Beyonce Is.......Sasha Full Of Herself
Beyonce is quickly on her way to dethroning JLo as the Queen of Delusional Egomaniacs. Basement Baby's less-famous sister wants to be called Sasha Fierce from now on. Ty Ty Banks needs to put down her tenhead shiner and file a lawsuit right now! I'm sure she owns the copyright to that name. That's what Ty Ty calls her vagina.
Beyonce....or Sasha Fierce's new album is called "I Am....A Stupid Fucking Bitch Named Sasha Fierce" and it's out next month. Slushy Fart issued a statement explaining her new dumb name:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
The fuck?! This bitch should not be performing on a stage. She should be seeking psychiatric help for her multiple personality disorder! The signs are all there!
Is Beyonce aware that Sasha Fierce has a dick. That's a bootleg drag queen name if I ever heard one. I bet Sasha Fierce's tuck game sucks too.
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I can't bitch 'bout B 'cuz she done give me that hot as shit song "to the lef' to the lef', everythang u own in da box to the lef'" but I will say I shtink it be dangerous to MPD yo'self. Didn't Garth Brooks do that shit and that's when his career started to deteriorate? I don't know if peeps like that MPD shizzle. But Oprah, JLo, Jennifer Hudson, TyTy and Beyonce need to form their own little club entitled "We think we all dat" and for dat reason they suck ass. Sorry to the Beyonce lovers! But I will admit, I feel sorry for B that she gotta tongue wrestle wit Jay-Z, that is one fug mo fo.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 24, 2008 - 4:36am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 5:59pm.
@speakit...if you're here...I'd like to give you my email....
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I miss you babe, can I give you my email too?
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Why do these ass wipes always get so damned stupid when they've made a certain amount of money. She's an idiot. I used to like her back in the day but she's gotten too annoying.
Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 5:59pm.
@speakit...if you're here...I'd like to give you my email....
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I miss you babe, can I give you my email too?
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Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.
jealousy is not cute people, not at all
shut up solange before we blow ur ass away stupi ho
Sasha Fierce? More like Such A Queef! This dumb ho is delusional. She needs to get that raggedy ass weave checked because it's messing with her brain.
Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 2:08pm.
MICHAEL K.
Why are you always so mean to Beyonce???????
Like on higher level than you are to these other trollops?
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Solange, is that you?
tHE HELL? THIS bicth is mental wooooooooooooooooooo she is crazy what' s next video with her versus sasha? I got aN ALTER EGO TOO she got very little patient for dumb bitches!
Seriously....Are you kidding me?
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I thought the name Sasha Fierce was already taken by a tranny burlesque dancer!...not like we could tell the difference between the two anyway, but still, that's not cool!
@ Silvara0428 on October 23, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I have an alter ego who bites bumb biotches like her.
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oh my god i have not heard someone being called a bomb bitch in years!
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Well I know one thing..I wish Beyonce would tap Sasha Fierce on the shoulder and kindly tell her to shut the f*** up and sit the f*** down!
I have a an alter ego too...her name is Bertha and she weighs 500 pounds and orders 5 burgers and a Mcflurry off the dollar menu at McDonalds...seriosusly. In reality I'm 100 pounds and really eat that way...my metabolism is super fast,LOL.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Beyonce has totally jumped the shark.
@speakit...if you're here...I'd like to give you my email....
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sooooo STRAP, where is he? I bet you talk to him all of the time. Is that a requirement for your membership to the boys' club? Hang them from a string, leave 'em dangling?
How about this,.. why don't you and everyone else involved stop scrutinizing every fucking thing I say here. It's a blog. Or are you getting your info elsewhere? I don't owe anyone shit. Especially to someone who hasn't acknowledged me in months. I certainly don't owe an explanation of what I do or don't do here or in reality.
I'll make it easy. I don't need to be here anymore. This has been bullshit and that's all it will ever be. I'm not giving anymore for nothing. Why don't you get your head out of each others' asses, then maybe you could get some air and see that you're WRONG, just like everybody else involved. Maybe you'll stay out of shit that doesn't involve you. You see, that's what sane people do. Who the fuck are you to judge me? Do you have any idea how painful this has been for me?
But majority rules. *sigh* Nice little clique ya got there. You can suck my ass if you stop kissing his long enough. How's that for nice? Is that being 'myself'? Does that please the clique or no?
You have my email address, why not talk to me directly, Strap? That would be logical and mature, that's why.
I'm sick of this. Really.
Ahahahahahaha!!!! B's been smoking those vegan prom dresses.
My alter ego is now EZ Mac. Damn, that's hawt.
PS I will never, ever, ever call this Norwood Wannabe "Sascha Fierce." Do you effing hear me?? Never!!!
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"Learn to be a frugal slut."--MK
Giving yourself an alter ego is the first stop on the train ride to Crazytown.
Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 3:34pm.
I'm just trying to figure out why everyone on here dislikes her so much...
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Perhaps you just should have asked that question initially, instead of accusing everyone of being jealous. You might have gotten the answer you were looking for.
And anyhoo, my thighes are just as big as hers. Where's MY goddamned RECORDING CONTRACT!?!?!?!
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Submitted by Chimp on October 23, 2008 - 2:09pm.
tori amos had 5 alter egos for her new album!
True, but she's always been crazy like that. And she's an artist. When you do very safe, mainstream pop like Beyonce, an alter ego doesn't seem genuine.
Submitted by bambam on October 23, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by jussayin on October 23, 2008 - 1:31pm.
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Aw c'mon now. im jussayin....no, i mean i had this thought rollin around in my head and i decided to speak it, uh, shit.
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OH.. okay I read all your posts in this thread. cute.
If you've got something to say to me, then could you be kind enough to say it directly to me. That's what fucking sane people do. jus sayin'
Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 2:08pm.
MICHAEL K.
Why are you always so mean to Beyonce???????
Like on higher level than you are to these other trollops?
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GLOW.
What the hell does this mean????????
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Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 2:58pm.
THATS WHY I DONT LIKE HER!
None of her shit makes any fucking sense!
I dont like it! Im NOT putting a ring on it!
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Ha ha lolo, her lyrics are weak and nonsensical, and she puts way too many goddamned words in one fucking verse, just warbling and warbling and warbling without a breath.
And she can't dance. I SAID IT. THAT HO CAN'T DANCE.
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Michael you said best, she needs psychiatric help! lol! Why can't she just be herself when performing, why an alter ego? Whatever dude, it's copy out in case she ever pee's in her pants, like Fergie. It was Shasha not me!
It would be some shit if she made getting ready to go read a book music that makes stupid whores ready...mmm, i don't know what i just said, maybe Sasha Fierce can help me out.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Mimi, Madge, Sasha Fierce... didn't Janet Jackson have an alter-ego too? Seriously - it's like algebra...
a: female recording star
b: 1,000,000+ records sold
c: batshit crazy
a + b = c
*So when I feel like making a comment, I will
And side eye to you*
If insulting me makes you feel better, I am happy for you.
I can come on here and have my own opinion about a post. Like I said, I am an avid reader of Dlisted...
So when I feel like
I'm fully aware of how he critiques people, and I never said any of you should worship her. She is clearly a human being. I surely don't worship her. But if you're in to worshiping humans, cool. I'm just trying to figure out why everyone on here dislikes her so much...
She is a mental case!! Most of us grew out of this alter-ego/new name crap in 5th grade!
Sweet Dreams Miso!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm out, night Lolo,night all...
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Nope not sick, coz that would mean I'm sick...ok maybe I am lolz
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Is it sick i love that?
The Jay and Silent Bob one and the Silence of TEH LAMBS!
I though Silence of the Lambs was a fantastic comedy!
"ILL KILL YER DAWG MISTER!"
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LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 3:19pm
LOTION TIMES FOR THE IT OF TUCK PEENS FOR TRANNY CHOLA GNOMES!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 3:19pm.
LMAO..I'm sorry I keep thinking of Jay doing that same scene in Clerks 2.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Glow
Glorious Ladies of Wrestling?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywmLfdlcFvI
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I cant be a fan of a person whose clothing line makes little girls look like mini tranny hookers, that House of Diarrhea or whatever the fuck it's called.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
This is hwat i listen to when i get ready to go mur..... er um clubbing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V36r4HbjULQ&feature=related
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I would listen to Metallica or AC/DC before i went clubbing, see how I am?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Yes I often wondered myself what the contents of her jelly were...
Glow what are you in high school? The phrase jealousy is not cute sounds like something a 15 year old would say....
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
I dont like it!
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Her music "gets you ready to go clubbing"? If I were her, I'd be insulted by that. Like you are totally saying you listen to it before you go because it's not good enough to be played THERE. Hm.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 23, 2008 - 12:26pm.
David Bowie was the only one cool enough to pull off that alter ego shit. Sasha Fierce is a moron.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Haven't read your comment before posted, ITA.
snowpiece on October 23, 2008 - 3:10pm.
no FAIR MK is mean to the Empress of Lucite and and she's a very talent hoor bag!!!!!.
- Exactly! It takes talenting to be a Hwore Bag lady.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Dr. Dick on October 23, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Eye Roll: This is not a site for fan worship so get the hell off.
hullo?!?!?!?!
who am I worshipping?
Hey, you're not Ziggy Stardust. David Bowie can pull off this multiple personalities shit, not you.
no FAIR MK is mean to the Empress of Lucite and and she's a very talent hoor bag!!!!!.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 3:06pm.
You fail to realize that she makes getting ready to go clubbing music that gets you ready.
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get outta the way Mother Teresa, Gandhi, Dalai Lama and Thich Nhat Hanh
BEYONCE IS HERE!!!!
Eye Roll: This is not a site for fan worship so get the hell off. On topic, just when did Beyonce become such a dumb ass?
"I clearly said he comes at Beyonce in a different manner than all the other trollops."
That's because you are a fan, YOU read it like that.
He is an equal opportunity Ho Hater.
Except for Phoebe Price and CoCo's ass.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.
jealousy is not cute people, not at all...
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we hate her cuz we're jellis?
How long did it take you to come up with that one, Einstein?
Frankly I think YOU are jellis of US because YOU never had an original thought in your life.