Heather Mills Is A Dumb Gold Digger
Being a successful gold digger is so much more than just stealing a mountain of cash from a sugar daddy and spending it on platinum dildos and diamond clitty rings. Once you have that money, you have to put together some kind of business plan to keep that cash working for you for years to come. All whores have to be smart about their cash. I watch "Cathouse" on HBO. All these hookers have "plans" or something. Unfortunately, Heather Mills is not one of those smart whores.
The Sun reports that Heather has already burned through $20 million of her $50 million divorce settlement in just seven months. What has she actually been buying? Heather has spent most of her cash on her homes of sin. She reportedly had a $2 million pool put into her England home. She bought a $5 million apartment in NYC and spent around $12 million in renovating her other joints. Heather also paid her staff members around $500,000. Recently, she donated $1 million in vegetarian food to a group of kids in the Bronx. Yes, because kids really love tofu dogs and bird seed patties.
Some source said, "Heather's been moaning her money isn't going as far as she thought, but she's just burning her way through it. She reckons she has spent £10million since the divorce and still doesn't have a finished house to live in. She hasn't changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her."
Oh Heather, your eyes aren't lying to you, but you have to be a smart whore. Looks don't last forever....or in your case.....your wooden leg isn't going to stay fresh for eternity. You have to depend on yourself, because there's probably not a rich man on this planet who will get near you without at least a dozen lawyers surrounding him. Learn to be a frugal slut. And if you really need money that bad, then you can always leak a sex tape. Hey, some bitches are into that sort of shit!
This avaricious Ho really needs a swimming pool to float face down in.
Three words: Moneygrubbing. Whoring. Psychopath.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on October 23, 2008 - 8:44pm.
clit rings do exist(unlike Heather Mill's left leg)
Here's a pic (make sure the kids, your boss and anyone else who doesn't know you're a pervert are out of the room if you click)
Wish I hadn't looked now. That doesn't look normal to me.
As for this waste of space, everything to do with her makes me tired, especially her wasteful spending and then banging on about charity til the UK's collective ear bleeds. I wish she would buy a house on the moon and fuck off for good.
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Think happy thoughts!
She needs to find a new Sugar Daddy fast.Too bad she fucked up her reputation so bad,she might have trouble landing a new one.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hasn't she ever heard of Design on a Dime? WTF is this $12 million in renovating her other joints? Frivilous bitch.
maybe I need glasses but at first glance I seriously thought it was Miley Cyrus as a blonde. Maybe the teeth?
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I'mma need JizzMan to aim at that uvula I see in this pic...
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Maybe it's just me, but paying $50M for a bitch with a kickstand just seems like a fair deal.
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I think the house she has purchase in the uk cost $2m and her BF is building a 100 0r 200k pool
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by KD on October 23, 2008 - 4:46pm.
How "American" of her to be spending her money so fast.
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It ain't just the Americans that do that type of shit.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Ok...I've got to pipe up with my two cents on this one.
First off...why the fuck does she need that many places to live. I can see getting a condo or 2 in a flat on London or New York but why the fuck does she need a $2 million dollar pool? How many bbqs is she going to be throwing?
If I had gotten that, I would have just stashed most of that shit in a Bank of America account and traveled the world for the rest of my life.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 23, 2008 - 7:36pm.
hey tits, I almost wet my self when I watched that dead like me trailer. Thanks!
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Glad to hear someone noticed! I had NO idea it was coming out or even being made!!
I was saying to mrs K that Roz should be a hsotd and stumbled across the clip.
yay!! more DLM!
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
She will snag another penis when money is tight and then claim abuse. Isn't that the new economic stimulus plan for woman now a days?
Screwed Dad
Granny
Yes they do exist, but can you imagine having one with a diamond on it? LOLOL Diamonds cut glass, I bet they can cut a puss too!
I think MK is imagining an engagement ring on the you know what.
(really hope I'm not wrong here)
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
clit rings do exist(unlike Heather Mill's left leg)
Here's a pic (make sure the kids, your boss and anyone else who doesn't know you're a pervert are out of the room if you click)
www.sexylabia.com/06_labia-clit-piercings.htm
She's a twat..
What, Heather? No more love for the baby seals and landmine victims? But you're sending vegan food to New Yorkers?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'm sick of this peg-legged bitch. Doesn't McCartney have enough money to put a contract on her gold digging ass?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj0AbWu-Zw
James 12: You'd think you'd learn from what we did to James 1 through 11.
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In all your comments you sound like Borat. Is that on purpose? No offense. Jussayin.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
May she lose every red cent and have to live in a lean-to made from her wooden leg.
you can change now your career.
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girl-cheese that is just about the smartest thing I've heard in a real long time. One can only hope the bitch squanders it all by New Years.
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hey tits, I almost wet my self when I watched that dead like me trailer. Thanks!
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Submitted by oklahoma on October 23, 2008 - 4:37pm.
*ponders the words 'diamond clitty rings*
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I think it's adorable when MK shows his ignorance of women.
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Candy - one of my friends said that a bitch doesn't have to be smart to be cunning
Dumb bitches have all the luck and the fucking money to throw away.
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Oh boo freaking hoo. She'll blame her pennilessness on Macca, I know that much. She should have invested her monies in something instead of thinking that she could get money from being a reviled golddigger.
A $2mil pool? For two mil, it better have FUCKING DOLPHINS frolicking in it, with oiled hunky poolboys included.
Paul must've been desperate to regain the married life with someone with principles, and mistook her for the real deal.
I work in an easy job that I like. I get to keep my self-respect, but the pay is a mere $20,000 a year - and I still have money left over.
are you really spamming a fucking celebrity upskirt website????
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How do you swim in a pool with one leg? In circles?
This CUNT makes Yoki Ono look like a fucking SAINT.
My fists ball up just thinking about this bitch and I'm not a violent person (at least YET). GRR. Fuck "GRR'... "SLASHHHHHHHHHHH"
She looks so hoppy.
the DUDE! abides...
I hope she spends it all!!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
As is often the case with people who have no money then get a lot - easy cum easy go!
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Submitted by bambam on October 23, 2008 - 5:15pm.
HA! I'll bet HoHan has hairy nipples. I don't know what I'm basing that on, but she looks like she would.
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Uh, it makes me sick how some ppl spend their money. 2million on a pool...she should be shot for stupidity...among other things.
Everytime I hear a story about her, it makes me disliker her even more. I don't know what on earth Paul saw in her. I'm sure he kicks himself daily for letting her take 50 million of his hard earned dollars. I would be ill over it, esp since she seems to do nothing good with it.
Whatever you do, Peggy, don't show us your bologna nipples!
At least she's put a large chunk of it property. With no mortgage no doubt. Maybe she can go back for another round in One-legged dancing with the stars.
Meh. It seems like rich people are the biggest spendthrifts, and that they waste money on the stupidest things. A pool for a house you're barely even going to live in? What a fantastic idea. Cue eye roll.
Submitted by M.E. on October 23, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Farrah - Ooooh, selling the peg leg for crack, sweet!
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or meth... depends on what the cool kids are doing.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Farrah - Ooooh, selling the peg leg for crack, sweet!
Submitted by M.E. on October 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I hope she winds up a broke bag lady, pushing her soda can filled grocery cart down the street.
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She's also gonna wind up selling that fake leg for crack.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
she's even using breast milk to get attention
She could have spent half that $2m on a double areola reduction.
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All I have to say to the that Gimp, Lobotomized Gnome is " L2P ."
She should take the rest of her unearned fortune and get that wrecked ass face redone, fix that shit hair, finish the cock removal from her wonky ass, and get back onto the streets if she's going to have to work for her meals. She's a busted slut, so her fame whoring is quickly darkening.
>Mike's my Pusha'<
how refresing..
I hope she winds up a broke bag lady, pushing her soda can filled grocery cart down the street.
Over here Heather! Me me! I want some of your veggie stew!
Submitted by sinnie on October 23, 2008 - 5:02pm.
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reminds me of a jersey girl who cruises forums with a medical kit for extraction of body parts.
Stella's a strange one I say. You heard that from Harry Nipples. That's right, Harry Nipples.
What??? Don't make fun of Harry Nipples.