Maksim Thinks These Two Are Fat Asses
Once again, my arch rival CHERYL BURKE'S weight is up for discussion again. A little while ago Mop Head was crying about how H8RS were calling her meanie mean names like fat ass and chunk butt. A few "Dancing with the Has-Been" cast members came to her defense. Don't include Louis van Amstel and oh-so-sexy Maksim Chmerkovskiy in that group. They think both CHERYL BURKE and Lacey Schwimmer need to stop eating cake frosting out of the container.
Maksim had this to say about Mop Head and Lacey: "When I first saw these women this season, I said, 'Guys, you know the camera adds 10 pounds. You have to do something about this."
This obviously didn't stop Maksim from holding hands with Mop Head! Maybe he loves a little cushion for the pushin'. Shit. Pass me that jar of frosting.
Louis agrees and added that everyone gained some chunk because there was no summer tour. However, he thinks they have some kind of responsibility to be skinny. He said: "[People] look at this show to be inspired and think, 'If I just work hard enough, I can look like that. "If they watch someone who's dancing her butt off and she's still heavy, they can be discouraged."
PEOPLE! We are losing sight of the real issue here! Who cares if these two are fatty-bo-batties or not! The real issue is that Mop Head is sabotaging all the females on DWTS! Mop Head probably promised Maksim and Louis that she would clean their bathroom floors with her hair if they said those things. Their words have temporarily taken the spotlight off of her scheming ways!
Mop Head, you won't get away with this! I have my eye on you and I'm not taking it off for any.....wait....did somebody say jar of frosting? Mmmm.....frosting....
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Oh whatever. I'm not going to act Cheryl or Lacey's weight is attractive to me just because the nation is on some fat acceptance kick. If you're exercising and eating right, there is absolutely no reason why you should look like that. If you do, I'm sorry, you're doing something wrong. Period. For Cheryl, that'd be getting drunk every night before going to bed. That's a lot of calories and sugar that don't get burned off.
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Lacey is beautiful and she has a great body. I could care less about the other chick, but NOBODY talks about my Lacey!
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They are not fat, they are beautiful! Let's stop letting gay fashion designers who want all women to look like 12 year old boys dictate what women are supposed to look like! This crap about normal women looking fat has gone on long enough!
yeah, well, Maksim's name sounds like a Russian pantyliner.
So...there.
"Learn to be a frugal slut."--MK
WHAT? They are so not fat!
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Speaking of reality shows, is anyone watching Survivor? One contestant, Bob Crowley, is the physics teacher who taught at my school. I didn't take physics, but I knew him pretty well. I was in my high school's musicals, and he totally wore a costume for a talent show that I wore (I'm a chick, too) in a musical. He's super skinny.
Oddly enough, Gorham (not where I live now, but the town I came from and the high school I graduated from) is also the same town where Julie Berry lived (she dates the host, Jeff Probst and competed on the show). We're like the Maine capital of reality show contestants. Ick.
Sorry, I'm watching it now. Totally off-topic.
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"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Here's the breakdown:
Doesn't matter what 'shade' you are...some folks carry extra weight better than others. It's genetics. Some black women can be really round but not have fat faces, some white women can be fairly 'chunky' and have fat faces.
Let's face it. Our society is obsessed with weight and yet obesity in the USA is the majority and if obesity wasn't so unhealthy we'd all be obese because we have GOOD EATS and the money to spend on GOOD EATS.
I don't starve myself but I sure as hell am picky about put I put in my body.
If you want to be healthy? You eat healthy and so fucking what if you are a bit plump as long as that is healthy plump.
Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 7:08pm.
hahahahaha *puckering up*
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You can kiss my meaty ass! ;p
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I don't know these bitches from anything other than dlisted, and while I could talk a lot of shit about both of them, I would never EVER call either one "FAT."
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Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Everybody needs to get over it. There's nothing wrong with a woman carrying a little weight.
No. Yes there is. :)
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Everybody needs to get over it. There's nothing wrong with a woman carrying a little weight. Maybe it's good for people to see that just because you dance you're ass off it's not going to make you a skinny mini but that's ok because you'll still be fit and happy.
Maybe it's also good for them to see (and I say this begrudgingly) Tara Reid's sad saggy ass and see that being skinny doesn't necessarily mean being fit and happy either.
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Did they call that beef slab Laila Ali a big fat ass during her season? She was as wide as both of these girls put together.
OMG no way! Lacey is gorgeous! And Cheryl is pretty. I think the male dancer's pants are too tight around the weenie, because it is squeezing their brains into thinking idiotic things.
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Louis is full of frosting himself. I am fat and I like to watch other fat people dance...that's inspiring.
That said, CB's picture does look like that scary "My Michelle" wig/mask thing from an earlier post.
Hold me. (If you can get your arms around...)
"Learn to be a frugal slut."--MK
The quote from Maks was taken out of context from an interview done weeks ago..they took his answer from a different question and applied it to a new question..so it might have come off as harsh but its not how he meant it..besides even if he meant it that way, which he didnt, hes right , the camera adds 10 pounds so really he was just stating facts....i had to defend maks hes the best dancer on the show and not an asshole as some might thnk
Dude both bitches are annoying but fat? Wow, thats fuct up. They arent fat. Its fuckin ignorant idiots like the fucker that ran his mouth and called themf at that give women and girls such messed up signals. Some people should be shot.
Cheryl IS fat for someone who supposedly dances as much as she does. She's not obese, but definately is chunky. She must eat like a cow.
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All while an illegal war continues to rage on and help drive America into recession....
CANNOT give a shit about these people or this "debate".
So much chunk, so little else.
fat AND ugly?
poor thing
I think the weight that Cheryl put on in the face area is what's so noticeable.
If I think to hard about exercise, I take a nap and get over myself...LOL!
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Louis says: "[People] look at this show to be inspired and think, 'If I just work hard enough, I can look like that"
I think he is crazy if he thinks viewers "aspire" to look like the people on DWTS. And as for Cheryl and Lacey...yeah they are heavier than some of the others but they aren't fat by any means. Look at Edyta, she needs to eat a little cake frosting.
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Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 2:07pm.
hahaha
okay, but it's diet soda, right?
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hell no! i needs mah sugar rush!
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Neither one is fat.
And Cheryl has that marvelous skin where even if you are fat, it's all smooth and not at all lumpy. I had a friend blessed with skin like that. She looked like a tan marble statue - no blemishes, [erfectly even skin tone, she was hairless and poreless, her skin was thick - you couldn't see her veins. SO jealous.
That other girl looks like she could use a few pounds, but Cheryly looks like she's supposed to look that way.
There's even a better cure for whining about women being fat.
KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT.
When it's your body, then you can whine. Otherwise STFU now and for the rest of your fucking life.
I missed something, why does MK hate Cheryl Burke? I've never watched DWTS so ...
They found a cure for the fat gene long ago. It's called diet and exercise.
Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 2:04pm.
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hahaha
okay, but it's diet soda, right?
I forgot to say Benji Madden is a little on the chubby side, but now that he is over sucking Parasite's jizz, he'll be back to the svelte figure we all love.
Benji 4 Prez!
(are we still doing that?)
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Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 23, 2008 - 1:49pm.
People who use it often have bad diets and don't exercise.
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does a diet based on cigarrettes, soda and coffee is considered "bad dieting"??
then i'm with Speakit.
mm...that Midori on the right also looks like something i'd like to add to my diet.
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"Goddammit bambam, get your chubby off of my post!"
Hahahhaa!!!
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Goddammit bambam, get your chubby off of my post!
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That's fat? HAhahahahahahahahahaha! Funny.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 23, 2008 - 1:49pm.
People who use it often have bad diets and don't exercise.
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That would be me.
Okay, not completely true. I do exercise but I don't have some stringent routine. I do eat fairly healthy but I do have unhealthy treats sometimes. ............... so can I use the genetic excuse now?
I'd say they're fat, esply given their occupations and the fact they're paid to look good. I also think the genetic excuse is overused. People who use it often have bad diets and don't exercise.
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If you can still see your collarbone......you are not fat........just sayin.
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Submitted by bambam on October 23, 2008 - 1:19pm.
ALL HAIL the chunks! (here, here!!)
Maksim is an idiot. People *should* look at them and be able to say, "Hey, I can do that, too! (even though I'm a fatass.)" Der.
Somewhere there is a little girl listening to Maksim and barfing her three squares.
Fuck him.
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The debate can rage but in the end it is all genetics. If you have to rigorously diet to maintain a size 0/2 you are fighting mother nature. The smallest I ever got was a 5 and I was a strung out mess at the time...
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Cheryl's chubby looks okay but the other girl's legs are nast. That does not look like a dancer's legs. I'm chubby but I have way better legs. 'cept for my inner thighs. I could use a little lipo. NO I'M NOT GONNA EXERCISE GOTDAMMIT. :P
Nothing wrong with a woman with some meat on her bones.
The pics going around of Jizzelle Buttchin lately are NOT hot. Too friggin skinny. Tom Brady shoulda stuck with Bridgette.
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