Little Jenny Almost Died!!!
Note to self: Even though she looks like she's 30, she's like 15 or some shit. Now let's throw the egg shells on the floor and walk....
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" was in Los Angeles, doing wholesome things like preparing for a test, when she woke up one morning with a sore throat. Well, it turns out that it was some kind of throat infection that could have KILLED her. Does Blair Waldorf Salad have an alibi?
Little Jenny's doctor talked to UsWeekly (WTF?) about his patient's prognosis. Dr. Shawn Nasseri said, "I have been treating Miss Taylor Momsen for the last few days. She has been hospitalized for a severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection since Sunday. She has been an excellent patient, and after aggressive antibiotics and medications, she is expected to make a full recovery in the next three to five days."
She's now out of the hospital and is going back to NYC with her mother this week.
Hopefully, Cindy Lou Who won't sleep with the COKE...I mean...fan on anymore. Sleeping with the BARF...I mean...the fan on can lead to terrible sore throat issues. I'm sorry about those sentences. My blog Tourettes is acting up again.
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God her hair is so adorable. Say no to drugs people.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 22, 2008 - 7:24pm.
She has a serious drug problem and screws anything that gives her the slightest bit of attention - trust. So I'm guessing this is about covering up a quick trip to rehab or an STD gone wrong.
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She has a serious drug problem and screws anything that gives her the slightest bit of attention - trust. So I'm guessing this is about covering up a quick trip to rehab or an STD gone wrong.
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I thought Cindy Lou Who was cute too. Sad day man sad day. Oh well time to move on.
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Submitted by Kp on October 22, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:06pm.
LMAO- She mustve googled benji madden.
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I think you hit the tard on the head with that one. Provelone is probably one of the scabs from JJ. *shrugs*...whatever. :D
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LOL...hit the tard on the head.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:06pm
How dare you desecrate Erin Andrew's ass like that! (though period jokes do make me giggle)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:06pm.
The troll is Paris Hilton - dumb slut discovered spell check. Could also be that cockroach cunt Jill from Just Tards.
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I think you hit the tard on the head with that one. Provelone is probably one of the scabs from JJ. *shrugs*...whatever. :D
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Well, what do you want??
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Submitted by Kp on October 22, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Must be that ho's time of the month eh?
Benji Madden gave her menengitis, yo.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 7:06pm.
LMAO- She mustve googled benji madden.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
I'm seeing Tara Reid mark 2 here.....
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The troll is Paris Hilton - dumb slut discovered spell check. Could also be that cockroach cunt Jill from Just Tards.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 22, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Sybil is that you? There's a multiple personality disorder type posting on this thread.
no, just a sad and lonely attention whore
Sybil is that you? There's a multiple personality disorder type posting on this thread.
her eyes look sunken in. I dont know if its just this photo, but she just looks like shit. I really thought this girl was 26 year old party burn out. You know its bad when your looking like late party era Tara Reid at 15.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
this girl is 15? seriously? she looks twice that.
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I'm very thin and one of the reasons is, I don't eat fatty things like Provolone.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm suspicious!
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And because she is so healthy she survived this horrible disease. Look at those sexy shoulders, mmmmmmm mmmmm!
Whatever it is Provolone suffers from, you can read all about it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
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"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Submitted by weenielover on October 22, 2008 - 6:56pm.
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What is it? I say what is it. ;)
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DUDE on October 22, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Glad to see your lonely life of blogging 24/7 has given you your grammar skills. I accept Kush.
Submitted by Provolone on October 22, 2008 - 6:54pm.
yeah real fucking healthy. As was evidenced in this post about how she almost fucking died.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Ignore and it goes away!
I believe it's nothing nasty on her part; I know someone who got strep: woke up with a sore throat Sunday and was in the ICU for 5 days by Monday night...crazy stuff happens sometimes.
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She is HOT! Eat your deep fried snickers fatties! She is healthy and tasty looking as all hell.
She just can't pull off that 'do and her makeup looks like shit. Edgy you ain't, Cindy Lou Who.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 22, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Maybe she had epiglottitis. A swollen epiglottis can choke a bitch. Yet another reason not to suck dick or smoke crack.
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lol..I read that as smoke dick or suck crack..and it didn't seem odd to me. scary.
Submitted by Provolone on October 22, 2008 - 6:41pm.
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Never end a sentence with a preposition, especially if it's misspelled.
Grammar lesson of the day. I accept PayPal.
the DUDE! abides...
Throat infection, translation, "Deepus Throaticus For Jobicus"
Or "Ho and Mouth Disease"
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 22, 2008 - 6:43pm.
*SIGH*
Why is it that the younger bitches want to look older and the older bitches want to look younger??? Cant we just be happy with our age??? SHEESH!
I'm one of those people who are stuck looking like youre a freshman in high school. I want to say I appreciate it, but its rather creepy when
you seem to attract pedo type men sometimes.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
She looks straight up crackwhore junkie.
Submitted by Kp on October 22, 2008 - 6:35pm.
The most adorable kids become gutterbutt as fuck.
GUTTERBUT! HAHAHAHA! That was pure poetry.
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ye shall all be banished to hell for dissing cindy lou who. whores.
There's fat, and then there's healthy. Naturally thin people don't look that hungry. Maybe, it's the picture.
Submitted by Provolone on October 22, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Even if I was a fat middle aged house wife, Id gladly rather be an overweight house wife than some soul less blonde twat getting diseases from gonerreah at the age of 15.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Submitted by Provolone on October 22, 2008 - 6:41pm.
you got tourettes or something?
you already pulled this shit
boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiing
Fuck off Provelone....you only wish we were all fat housewives!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
How dare anyone say she looks like Cindy Lou Who, Cindy Lou has never looked this bad. Throat infection, riiiiiight. It's called getting a herpes infested cock rammed down your throat too darn hard when your an amateur. NO, I do not speak from experience.
*SIGH*
Why is it that the younger bitches want to look older and the older bitches want to look younger??? Cant we just be happy with our age??? SHEESH!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Sounds like MONO to meeeeeeeeeeeeee....
I got it when i was 19 and it was NOT fun at all.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
She just turned 15 three months ago. She was 7 when she played Cindy Lou Who.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
15? Damn, put down whatever your doing little girl! I swear I looked at her and saw Farreh F.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
My old roommate got a severe case of hoof and mouth disease from making out with some dude at a sex club. The doctor said it was probably because the dude was probably tossing someone else's Waldorf Salad right before they started kissing. Shame shame lil Jenny.
Yep... gonorrhea of the throat for sure.
She looks busted.
Ok-WHAT? She is not 15, no way is this girl cindy lou who. That girl was like a baby when that movie came out! Hollywood is so depressing. Talk about rode hard and put away wet. The most adorable kids become gutterbutt as fuck.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead