Beyonce Is.......Sasha Full Of Herself
Beyonce is quickly on her way to dethroning JLo as the Queen of Delusional Egomaniacs. Basement Baby's less-famous sister wants to be called Sasha Fierce from now on. Ty Ty Banks needs to put down her tenhead shiner and file a lawsuit right now! I'm sure she owns the copyright to that name. That's what Ty Ty calls her vagina.
Beyonce....or Sasha Fierce's new album is called "I Am....A Stupid Fucking Bitch Named Sasha Fierce" and it's out next month. Slushy Fart issued a statement explaining her new dumb name:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
The fuck?! This bitch should not be performing on a stage. She should be seeking psychiatric help for her multiple personality disorder! The signs are all there!
Is Beyonce aware that Sasha Fierce has a dick. That's a bootleg drag queen name if I ever heard one. I bet Sasha Fierce's tuck game sucks too.
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Lolo: I know! LOL good job!
Ummmm....
I am an avid reader of Dlisted...so I am fully aware he is mean to everyone.
No shit...
I clearly said he comes at Beyonce in a different manner than all the other trollops.
And there is hate on here for Beyonce, and she has good work out there. You fail to realize that she makes getting ready to go clubbing music that gets you ready.
And umm nicer music...
How is she boring? Because she is sane and hasn't been to rehab or shaved her head.
Like I said, jealousy is not cute...
Kdraco! ha ha ha
I used beyonces own lyrics against her muaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by miso-horny on October 23, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Hey Hey Hey Miso!
Do you remember that song? That damn Bootylicious song?
OHHHHH LAWD! Thats another one my little sister would sing and iwould be like.... ummmm... YOU ARE LIKE TEN YEARS OLD! You better be talkin about peanut butter and jelly damn it!
ha hah
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo: *Standing ovation* good job!
Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I love your lyrics , they're prolific...ha i made a rhyme!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Glow, I dont think youre ready for this jelly.
I dont think youre ready for this jelly.
I dont think youre ready for this jelly.
D-listed is too smart-a-licious for you babe.
THATS WHY I DONT LIKE HER!
None of her shit makes any fucking sense!
I dont like it! Im NOT putting a ring on it!
LMFAO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.
If celeb ass kissing is more your thing there is always Pop Sugar and Just Jared *shudders* just mentioning them. No Beyonce hate there.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by Glow on October 23, 2008 - 2:08pm.
MICHAEL K.
Why are you always so mean to Beyonce???????
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News Flash! Michael K is mean to everyone! Why is beyonce... I mean Sasha, or whoever she is at the moment any different?
Glow: I don't hate her.
I just don't agree with her multiple personality problem.
I actually like her older stuff.
she should just change her name to no talent ass clown and be done with it.
Wow....
no one on Dlisted likes Beyonce
thats really sad.
a bunch of haters.
jealousy is not cute people, not at all...
She is one weave away to changing her name to a fucking symbol.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by jussayin on October 23, 2008 - 1:31pm.
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Aw c'mon now. im jussayin....no, i mean i had this thought rollin around in my head and i decided to speak it, uh, shit.
forget it, from now you can call me Harry Nipples.
Harry Nipples told you that.
Mrs.Kravitz on October 23, 2008 - 2:43pm
psst, check your email.
On T: More names for Beyucksay:
Rachel Tension
Sharon Secrets
Miss Informed
Miss Understood
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
to quote Lainey...
"relentless attention-seeking desperation"
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Insane crazy ass. Who does she think she is Prince?
Slushy Fart? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I slushy farted in my pants of the under.
Submitted by Indiesr1 on October 23, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Ok, but who married Jay Z.
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Jay Z married the whole House of Dérriere...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
She has absolutely no personality...dull, dead, boring. This is just an excuse for that other side of her to come out. You know how Virgo's are...virginal freaks. Oh well *sigh*
I sort of understand this alter ego thing, but I don't really want or need to hear about it. Keep it to yourself please.
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
Ok, but who married Jay Z, Beyonce or Shasa? I wonder if he gets as confused as I am. LOL
tori amos had 5 alter egos for her new album!
MICHAEL K.
Why are you always so mean to Beyonce???????
Like on higher level than you are to these other trollops?
Beyonce is a talented artist...people are so quick to judge her. Can she help she is beautiful and talented. I think not.
So let me use your fav. word...stop acting like a CUNT when you talk about Beyonce!!!!!!!
well, she has a big enough ego for two..thats for sure. But personality...PUUHHLLEEZZEE!! Bouncy you are on the verge or already are pretty damn irrelevant...the rest is just whipped cream. Get this skank in a straight jacket, stat!!
OMG whatta stupid cunt!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
I think Sasha Fierce should meet Chris Gaines.
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"Nice poop bag you've got there Bob."
Could this stunt be any more CUNTry Jessica Simpson desperate?
I bet Sashit Farts, Brit-Britania, Marky Mark and Chris Gaines (tequila shot, now!) get together to watch Hannah Montana marathons.
Mabel is, from now on: "Greta Grunts-a-lot"
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
That is just fawking weird...
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If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is?
Submitted by bambam on October 23, 2008 - 1:30pm.
i'm jussayin.
...why you gotta use my name for your alter ego? why can't you be pebbles?
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
yeah, but it doesn't do the same thing for your bank account like this b.s. does.
i'm jussayin.
cuntygolightly...Thanks...Glad I could make you laugh.
As a special thanks, I reported you for abuse...Just for laughs...I kid, I kid.
Submitted by bambam on October 23, 2008 - 1:24pm.
the stage offers them a chance at expressing other sides of the their personalities.
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Not unlike a blog or forum.
y'know, this ain't unusual. lots of celebrities have said they become different personalities when they get onstage. that's why if you see them in real life they can seem shy. the stage offers them a chance at expressing other sides of the their personalities.
it's only the ones who start giving themselves names that come across as stupid buttholes.
The reason these assholes like Beyonce do stupid shit like this is because of all the celeb-worship and the fact that pretty much EVERYONE kisses their asses. So they get delusional and do stupid nonsense like create alter-egos even. So if anyone is annoyed at it, blame yourselves, you've created all these monsters.
Me, I just like to laugh :).
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 23, 2008 - 12:14pm.
She should call herself Miss Take.
OMG, good one! Y'all are on fire today! :D
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Sasha Fierce lol. That's almost as bad as Dannity Kane.
Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 11:59am.
Which personality eats all the cup cakes?
LMAO!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by Richard-Schlichting on October 23, 2008 - 12:36pm.
This is the newspaper headline I want to see:
Sasha Fierce plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.
LOL!!!
Isn't her real name stupid enough?
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
jus' dont call me late for dinner ;P
Sasha Fierce? And I thought * I * had no imagination.
I wanna change my name! From now on call me a;otf;iahgv;ahrg;oa4o9uoiajh;
Didn't Shitney have an "alter ego" just before she went batshit? Mona Lisa, I think -- she wrote this whole ghastly song about it. Almost as silly as the drag queen name.
And alter egos are only interesting if you go full-out on them, like David Bowie used to. But then, he's a brilliant artist and these are NOT.
MK is right when he says Sasha Fierce has a dick...one of the titles on her new CD is: IF I WERE A BOY.......(shed fuck jay Z up the ass)
BRITANNIA! HAHAHAHA!!!
Omg, thanks DAE. That is just too much. Oh Britney.
(I don't think the idea of the alternate stage persona is lame, but the names Sasha Fierce and Brittania sure are. And Beyonce is taking this to a whole other level. If it's going to be the marketing point of your new album, at least come up with something better than Sasha Fierce. God, Christian's "Ferocia Coutura" on Project Runway was even better than Sasha Fierce!)
sasha fierce, beyonce, tyty, jlo....
*all* need pointers on tucking.
Hi Drama!♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
This is the newspaper headline I want to see:
Sasha Fierce plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.