Beyonce Is.......Sasha Full Of Herself
Beyonce is quickly on her way to dethroning JLo as the Queen of Delusional Egomaniacs. Basement Baby's less-famous sister wants to be called Sasha Fierce from now on. Ty Ty Banks needs to put down her tenhead shiner and file a lawsuit right now! I'm sure she owns the copyright to that name. That's what Ty Ty calls her vagina.
Beyonce....or Sasha Fierce's new album is called "I Am....A Stupid Fucking Bitch Named Sasha Fierce" and it's out next month. Slushy Fart issued a statement explaining her new dumb name:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
The fuck?! This bitch should not be performing on a stage. She should be seeking psychiatric help for her multiple personality disorder! The signs are all there!
Is Beyonce aware that Sasha Fierce has a dick. That's a bootleg drag queen name if I ever heard one. I bet Sasha Fierce's tuck game sucks too.
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her music doesn't even sound that good any more. she need to cut the stupid out. it's not like she doesn't have talent, to be honest, so why the drama? I think she's about to flop hard...
but not as hard as Michelle did...
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Reminds me of when Prince wanted to be called "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" then it was "Oops I guess I really want to known as Prince". Madonna wanted to be known as Ester for some Kaballah reason.... Didn't take. Now it is Beyond-e.
The only way she would be able to pull this off is if she had done it when she went solo. Too late sister.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
OK, I'm taking my money out of Chris Gaines. There seemed to be a subprime Chris Gaines bubble in the market. Watch....Now the market will rebound.
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bambam.....I think the soul patch and hair in the face were an unbeatable combo.
Chris Gaines was "Super Prince".
GIRL! You SO creative and DIFFERENT!!!
bitch needs to spend less time developing her alternate personality and more time working on her real one.
highrise...lol Chris Gaines had a Behing the music at least
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hmm dont't hey have meds for her mental problem?
Submitted by Rosemary on October 23, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Hey!! I'm southern, i'm not sane but I know a lot of sane people ok!
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David Bowie was the only one cool enough to pull off that alter ego shit. Sasha Fierce is a moron.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hey!! I'm southern, i'm not sane but I know a lot of sane people ok!
the economy is turning everyone loco
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I have an alter ego who bites bumb biotches like her.
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Oh wow, I used to do this when i didnt want to give guys my name. I was Claudia...
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Submitted by oklahoma on October 23, 2008 - 12:23pm.
How come sometimes people say that Japanese women's pussies are sideways?? Can I google that question.. Like seriously tho!!! I think and think about this.. and i just can't figure it out..
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LOL! Go for a yahoo answer.
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Just one more jewel on the crazy crown, already bedazzled by Chris Gaines, Damita Jo, Puff Daddy, Slim Shady, "The Artist", and Hanna Monfuckingtanna
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How come sometimes people say that Japanese women's pussies are sideways?? Can I google that question.. Like seriously tho!!! I think and think about this.. and i just can't figure it out..
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 23, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Britney explains, "This alter ego takes over when I am on stage. She is really wild and daring and a much more impulsive performer than I am. Her name is Britannia.
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Ok, that's just stupid. I MIGHT buy it if I thought she'd EVER read a book.
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One of them anyway
Britney's alter [ego] is Mona Lisa
Submitted by ricki lake on October 23, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Ok, the Sasha Fierce thing is a bit lame, but does anyone remember Britney talking about having a similar stage persona right around the time of her Onyx Hotel tour? Her name was Monique or something lame. I have been googling and searching for some reference to this and to what her name was but I can't find anything. Does anyone remember? Help!
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I don't know about anything specifically like that but I do know that "finding your masks" is a pretty common performance exercise. I'm sure MOST performers could say the same thing. Honestly, it's not the stupidest idea by a long shot - in fact it's not bad at all...it's just...Beyonce....*cringe*
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Submitted by ricki lake on October 23, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Ok, the Sasha Fierce thing is a bit lame, but does anyone remember Britney talking about having a similar stage persona right around the time of her Onyx Hotel tour? Her name was Monique or something lame. I have been googling and searching for some reference to this and to what her name was but I can't find anything. Does anyone remember? Help!
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I found it.
Britney explains, "This alter ego takes over when I am on stage. She is really wild and daring and a much more impulsive performer than I am. Her name is Britannia. When I am her I feel I can take on the world, normally I am pretty shy."
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/britney.s%20alte...
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 23, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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Don't bring Chris Gaines into this gotdammit. He was an artiste. He was the only man I would've gone gay for. I still quiver at the sight of a soul patch.
ricki_lake: I sort of remember something about that.
Madonna said she likes to be called Esther, too.
Ok, the Sasha Fierce thing is a bit lame, but does anyone remember Britney talking about having a similar stage persona right around the time of her Onyx Hotel tour? Her name was Monique or something lame. I have been googling and searching for some reference to this and to what her name was but I can't find anything. Does anyone remember? Help!
Oh, I get it now. This is her "bedroom" self, y'know, a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom? This sooo set up for failure cause her actin ain't that good.
Sasha Fierce is gonna act like Beyonce with a wig if you ask me......hey wait a minute.
When I quickly first looked at this, I thought it was Solange. That seemed understandable--she's desperately trying to set herself apart from her sister. But no, Beyonce's gone Garth Brooks on us. I hope she at least tries to look different as Sasha Fierce. Something tells me she won't.
I am...not caring what her reason was.
Bitch needs to sit down.
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What a stupid twat.
She should call herself Miss Take.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Totally taken out of context. It's part of a double album, with I Am... Beyonce. It's not a permanent name change!
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hahaha Basement Baby is probably banging her head on the keyboard right about now. She can't deal with all the attention Sasha is getting.
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Maybe it's me, but if you are going to have an alter ego to "protect yourself" why GO PUBLIC with the alter ego???
Doesn't that defeat the purpose?? Beyonce needs some better coping skills.
Hey- where are Dream Boat and Wino?? We haven't seen them lately.
Is there anyone who still likes this woman? Seriously, who is buying the cds & the clothes & attending the concerts?
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A few years down the road, she'll look back, and think, what an embarassment that statement/phase was....
This is up there, along with Madonna's fake Brit accent, when it comes to the bizarre.
Bitch's wigs are on too tight.
LOL okie, they are having a Biggest Loser competition a my office, one of the guys just told me today was the weigh in. I told him, make sure you let them know I am trying to gain weight and it's not working LMAO I am such a maverick cccccunt.
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Solange will follow up with I AM BASEMENT BABY
(and stop talking about my brother in law like that please)
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haha Snowpiece... I told this fat man he looked as if he was losing weight, and he snapped back w/
"Quit looking at my ass"
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OMG I need a pill.. *whines* gimme gimme gimmeee.. I need, I NEED!!!
LoLo please bring me some cupcakes, my bosses are making me work my nonexistant ass off this morning
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Bda, LMAO! That is one of my all time favorite videos...hahaha
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Nanners on October 23, 2008 - 11:58am.
I guess "Sasha" will be touring non-stop since this is the creative personality.
She should be in an asylum if she wants to play Sybil.
- NANNERS!!!!!
OLE SLUT!!!
On T: Sasha Fierce? Ok, maybe this one will be the "Icon".
Hey Beyon...er Sasha, do you visit Solange in the basement?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
What a great drag name! A friend of mine was looking for a good one...now I have a suggestion.
Man just what the fuck is up with them southern women? I haven't met a sane one yet.
Um ya does she realize that she can get medication to control this "Sasha" Character? I bet it was "Sasha" who made Beyonce marry that ugly fool Jay-Z!
LoLo.. spaghetti sounds good.. But I think I'll just munch on des nuts.. But maybe I'll dip them in your sauce???
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I am Sasha Cohen. Now that would be an album.
I guess only Satan is awaiting the Sasha, Chris Gaines duet.
How many Chris Gaines jokes can people do in an hour? I'm not sure, but I think we are about to find out.
Hate this narcissistic bitch.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Y'all need to STFU because Beyonce could make a MINT giving crazy lessons in Hollywood. NOBODY does crazy like ...O shit. Beyonce?
I thought that was Tyra.
Nevermind.
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