Thursday, October 23rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Double the whore! Double the wonk! - IDLYITW
Guess that ass? - Cityrag
Halle Berry and Hot Sperm Donor are moving to Canada (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ryan Gosling is "canoodling" me with his eyes. ME not you! - Popsugar
The dolphin boy is not going away - Just Jared
Heather Graham's incredibly sinking chichis - Egotastic!
Tori the Hutt's piece sucking on a popsicle - Lainey Gossip
Whoopi on damage control - Defamer
BOOBS! Jennifer Tilly has them and they are amazing - Hollywood Rag
Breaking! Lily Allen looks sober - Hollywood Tuna
Homo horsey for the win! - Towleroad
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Yes please Clarisee it would be Hot lol no not really that would make me feel weird
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
On topic of War Emblem...If he doesn't respond to females, why not just collect the sperm and inseminate the mares? It worked for Tom Cruise.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
That picture makes my no-no places itch.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Clarisse on October 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Carrottop!
How is my little puddin pop!?!?!
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I'm a busy little poo? And how are you, my Clarissalinaloo?
Tilly is so incredibly hot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 2:38pm.
where is The C Word??
you should have told me the link was "not safe for drinking in front of computer" i spit my Sanka all over it "Paris is the love of mah life"
bwahahah, and there she is, spreading her STDs..
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LOL, sorry Farrah! I actually did think to mention that right after I posted the link, but got rudely interruped by work!
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Carrottop!
How is my little puddin pop!?!?!
Mrs G.,
Do you want Ryah shopped next to bat boner?
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Paris has her Xtina costume ready for just in time for Halloween.
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"I, state your name..."
I don't have the energy today....
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Does Benji approve of her going out looking like a day-glo skank??? Close your mouth, whore!!
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One bright morning in the middle of the night...two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew out swords and shot each other.
I thought the Homo Horsey headline meant that Sarah Jessica Parker was Lesbian.
Should I be proud or embarrassed that I do not know who is pictured with Paris?
Go ahead Mk canoodle with Gosling. Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight, someone is waiting to canoodle with me.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!! A post about my hunnyshmooks dam he is so fucking hot.....yay today has been a good day I got to see my Ryan...now will any of you photoshop me next to him?? lol
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
Oh Ryan Gosling, you are SO fine!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Clarisse on October 23, 2008 - 2:39pm
poor Benji Madden... the STDs he got from Wonky already turned his brains into a sponge..*sigh*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 23, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Two for one night at the HIV Lounge...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Wow. Sacrilicious.
Submitted by zomay on October 23, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Actually I can't believe I am saying this, but I think Jordan/Katie is too good for her. And that is really hard for me to say.
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I agree. Sadly, after seeing Katie and Peter's show I kind of like Katie. Well, not so much now that she's a husband-leaving-child-ignoring alcoholic, but she used to be funny.
Two for one night at the HIV Lounge...
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"I, state your name..."
Actually I can't believe I am saying this, but I think Jordan/Katie is too good for her. And that is really hard for me to say.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Benji Madden! Save yourself while you still can!!!!! WWBMD??? Yeck!
RE: Ryan Gosling…If, from an aesthetics prospective, you dissected Ryan, he would be not hot. Big chin, eyes too close together...yet somehow he always brings the hot! Hmmmmm
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
where is The C Word??
you should have told me the link was "not safe for drinking in front of computer" i spit my Sanka all over it "Paris is the love of mah life"
bwahahah, and there she is, spreading her STDs..
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Double the STDs, double the crust. Double-skank, double-skank, doubleskank gum!
For all of Paris' money, she sure has a shit load of fugly clothing!
is this an ad for lysol?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Heather Graham looks like a goose.
matching made in 'whore' heaven
and Jennifer Tilly is effing hot!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
This is what Paris wrote to her:
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/6126
*giggles* Stingy bitch!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Thanks. That's a clinic trip looking at it...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
The Doubleskank twins are so obviously coked out of their pea-brains. They both just get uglier by the day.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That is too much whore for just one picture.