Afternoon Crumbs

Tilly has great boobs for a pentagenarian.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/first_openly_gay_racehorse_to

@ angel_i

I grew up in a part of the country where 'drunken, incestuous fathers' were a little too common so I know whereof you speak - two Canadas. I wouldn't want to look at their sites, though.

Celine Dion - crap, now I have to apologize again for one of our citizens. Yes, I utterly detest her. Bring it on all you Celine lovers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

paris' arm should be improved.

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Isn't Paris wearing her "BM" ring?

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The Darkness:
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 23, 2008 - 7:29pm.

*DEATH* to Drunken Stepfather!!!!!

I'm jus sayin...he's a creep.
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While agree that site is nast, MK gets plenty of sources from him as he does from plenty of other 'icky' sites.

One thing I know in my heart of hearts after many email exchanges back in 2007? He'd never, ever post shit that would break any laws and if we 'click' on anything that is our freedom too.

MK gets on here and apologizes HIMSELF for shit if things go over the line or somehow are 'misinterpreted' and yes, MK is GAY. The asshats who think he has to 'PROVE' he is GAY should suck on their own socks. MK is GAY and he's been BLATATLY PROUD. Get over it.

Is Paris Hilton part guppy? Does she have fucking gills? Someone throw that bitch in a tub and dunk her head under so she can...live.

Submitted by yoboo on October 23, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Drunken Stepfather is not Canadien. He is an American who fled to Canada after child porn and molestation charges were filed.

Well, he does call himself "drunken stepfather." Do you have a news link? I couldn't find anything after a desultory search.

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Submitted by bisou on October 23, 2008 - 6:32pm.

oh angel why aren't you surprised? We produce crazy loveable bitches like Celine Dion, not unfunny assholes like Drunken Stepfather. sniffle
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Maybe I've just been unlucky enough to brush upagainst the parts of Canada that make the title "Drunken Stepfather" make so much sense.
I do believe that only the internet could expose it...

I know this other Canada of which you speak, tho, and I do believe that, altho they occupy the same country, these two worlds never cross.... But that's just me right there - I'm a world traveler=)

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HAPPYBMDAY!

*DEATH* to Drunken Stepfather!!!!!

I'm jus sayin...he's a creep.

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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?

@yoboo - Thanks for the info on Drunken Stepfather.

I'll take back some of my snivelling apology (way down the page, since I assumed he was one of us) but, still, what the hell did we let him in here for?

So, half an apology still goes out. He still lives here. No more DS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

@yoboo: whoa that's some good info to know! I never liked reading his comments anyway.

ONT: Elizabeth Hasselbeck- I've seen bits and pieces of the view and I swear that I cannot STAND her or the constant over-talking that goes on there.. and I'm a WOMAN! Listening to her spew on about the McCain/Palin campaign makes me want to vomit, and I'm pregnant so that's not too hard to do!

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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..

Wasn't Phelps ALREADY ON a reality show? It was called THE OLYMPICS!!!

Paris is a whore, her mouth must be stuck in that postion....sucking her way thru London.

Drunken Stepfather is not Canadien. He is an American who fled to Canada after child porn and molestation charges were filed. Please do not go to his site and support him he is vile.

oh angel why aren't you surprised? We produce crazy loveable bitches like Celine Dion, not unfunny assholes like Drunken Stepfather. sniffle.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Oh, hi Paris, you skank

Submitted by bisou on October 23, 2008 - 5:53pm.

oh my god drunken stepfather is Canadian? NO. NO NO NO. I weep.
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LOL! Sadly, I'm SO not surprised by that.

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HAPPYBMDAY!

oh my god drunken stepfather is Canadian? NO. NO NO NO. I weep.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

i like when the michael phelps article says that demi moore thinks that america will fall in love with michael phelps, but that he's already fallen in love with ashton and demi.

that is a threesome i would pay to watch.

yes Paris, hanging with Jordan will prove how much you have grown up and cleaned up your act.

I sincerely hope someone in London murders her.
I will celebrate.

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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
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So is the pile of blistering genital warts known as Wonky so irrelevant now she has to pose with Katie Price to get someone to take her picture? I vaguely remember a long time ago when people actually asked what she thought (for some weird reason), and a reporter asked her what she thought about Jordan saying she was a smart business woman. I think she said she said something nice about me, so I won't say anything about her...ie. "If you hadn't told me she said that, I'd be talking shit about the slutty beeyotch right now."

I guess it takes someone like Paris to make Jordan look normal and wholesome. Parisite looks more like a blow-up doll than ever in that pic -- mouth open in pre-blowjob mode, crotch shovedforward.

Holy moly. Jordan and Wonky? Those two in the same room? It’s like SKANK in a new, extra large, family size bucket with crabs on top. I think my brain has STDs now. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go and poke my eyes out.

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Think happy thoughts!

Dang, Halle's new house is nice. You could have that, on 60 forested acres, or Youngwood Court on 3d St. in LA, and still pocket the price difference.

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The Darkness:
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thanks C Word! O Benj. I don't mind if our love is that which dare not speak it's name!
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You guys are funny...I gots a big dick..and you like it!!!

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I cannot stand Paris...Katie, well, I only have seen pics of her and don't know much about her so can't hate too much.
I will say that I like the dark hair MUCH better than the bleach bottled blonde she had before. Blonde sluts of the world take note...you will look a little less whory if you go dark! Just some advise.
Oh, and Ryan Gosling...I love you.

Parasite is still around? Shit, she's waaayyyy old news. Hope we continue to see less and less of her.

Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.
but I could never figure out why there were always "Naked women in Toronto" on his site. Oh, the horror of it all. So sorry. Please forgive.
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don't worry, hun, i live in freaking South America and they always have "naked women in Santiago"
now go, grab a bat and give that steppydaddy 40 whacks!

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Submitted by LoLo on October 23, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Mrs. Gossling is that a big ole bat dick or are you just happy to see us?

ha ha ha ha

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*slams drink* I don't know, but I do know who's going home w/ me tonight... yeeah!!

Submitted by snowpiece on October 23, 2008 - 3:06pm.
loozer it is Jordan
where is the C words link?
I liked okies, LOL
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Here ya go, snowy:
http://lifeandstylemag.com/

OnT (sort of): The worst part of Montreal is Drunken Stepfather.

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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.

I'm surprised when Jordan and Wonky's STDs met, they didn't implode.

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Go Phillies!

Only Paris Hilton can make Jordan look demure.
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Thinking Montreal is shitty IS VERY ODD.

I've never understood the appeal of Heather Graham. She makes Blohan look like an Academy Award winner.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

"Drunken Stepfather" is a Canadian?!
Oh, No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!

Well, fuck. I feel that I should apologize (we Canucks do that all the time) for him and his web site. At least he doesn't live in the same city as I do. He thinks Montreal's shitty? Odd.

I will now run away and hide my face in shame. I thought he was an American :) but I could never figure out why there were always "Naked women in Toronto" on his site. Oh, the horror of it all. So sorry. Please forgive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

CARROTTOP
Lots to do here too...but i am trying valiantly to ignore it!

LoLo,
Was it a wombat or a roo? Was his beans n franks (okie!) to scale with Mrs G's bat? Cuz i'd scream rape too!

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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.

Submitted by zomay on October 23, 2008 - 2:55pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP I read somewhere (maybe wrong) that all proceeds from the shitfest song she made with Andre, went to a children's charity. Now they are clowns yes. But Paris would never do that. Paris would stab a child for publicity.
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And then wear its head for fashion purposes. Stupid bitch. Peter Andre seems like a great dad.

oh and Benji Madden: you have more class than those two have in their little coke finger.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

loozer it is Jordan
where is the C words link?
I liked okies, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Yall remember the dude who lied and said a wombat tried to rape him or something?
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Yeah, he's on the "Caption This" posting! LOL

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I WANT HB's friggin house in Hippolyte !!!

OMG, that is my DREAM HOME.

You know what $2 million would get you in Connecticut ? Not 65 acres, I'll fuckin tell you that much !!! Try 5 acres.

Mrs. Gossling is that a big ole bat dick or are you just happy to see us?

ha ha ha ha

Yall remember the dude who lied and said a wombat tried to rape him or something?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

caption under paris should read 'insert dick at your own risk'.

who would pose with their mouth open like that? I bet her parents are proud.

she's starting to look a lot like amanada lepore.

RUN BENJI RUN!

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Dead Like Me Movie 2009

Submitted by zomay on October 23, 2008 - 2:54pm.
But Paris would never do that. Paris would stab a child for publicity.
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I don't think Paris is qualified to operate a butter knife...

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Submitted by zomay on October 23, 2008 - 2:54pm.
But Paris would never do that. Paris would stab a child for publicity.
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you're right. She'll cuttabeesh!

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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

Submitted by The C word on October 23, 2008 - 2:49pm.

LOL, sorry Farrah! I actually did think to mention that right after I posted the link, but got rudely interruped by work!
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how rude of them! don't they know anything Benji Madden should be treated with utter respect and NOT interrupted?! He's gonna be the president of the world!
I'm pretty sure Parasite herself wrote that bunch of crap, it's missing unicorns and butterflies and all sorts of cotton candy crap.

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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

LOVE CARROTTOP I read somewhere (maybe wrong) that all proceeds from the shitfest song she made with Andre, went to a children's charity. Now they are clowns yes. But Paris would never do that. Paris would stab a child for publicity.

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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.

ShiningKnight on October 1

beans and franks.. Beans and Franks!!! *points at MrsGosling*

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

The million-dollar home, which the Hollywood star and her boyfriend reportedly bought several weeks ago, sits on 63 acres of land overlooking Molson Lake.’

Whoa. Molson LAKE? Bet they have some bitchin summer parties!!

Last one in is a ....

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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks

Dead Like Me Movie 2009