Little Jenny Almost Died!!!
Note to self: Even though she looks like she's 30, she's like 15 or some shit. Now let's throw the egg shells on the floor and walk....
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" was in Los Angeles, doing wholesome things like preparing for a test, when she woke up one morning with a sore throat. Well, it turns out that it was some kind of throat infection that could have KILLED her. Does Blair Waldorf Salad have an alibi?
Little Jenny's doctor talked to UsWeekly (WTF?) about his patient's prognosis. Dr. Shawn Nasseri said, "I have been treating Miss Taylor Momsen for the last few days. She has been hospitalized for a severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection since Sunday. She has been an excellent patient, and after aggressive antibiotics and medications, she is expected to make a full recovery in the next three to five days."
She's now out of the hospital and is going back to NYC with her mother this week.
Hopefully, Cindy Lou Who won't sleep with the COKE...I mean...fan on anymore. Sleeping with the BARF...I mean...the fan on can lead to terrible sore throat issues. I'm sorry about those sentences. My blog Tourettes is acting up again.
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It was probably too many varieties of semen mixed up in there at the same time. You have to limit yourself to 3 at a time, or you risk this happening to you. And there is no fucking way that the bitch in this photo is 15? Where the fuck are her parents to say that she can't go out looking like a 35 year old, $10 hooker, crack ho, standing on the corner??
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Cindy Lou Who?? NO SHIT?? Wow. From little girl to diseased-cum swallowing, nasty makeup wearing trailer trash in a few short years...BRAVO, HOLLYWOOD!!!
She'd be fine if she'd let Benji paint her tonsils.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Throat gonorrhea is only life-threatening if you work for Disney. She's just fine.
Maybe she had epiglottitis. A swollen epiglottis can choke a bitch. Yet another reason not to suck dick or smoke crack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiglottitis
Must have been a horrible strep throat?
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
looks like she went to "Mushy's School for Girls who Like to put on Racoon Eye Makeup" or MSGLREM as we call in in the trailer park...
This girl looks like the spitting image my burn out high school friends working at chili's and taking bars in their spare time.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 22, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Wow, isn't that a massive HIPAA violation, talking to the press about your patient?
Not in Beverly Hills.
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
Submitted by jim on October 22, 2008 - 6:17pm.
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE AND WHO THE FUCK CARES..WHERE IS LA PEQUENA??
That is my response to everything posted on dlisted.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
It's weird because on the show (Gossip Girl) she has this nice clean-cut look, yet in REAL life she looks like a junky club skank. Kind of ironic.
so this is what fifteen looks like? so what does thirty look like nowadays?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I call bullshit. This is as credible as that guy with the tats being reported as having 3rd degree burns, then getting released from hospital a few days later.
Gross embellishment, exaggeration and lies just to grab peoples attention.
It seems to me that 99% of the various news sources, government and any 'institution' that communicates with the public these days is nothing but corrupt and untrustworthy.
I am so sick of being bullshitted.
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
oh my god I completely did not realize she was Cindy Lou Who. No wonder she looked familiar.
OMG what is wrong with her face? is that coke-binge face? her eyes are so sunken and dark
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Maybe she deep-throated Benji Madden.
Vixen, that's what *I* was thinking. Maybe you can authorize a doctor to make a statement to the press. If anyone cares, that is.
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE AND WHO THE FUCK CARES..WHERE IS LA PEQUENA??
Wow, isn't that a massive HIPAA violation, talking to the press about your patient?
*canceling all non-urgent appointments for next three to five days*
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Tara Reid continues to be unfettered by societal standards of beauty. (Yeeeah.com)
It is a good thing that she did not die. I don't know who this person is.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle