Say Something Nice
If you can say something nice about these two dick bags, then immediately check yourself into the nearest loony bin. Actually, save a spot for me, because I need some mental help for feeding the douches. AND if you're reading this, you're coming with us too for falling for their trap. The joke is on all of us!
There really are no words to describe the concentrated fuckery going on in these pictures. Twit and Twats staged photo-ops must be art directed by John Waters. This shit is going above and beyond camp. I mean, the gun, her “Read My Lipstick: Vote McCain-Palin” shirt, his “Palin For VP: God, Guns, Glory” and the book..... I have to laugh to keep from crying. Joe Sixpack is not amused.
And I'm actually shocked to see Heidi with a book. Obvioulsy, she can't read, but I'm surprised she can even pretend to read.
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Dude. Hilarious. LMAO!
GOD THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO ANNOYING! They make Miley Cyrus look like a joy to be around! Good lord do any of you live in California? Can you not go and murder these two? God I wished they would just go away! My whole day is RUINED NOW!
These two asswipes make me sick to my stomach! They are beyond mentally retarded and I wouldn't want to insult anyone with special needs by lumping these two into that category, anyway. They are a waste of life and their very existance has to be proof that there is no just God. They use valuble oxygen that would be better served by sustaining one of Heidi's other horse relatives. This is what I think of when I picture people who support that complete dullard Palin. Do the world a favor by either killing yourselves or shutting the FUCK up!
Oh, sorry, the purpose of this post was to say something nice, right? Well I failed because I have absolutely nothing even remotely civil to say about these two fucktards. That's how strongly I feel about these bad jokes.
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I can't remember a fake celebrity who was this hated since Kato Kalin. I wonder where HE is now....
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Her outfit is very Three's Company. Is that nice?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
It actually makes me sad to know that people like that exist.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 23, 2008 - 11:32am.
Say something nice: If the shot gun was being pointed at them I'd say something nice
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Maybe something supportive like, "Steady now. Squeeze the trigger when you're ready ...."
The New Nazi Party!
So when's the playdate with Bristol and Levi?
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I hate that she is wearing a casual tank top with formal shorts and high heels. I don't know why but that really pisses me off. At first I thought he was drinking a root beer but on further inspection I see it is Bud Heavy. Spencer, you will never be Joe Sixpack because Joe Sixpack is awesome. As much as I hate celebrity endorsements I would rather hear George Clooney talking about voting rather than these two nitwits.
I AM FOR SURE VOTING FOR OBAMA NOW...Gawd, if this is what the republicans represent, and their followers...there is no way I would even half way consider voting republikkkan. I wish someone would shoot these irritating useless waste of space on the planet turds. I believe in gun control, and don't have a gun, but anyone who has one, please do the universe a big favor and off these s.o.b.'s...thanks!
the Universe!
The bluffs give way all of the time along the CA coast.
Why, oh why lord have you forsaken us? Bury them under 12 tons of iceplant and dirt, please.
the DUDE! abides...
Um...I commend their effort to help novice bulemics puke on command. In fact, Heidi-Ho-rse stays toothpick thin just by looking at herself in the mirror everyday.
Iheart: Lmao
seriously!
I can't stand these two and I rarely say I don't like someone
Submitted by kdracofan on October 23, 2008 - 11:32am.
Say something nice: If the shot gun was being pointed at them I'd say something nice
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Now THAT was funny!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I have but one word to say about these twats, and I think these are the people that Palin is referring to when she uses this word over and over again. In fact you should read this one word in her accent : Maverick
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
As if I needed another reason not to vote McSame/Failin'...these two douchebags need to fall off a cliff, STAT.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Say something nice: If the shot gun was being pointed at them I'd say something nice
this picture would be better if spencer was using that gun on heidi as if it were a dildo. i'd rather see her vag lips than the botox sculpture on her nasty grill.
We found Joe Six Pack!!!….
What a great example for young america, beers, guns… but they are reading about “financial crisis”… very "intelectual"...
Can this two be more trashy?
at first I thought it said "how to profit from monetary crimes"....
these 2 are highly unevolved
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I'm sure Palin and Heidi get together and have Sushi and talk about how totally annoying LC is.
Spencer Pratt's father is a famous L.A. dentist.
Then why is he such a mouth breather?? huh??
These two do not represent political conservatism. They represent a momentum in monkeyism.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
they are obviously hired by Obama to make Mccain and Pailn look bad, Good job!!
I thought nothing could make me more nauseous than Sarah Palin but I was wrong.....Speidi in Palin t-shirts is much, much more vomit inducing.
Who are they fooling with that book? We all know they can't read.
Tools.
These twats make me so fucking sick. I can't even comment anymore because I'm starting to feel nauseous.
How can people screw up funny this bad? Anal.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
That's a "tactical" shotgun with short barrel and higher ammunition capacity. I'm starting to think they have a mischievous streak.
Its interesting that in america today, the only true taboo that offends people is political conservatism. Carrying a gun is transgressive art.
And his shirt says: God, Guns And Glory? Don't you love it when a small group of small minded people seem to think they know what is best for everyone. These two are done.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Quite frankly, I cunt tell WTF they're doing. They are making satire? They are touting their views? They are trying to make the satire of their views look sexy? Because of Palin on SNL...? They are taking their Hallowe'en costumes on a test drive? Even more frankly, watching these two is like watching a coupla four year olds play. And its funny cuz four year olds WILL couple off like this - boy/girl couples and they always seem to get up to the zaniest shit.
I think they are playing. And Profiting from a Monetary Crisis.
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On the bright side, the Twat Twins make McPalin look even worse with their "endorsement"...
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
It's like an ad for white trash America.
Something nice...if they're not going to trip and fall into the abyss, maybe a Cheney-style hunting accident would be nice.
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I said good day, sir!
How To Profit From a Monetary Crisis? Spending the day at the beach, drinking and fake kissing, well I am sure that is not in the book. GRRRRR
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ShiningKnight on October 1
*laughs* I haven't read all of this yet, But it looks GOOD!!
http://gawker.com/news/bad-jobs/how-tutoring-spencer-pratt-cost-one-woma...
I don't think these 2 are really doing anyone any favors.
If someone shot her in the tit, would that make LA the new Silicon Valley?
It's assholes like this that make me wish not all Americans had the right to vote. They're touting their "views" for publicity, not because they believe in a damn thing the candidates stand for.
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What in holy fuckery is she wearing?
Angel_i.. LMAO! that was funny! No lie, And I heard Brody Jenner talk on the show once like they had grown up together, and he knew Spencers sister as a young girl, and she was annoying.. So total conspiracy going on here. I wonder if WIKI would say anything. OMG I'm damaged today.. But I must find out.. I bet he's like, well I wanted to say like Charles Manson's son, But charles is totally hot, so that doesn't work.. I'm at a losss here!!
Something nice.....
I think putting rolls of quarters in each of her pockets would bring this look back down to earth.
Something mean....
Watch out Canadian Geese...Here comes those Zepplins again!
MRS GOSLING AND HER BATS BALLS HAS AGREED TO KILL THESE TWO USELESS WASTES OF SKIN FOR US. PLEASE SUBMIT METHODS OF MURDER.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Submitted by oklahoma on October 23, 2008 - 10:57am.
Angel_i.. Your friend may be on to something.. I wonder what Spencers back ground is. You never see his family on the show, they never mention it.. So WTF..
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Yeah - Spencer is the worst - cuz he comes outta nowhere... When I saw his pic with MK in HS I recognized him. I had a friend just like him. And his family, seemingly AWOL too...like - they were there but he never said much, if anything about them. And they were connected and wealthy. So this is the guy who'd ask you to hold his leather jacket so he could go panhandling for weed money, the guy who moved on to coke, the guy who (albeit accidentally) killed a little dog with his bb gun, the guy who filmed girls having sex with him (and his friends, if he could manage it) in his Dad's bedroom, the guy who thought it would be cool to get into steroids....the schemer, the dreamer...and born with a beemer...LOL! I rhymed it! Get it! BMW!!!
But seriously - he has no friends, no family, just people he pretends to fight with and a bimbo. WTF?
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TMZ called them a nightmare/...I want to say, "well then WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM and keep taking pictures?!!!"
aaaaarrrggghhhhhh
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Some evil force in the universe allowed these two ass-ensembles to survive another day to torture us.
Was that nice enough?
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Something nice...Heidi is really lean so she must not be overdoing it on the sugar cubes. Spencer has nice bright hair so he won't notice as much when he goes gray.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Angel_i.. Your friend may be on to something.. I wonder what Spencers back ground is. You never see his family on the show, they never mention it.. So WTF..
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what is the concept of these pics?
americans are idiots? because that's what they look like...
I HATE these two morons.
Say something nice? Ok neither one is so retarded that they have to wear one of those helmets.