Thursday, October 23rd 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Posh On Vogue India
What in praying mantis alien hell is that on the cover of Vogue India? They should have just put a taper candle with a greasy wig on the cover. The taper candle would've given the same cuntface. Posh's face looks like one of those creepy female masks. Clip Below:
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Worse Vogue cover I've ever seen. Funky Indian headpiece, hair over the eye, it's like they were trying to cover as much of her face as possible.
The US has the biggest discrepancy in the world between rich and poor. Insane wealth next to ghettos. How dare those Americans have Vogue?! Craziest thing I've ever heard!
@Vice:
You should see what they say about Canada!!!
Or Canadia as they like to call it.
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Why are some of the readers so shocked abt Vogue India. Hello and OK have their Indian editions as well!!! Am surprised by the sarcasm of some of yr readers towards India!!! Maybe they should read up more on India, Indian fashion and its models,the Indian film industry and its actors and actresses. Not even goin to mention about the economic growth of India!!! Read up!!! You will sound less ignorant!!! Indians value their traditions for sure, but that doesnt mean that they are not up to date on fashion or bring out their own trends!!! Maybe for starters, look up Aishwarya Rai,Katrina Kaif,Sushmita Sen,Shah Rukh Khan!!! And among industrialists, Lakshmi Mittal, Mukesh&Anil Ambani,Vijay Mallaya!!!
Poverty is there,,but what has that got to do with people reading Vogue! Poor and Homeless are there in every country!!!
As far as Vogue India goes, I suppose you could say India is like China or Brazil, or heck even the US. You have a small portion of the population that is super wealthy, and the majority are average to poor, and a significant chunk are destitute. We have Vogue in the US despite having ghettos just a few miles from the Fashion District in NYC.
Vogue India got themselves in hot water a few months back--they're the same ones who did a photoshoot using very poor people as models, so there were pictures of destitute beggar women carrying $10,000 Birkin bag. Caused quite a stir.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/01/business/01vogue.php
Submitted by Hoolrah on October 23, 2008 - 5:36pm.
It's a device to get Indian women used to having dangling bits on their faces...all kidding aside, being Indian, that thing is called a "tikka" (like the chicken, bitches, but unrelated). I have no idea what it's for. Bitch actually looks good here.
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A tikka's just a piece of jewelry hanging from the hair to the forehead. Normally, they aren't this ugly or big. There's no special purpose...it's just an adornment, like wearing earrings or a bracelet. South Asian women like to wear jewelry from head to toe on their weddings.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 24, 2008 - 3:02am.
Posh piggy-snout on the cover of Vogue? Would ANY sane woman take fashion tips from this anorexic, fake tittied twat?
Green, I'm always wondering that. She is, let's not mince words here an ugly, nay pug ugly woman. When she was younger she looked OK, even pretty but the starvation and surgery have made her look awful. Her tits are laughable, like two grapefruit stuck on the chest of a malnourished boy and she looks so ill all the time with bones poking out all over the shop. And the clothes! Don’t get me started on those ‘look at me, LOOK AT ME’ monstrosities. It's a real shame as back in the day she looked fine and seemed to have a sense of humour. Now, yuck. Poor Becks, married a Spice princess that turned onto a pig nosed, fake titted frog.
Of course, who better to be an Indian bride than a white girl. She’s be on the cover of Ebony next.
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A white girl as 'The Indian Bride'. Typical.
She looks good and I like the extensions.She captured Beckham,bitch must be doing something right.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Posh piggy-snout on the cover of Vogue? Would ANY sane woman take fashion tips from this anorexic, fake tittied twat?
Oxymoronic. Does India need a "Vogue India"? Most of the population is poor, but some genius decided it was a great idea to have a "Vogue India". Idiots.
Those freakass female masks creep me the fuck out!
She looks like a Real Doll
the mask looks more like michael jackson,right?
Despite the wig looking like it's from the $2 store, I think she looks so much better with long hair. The pixie cut makes her look like a gay guy.
Lol Z-listed that is so wrong. The image people have of "3rd world" and "developing" nations are so off. Yes there's poverty but there is also economic growth and change in progess. I agree with you on one thing, I don't get the point for a Vogue India either.
Those women love their traditional attire and will not be wearing low rise Victoria Beckham jeans any day soon, but have you tried calling customer service for anything lately. If you have it's most likely that you will hear an Indian voice on the other end.
So many large U.S corporations have moved and is moving there, its ridiculous. Next to China they have one of the worlds fastest growing economies. The bastards at Vogue (typical westerners) just want to get in on the action.
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Vogue India???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!! With millions of dirt poor people still called untouchables in that country, with an overpopulation living on the streets of the cities, they have time for a VOGUE telling them what clothes they "must have"??
Well slap me shitless, I have seen it all now!
Forget what she looks like why in fuckity hell is she on Vogue India?
Don't like this cover, they could have done a better job.
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much better compared to jacko's.
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Good God, she looks so much better with a pixie cut. Long hair on her really does make her look like a damn mannequin.
Her right arm looks broken at the wrist in the last thumbnail.
I never understand that pose with the arms like that. she ALWAYS does that. No comprendo.
Coma Caca!!
Posh 1979?
I guess if you didn't want to smile all day...
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Posh puts the sorry in sari. And I don't get the wig either. Was it "styled" with Crisco?
I'm too eskeered to even look at the mask picture, let alone watch the vid.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She looks hot and slightly less waxy than usual.
Slasher movie killers always walk a few paces too slow and end up catching their clumsy prey no matter how fast. ◄-- Always cracks me up so much I just can't get scared.
That is SO where the cat lady got the idea for her face! Freaky!
Um. I think you need to be Indian to make that look right. Cuz on her I just really wants someone to brush it off her face...like it fell there. I never feel that way when I see Indian women wearing them...
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It's a device to get Indian women used to having dangling bits on their faces...all kidding aside, being Indian, that thing is called a "tikka" (like the chicken, bitches, but unrelated). I have no idea what it's for. Bitch actually looks good here.
Wyle E...is that the Wyle E I know from the Center of the Earth? If so...STOP BY...we miss you!
Got nothing. Too traumatized by the mask thing.
"Learn to be a frugal slut."--MK
Okie
I'll rent the movies and start cutting up the fruit for our own personal little ever clear cocktail/dinner
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Wyle E,
Wait. Are you 64? Am i 64? I'm cornfused!
Okie,
Are you mixing my meds up again?
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Silvara.. I think it is possible that we can just not invite anyone else.. Like NO ONE else but us.. Muahahahahaaa!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 23, 2008 - 4:23pm.
*shines up Merkin jewels*
*takes Okie and Carrottop by the hand*
Let's dance bitches!
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Love ya! I hope when I'm 64 I shall be shining up my merkin jewels (because I will probably have lasered all that shit off down there by then) and dancing with my friends while mixing cocktails and medication!
Old age bring it on!!
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Wyle E Coyote
Just because that sneaky troll only eats children's hair and squirrel nails, doesn't mean she has to sabotage all of us from trying to get some Mexican goodness.
oklahoma on October 23, 2008 - 4:26pm
Well maybe between your drawers and my cabinet we can throw us one hell of a trash can punch partay
woohooo
*falls off of table with skirt flying over head and bangs head on side of keg all the while shouting "we will we will rock you"*
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Why is this pig nosed fucktard in so many photo-shots??
Now that she is using Silly Putty as foundation she has really gone too far.
~shudders~
Silvara,, You've come to the right place my dear!! Follow me to the magic dressser drawer where meds flow like wine, and... well, that's all I got.. MEDS LOTS OF MEDS!!!
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dosido your partner!
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alright.. We's got ourselves a ho down.. First rule of ho-down.. Never talk about the Ho-down
Second rule of ho-down.. Never wear panties..
LMAO at the bat being scared stiff!! ROTF!! Oh gosh!!
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@ Okie
My alternate psychotic personality just needs to be medicated that's all :)
thanks for asking tho
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
*shines up Merkin jewels*
*takes Okie and Carrottop by the hand*
Let's dance bitches!
Mrs G.,
Your bat is scared stiff!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
What on earth? If the occasion ever arises whereby I need to hide something in Beckham's house, I now have three options. Under the soap (wash that damn wig woman, you’re an environmental hazard) in the fridge (she never goes there) and behind the book called ‘Dressing with Style’ I don’t mind her that much but she’s taking the piss now.
PS anyone else reminded of John Hurt’s alien explosion looking at her head? If that gets out, it’s going to kill somenbody.
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WTF! I'll never be able to listen to "Michelle" without those scary-ass masks popping into my head. Fuck!
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How much you wanna bet the Holiday Inn Express in Temecula was one of the World's Sexiest Hotels? This one time, after winetasting all day and too many Jack & Cokes--ah, forget it.
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where is her fucking dot?
That video scared me...imagine people just walking around with those things on all the time??
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Ha! Clarisse.. That is random, I've never seen that movie, yet I sensed the words "merkin jewelry" all while you are talking about Gothic??? It must be a sign.. We should hold hands now..
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Back in the Leigh Bowery Club Kidz days there was a scenester named 'DOLL' who was this 6 foot tall girl with a birth defect who wore a creepy mask like this.
She modelled for a lot of well known fashion photographers.
They make masks and partial face masks to help society accept their deformities, but I would just work it shamelessly, those masks creep me out more than any defect a human has no control over.