Lil'er Wayne
Lil Wayne barely announced to the world that he was expecting a baby at Sunday's BET Awards. Well, that baby has landed. His spokesbitch tells UsWeekly that Lil Wayne's new son was born this afternoon in Cincinnati, Ohio. The new baby's name is Dwayne Carter III. Lil Wayne's real name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.
Lil Wayne has never said who Lil'er Wayne's mommy is. My money's on Bow Wow. And I bet you Lil Wayne's baby boy is already taller than he is.
It was slow on the baby news for a while and suddenly it's like a BABY hurricane! BABIES are everywhere once again. It's okay. Yes, we're overpopulated, but what's another ten, twenty, trillion more humans? I've said it eleventy times and I'll say it again, BABIES are taking over the planet. I've already made peace with the fact that my last breath will probably be under a mountain of dirty diapers.
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Why the hell do people still name children Dwayne? DUH-WAYNE, YOUR VIDDLES ARE DONE!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEHAW!
I work at a correctional facility, and he looks no different than the 300 or so inmates I see on a daily basis. If it weren't for the music business, he'd be in prison.
I don't know about dying under a pile of dirty diapers, but I do NOT want to be a frail, elderly person when these soulless children become teenagers
Am I the only one who saw this guy's Cribs???? He's an idiot, literally.
I really hope he's like all the others and we can stop hearng about him soon.
Ugly disgusting rapping subhuman clown who needs to pull his fucking pants up.
He hasn't been lil in years.
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Why do all the gossip sites insist on telling us about the antics of this ugly loser POS? Who cares what this nobody does?
Whoa ugly!
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well, i don't have any words for that piece of sh*t.. he can't sing, even his pseudo rap sucks.. he should better quit..
>> there is no patch for human stupidity <<
he is one ugly dude...not even remotely sexy/ugly or anything, just gross. is he even rich?
Someone procreated with this Ewok?
She or IT should be shamed!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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i love this guy voice
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He is one ugly man,he def should not breed.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sounds like a hamburger the Carls Junior.
LOL tits, goodnight my lovelies.
that took a few!!! I know i didn't write 'snap' and thought someone had hacked me.
smooches!
flattery and all that rot.
Stop batting your eyelashes at me you trollop!
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
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Submitted by TITS on October 23, 2008 - 1:55am.
drafts have caused me serious grief in the past - i forget they're there and think i've sent something. dangerous shit.
SNAP.
drafts have caused me serious grief in the past - i forget they're there and think i've sent something. dangerous shit.
had a dream about your business last night.... weirdness. trying to remember what i ate before bed.
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Actually, I'm pretty good with my emails. Sometimes I save drafts, even, if I feel they might need work....
Posts however...editediteditawaaaaaaaaaay!
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Oh, god nooooooooooooo!!
but sheepsie!!! I never make mistakes and i never see any mistakes. It's like the text changes after I've sent it!!
Plus i need instant gratification - SEND SEND SEND.
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Or--wild idea I know--compose before sending.
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Submitted by TITS on October 23, 2008 - 1:32am.
That edit button is soooo seductive.
I wish my email program had it. Wouldn't that be great if a email package could suck back what you sent if it hadn't been opened and you could change it?
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You can if you know his password *winkwink*=)
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That edit button is soooo seductive.
I wish my email program had it. Wouldn't that be great if a email package could suck back what you sent if it hadn't been opened and you could change it?
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Juan who all get a lawn?
I don't get it.
and btw - apparently: no, we cunt;p
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Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 1:26am.
(LOLOLOL)
cunt we all just get a lawn?
(cunt was funnier than juan)
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
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Ok, fine!
Cunt who?
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Wait!
Cunt?
Bitch!
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Juan Who?
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Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 1:20am.
Cunt
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 22, 2008 - 10:53pm.
I just drop a nice, cold quarter down the old coin slot, in the hope that one day, they'll be able to afford a belt.
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coin slot? Here we have a few bike racks.
saw a tough kids pants fall off the other day. everyone around him laughed. he was so angry i thought his head would explode. if it had only been one person I think he would have attacked. as it was he was humiliated publicly.
that was a good day. it takes so much willpower not to give a little yank to their silly droopy drawers.
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Who's there?
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**Knock Knock**
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"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
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I am a fan on a hot summer day. not this waste of life.
Submitted by MissJizz on October 23, 2008 - 12:43am.
he should die.
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I take it you're not a fan, then?
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His baby momma is a Flvor of love ho
He is wearing a tattoo shirt.
he should die.
Am I the only one who is bothered by how dry skinned he is? You can hardly make out the tattoos he's so dry.
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
Hey speakit=)!
Sssssoooo! It's about whatever size you could grab fastest....did anyone ever grab the small ones? That would be fun!
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I blame this shit on the ghetto! Back in the days when this shit got started, clothes came off the back of the truck. You wore whatever size you stole, and apparently they were so scrawny, their clothes were this big. Whoever came up with the bright idea to slouch them beneath their ass though, is a fucked up mother fucker!
I don't need to know the brand of your fuckin drawers.
He must have knocked up a crack skank anyways, because theres no hot bitches in Cinci.
Submitted by angel_i on October 22, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Ok, but here's the urban mythish type scoop I got on this shit: It's to emulate gangsters who carry big heavy guns on them all in their clothes.
Discuss.
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Okay, I'll discuss. That's stupid. I'm done.
Hi angel :)
So what?
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
*giggle* I've always wanted to say that=)
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Ok, but here's the urban mythish type scoop I got on this shit: It's to emulate gangsters who carry big heavy guns on them all in their clothes.
Discuss.
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Even toddlers know how to operate a pair of Pampers Pull-Ups. That's a skill that Lil Wayne has obviously not yet mastered. Good luck with that whole fatherhood thing, dumbass.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
gross...lil wayne looks like he's smells...what skank laid up with him?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 22, 2008 - 11:02pm.
You can substitute some high strength epoxy for the quarter. Just drop some of that down the old coin slot and you don't have to worry about anything sneaking out of it.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 22, 2008 - 9:38pm.
He looks like his breaf stinks
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I Love anybody who's breaf stink's!!! hahha
LOL@TV!
If I dropped a quarter down every coin slot I would be broker than I am NOW! I liked the too stupid to operate clothing...
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