, unnecessarily critical;
I have a tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step, cause if I do you'll need a miracle
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 8:01pm.
That doctor needs a new letterhead, the nose has acne and what is the 3rd thing supposed to be, a throat? Did he get some 4 year old kid to draw that? And WTF is a Diplomate? Diploshit.
That's how it's gonna be?
You're gonna be doing a lot of calling then!
the DUDE! abides...
That's true - strep can be fatal.
I don't know why, sometimes, these little mysteries get me. It's so bizarre. I mean really! Is it because she's Cindy Lou Who maybe? Could be.
I think I smell a scandal. Could be that too.
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Submitted by DUDE on October 22, 2008 - 7:57pm.
@Sb- Hahaha, I what it is, I just don't want to imagine how you'd use it on me ;) Ouch!
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I'm the doctor, I know how. Lube.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:58pm.
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:) Me too.
The articles you posted are making me lean more and more towards the STD in the throat area theory. Anything else doesn't make sense, they'd just say she had strep or she had mono, etc.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Like "coca-cola?" should come next.
Salt peanuts?
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
*yawn* it's called strep throat. next...
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 22, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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Well, I am glad to hear you're ok, at any rate:)
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/pdfs/TaylorMomsenCondition.pdf
Her mother asked him to write to the press.
Nah. That's a letter to a Hollywood producer, to excuse her from filming. But I liked the doc's "TWIMC." I'm gonna use that when I'm too lazy or busy to type a greeting.
TYVM.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
@Sb- Hahaha, I what it is, I just don't want to imagine how you'd use it on me ;) Ouch!
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:53pm.
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Oh, I won't. I don't know what they did (because I never had this issue before), but I was in serious pain. My mom was trying to get me to go to the emergency room 'cause she thought something might've broken off, but it passed. From now on I'm giving myself my own exams, damn that.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Benji Madden double posts.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 22, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Anyone for a free PAP smear? Provolone, cunt scrape?
hahahahaha. That sounds odd in the abstract.
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LOL! Like "coca-cola?" should come next.
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Sorry Dude, I had to edit my spellimg. Here's a speculum.
http://medicalsuperstoreonline.com/store/images/Pederson%20Vaginal%20Spe...
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Anyone for a free PAP smear? Provolone, cunt scrape?
hahahahaha. That sounds odd in the abstract.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 22, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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I had a PAP done a week and a half ago and had cramps for 2-3 days afterwards - NEVER again will these fuckers touch me!
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OMG! That's bad! You're right - don't ever go back there.
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Submitted by madam ex on October 22, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Provolone is the shit. Eat it with a large piece of Italian bread and some roasted peppers. YUMMO
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ugh, I can't stomach the smell of any stinky cheese. I had to get stuff at the Bev Hils Cheese Shop twice in one week for work, and I thought I was going to add to the smell by barfing all over the floor.
Not a big cheese fan....only the very mild ones.
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How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending, unnecessarily critical;
I have a tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step, cause if I do you'll need a miracle
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/gossip-girl/little-j-survives-life-threa...
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She can be kinda gorgeous, huh?
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Submitted by DUDE on October 22, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:41pm.
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A doc? Meet me in Lahaina's b-room?
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Hey, you must have seen my name scrawled on the bathroom wall there ain't ya... I've got pics of the dunny at Lahaina, I spent so much time in there, on the cool tile. Hell, the room just started spinning just thinking about it. I might be back in SD for Christmas, so I'll be sure to bring a nice warm speculum just for you :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:50pm.
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Not sure what you'll do with it, but it sounds kinky.
First call is mine!
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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I had a PAP done a week and a half ago and had cramps for 2-3 days afterwards - NEVER again will these fuckers touch me!
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15 just ain't what it used to be...
da clap
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
So an ear, nose and throat dr. is technically called an oyolaryngologist? Wow, that's a mouthful.
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Provolone is the shit. Eat it with a large piece of Italian bread and some roasted peppers. YUMMO
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
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You're not a real doctor are you? I can tell.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/pdfs/TaylorMomsenCondition.pdf
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Ha! Her mother asked him to write to the press.
That's pretty telling.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 22, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:41pm.
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Hahahahahahaha! I've heard that line before.
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Anyone for a free PAP smear? Provolone, cunt scrape?
It could be that, too Smoke.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:41pm.
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A doc? Meet me in Lahaina's b-room?
the DUDE! abides...
Maybe it's The Syphilis.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 22, 2008 - 7:41pm.
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LOL! I know I am - you should see some of the dick this little girl pulls.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:41pm.
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Hahahahahahaha! I've heard that line before.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Angel, it must have been epiglottitis. Trust me, I'm a gynecologist.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 22, 2008 - 7:24pm.
She has a serious drug problem and screws anything that gives her the slightest bit of attention - trust.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:34pm.
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Remember when Brit went to rehab for one day? LOL..it happens in Hollywood. Or she could've just been detoxing overnight or OD'd. I know someone who had gonorrhea of the throat and she was hospitalized because the dumbass didn't take antibiotics, her throat swelled up and she couldn't eat/drink! But yeah, definitely not mono or meningitis because her spokespeople would've just came out with it.
Or she could've caught something really gross from one of the bathroom toilets she snorts her coke off of....
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
i was gonna guess gonnorrhea or coke...or both???
she is on gossip girl after all. She should have called lilo first for a diagnosis. she could have avoided the embarrasment of it being public, this time.....bwaaaahaaaaahaaa
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 22, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:28pm.
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Could be, but I doubt it. Otherwise her spokeswhores would've just said that. Lots of people get meningitis, especially high school/college-aged kids.
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I know, right? That's why I'm thinking it - any other illness - they'd just say it. But meningitis is like mono. Lot's of times people just suspect you get it from making out - like the crowd that watches the show. Y'all are saying you know she's a slut but I'm so sure none of the little teens that watch that show are so aware...yet. I would have said mono but that's not life-threatening...and a few days is usually enough to treat it...
I can't think of an STD that takes you down like that and you need way more time for rehab....
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Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 7:28pm.
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Could be, but I doubt it. Otherwise her spokeswhores would've just said that. Lots of people get meningitis, especially high school/college-aged kids.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I remember my 21st birthday I got strep throat AND laryngitis it was the worst 2 1/2 weeks Ive ever had, followed by another 2 weeks of non stop coughing.
As Rick James would say
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
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how could you not know you had that bad of throat infection until it became life threatening??
she must really be thick as a brick.