Beyonce Is.......Sasha Full Of Herself
Beyonce is quickly on her way to dethroning JLo as the Queen of Delusional Egomaniacs. Basement Baby's less-famous sister wants to be called Sasha Fierce from now on. Ty Ty Banks needs to put down her tenhead shiner and file a lawsuit right now! I'm sure she owns the copyright to that name. That's what Ty Ty calls her vagina.
Beyonce....or Sasha Fierce's new album is called "I Am....A Stupid Fucking Bitch Named Sasha Fierce" and it's out next month. Slushy Fart issued a statement explaining her new dumb name:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
The fuck?! This bitch should not be performing on a stage. She should be seeking psychiatric help for her multiple personality disorder! The signs are all there!
Is Beyonce aware that Sasha Fierce has a dick. That's a bootleg drag queen name if I ever heard one. I bet Sasha Fierce's tuck game sucks too.
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Okie and snow you two make my day!
I want some spaghetti!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She needs to get back to what she does best.
porn.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
LMAO! Sasha Fierce is totally a drag queen name! That bitch must have fell and hit her head while on stage coming up with that bullshit! As a matter of fact she did! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sm25-HIemc&feature=related
WTF is this nonsense?? STFU Beyawnsay....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
LoLo.. ahahahah!! Cupcakes..
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
"Is Beyonce aware that Sasha Fierce has a dick."
Heeheheeheee Michael K.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Which personality eats all the cup cakes?
I hope one of her personalities looses her voice forEVA and the other one decides to move to Iran.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I guess "Sasha" will be touring non-stop since this is the creative personality.
She should be in an asylum if she wants to play Sybil.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
she's been talking about her stupid alter for years. Sasha Fierce is actually Benji Madden in drag.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"bet Sasha Fierce's tuck game sucks too" LMMFAO MK you fucking slay me!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Just remember what happened to Chris Gaines and Garth Brooks, Sasha! Oh, and PinkHairedBrit and Britney Spears. Once you go alter ego, you never go back.
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RIMADYL KILLS
C Word.. Good call! That Garth Brooks faze was creepy as shit!! like it was Gay Brooks..
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by The C word on October 23, 2008 - 11:56am.
Um, you may want to check with Garth Brooks on the success of having an alter ego.
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Ha ha ha! That's right! That was epic fucktardery on a grand public scale.
delusional is an understatement. I wonder when she is going to start retiring and coming back every year like her douchey husband.
RIP Beyonce's career 1999-2008
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
she should just call herself chris gaines and retire
she should just call herself chris gaines and retire
Um, you may want to check with Garth Brooks on the success of having an alter ego.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Proper fruitloop.