Heather Mills Is A Dumb Gold Digger
Being a successful gold digger is so much more than just stealing a mountain of cash from a sugar daddy and spending it on platinum dildos and diamond clitty rings. Once you have that money, you have to put together some kind of business plan to keep that cash working for you for years to come. All whores have to be smart about their cash. I watch "Cathouse" on HBO. All these hookers have "plans" or something. Unfortunately, Heather Mills is not one of those smart whores.
The Sun reports that Heather has already burned through $20 million of her $50 million divorce settlement in just seven months. What has she actually been buying? Heather has spent most of her cash on her homes of sin. She reportedly had a $2 million pool put into her England home. She bought a $5 million apartment in NYC and spent around $12 million in renovating her other joints. Heather also paid her staff members around $500,000. Recently, she donated $1 million in vegetarian food to a group of kids in the Bronx. Yes, because kids really love tofu dogs and bird seed patties.
Some source said, "Heather's been moaning her money isn't going as far as she thought, but she's just burning her way through it. She reckons she has spent £10million since the divorce and still doesn't have a finished house to live in. She hasn't changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her."
Oh Heather, your eyes aren't lying to you, but you have to be a smart whore. Looks don't last forever....or in your case.....your wooden leg isn't going to stay fresh for eternity. You have to depend on yourself, because there's probably not a rich man on this planet who will get near you without at least a dozen lawyers surrounding him. Learn to be a frugal slut. And if you really need money that bad, then you can always leak a sex tape. Hey, some bitches are into that sort of shit!
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Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Mrs. K, you're easy to please. I'm flattered. :)
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Pudge would disagree. He says I am a hard nut to crack.
Anyhoo, you're funny.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Mrs. K, you're easy to please. I'm flattered. :)
BTW
Isnt a "dumb goldigger" some sort of oxymoron?
*no offense to any practicing golddiggers*
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Huh. Thought that was Cheryl Crow.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
In Heather's defense, I imagine the $2 million included landscaping!!!!
Anyway, I read that Heather is fuck!ing her pool designer so I suspect he might be up to something re: the cost of that pool!!! Smart guy. If he sticks around long enough he might get the rest of her money.
Submitted by speakit on October 23, 2008 - 5:06pm.
um.. mrs. K, I asked earlier, why did you quote me in your siggy?
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Because it made me laugh
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
um.. mrs. K, I asked earlier, why did you quote me in your siggy?
I hope someone beats the hell out of this bitch with her own leg.
So many people in the world struggling, and she blows through 20 mil........
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Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
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Got no diamond
Got no pearl
Still I think I'm a lucky girl
I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night
Got no mansion
Got no yacht
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
OMFG okie that was hilarious!!!
*pretends to cough to cover up the guffaw that just exploded out of my pie hole*
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 23, 2008 - 4:50pm.
This woman didn't deserve a thing. She's one crazy bitch and I hope Stella McCartney gets a chance to kick the living shit out of her one of these days. In fact, I'll fucking pay to see it happen.
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Oooh, Stella with a shank. Hot!
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as a child growing up in the bronx i know i didnt want no damn veggie food...i grew up on 50 cent sodas and jamaican beef patties
Hahahahahahaha Missy!!
The way people spend money boggles my mind. Does this dumbass realize how much more NON-vegetarian food $1 million could buy? I was a vegetarian for 5 years, so i know that shit ain't cheap. And $2 million on a pool? Fuck me.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
She deserves the money as much as Anna Nicole did. Dumb fuck dudes marry them without a prenup...tough shit. What is she like 50 years younger than Paul? Gee, Paul...you think she was after your great melty-face looks and sparkling personality. Maybe he thought he still 'had it'
In any case...she may be a dumb bitch gold digger, but she's got $50 mill more than most of us are sittin' on right now.
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 23, 2008 - 4:54pm.
good point. 2 mil on a fuckin pool is absurd
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Missy: that's funny...I once saw a 'gyno' and his name tag read "Dr. PeePee Grande"
lmao
Heather is one stupid broad, but sadly she will never be poor. She has a daughter with him, which means she has a substantial child support payment coming in. Still, what a fu**in idiot!
$2 million on a pool, $2 million...I can't even big to imagine what I would do if I had $2 million, and here is this hag spending it on a fuckin pool. Makes me fuckin sick.
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Go Phillies!
She is on the Shitney spending plan.
I hope she winds up with a rolling pin leg.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 23, 2008 - 4:46pm.
hahahahaa! funny shit! that reminds me of a man's costume I saw, where the guy is dressed up like a big gift box, with a bow and everything and it has a tag on it that says "TO: Women FROM: God"
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I love dlisted. Found this site quite by accident. lmao. I need my dose of this site daily! I love you!
This woman didn't deserve a thing. She's one crazy bitch and I hope Stella McCartney gets a chance to kick the living shit out of her one of these days. In fact, I'll fucking pay to see it happen.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
"Learn to be a frugal slut."
Words for all of us to live by.
BTW, Heather, nice red crab claw.
"That being said, I'd hit it."
Yes, because kids really love tofu dogs and bird seed patties.
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Actually, some of the kids around here wouldn't eat anything else. But kids in the Bronx? I dunno.
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Ugh, choke on that cucumber you use to mastubate with bitch.
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I hope she ends up broke soon, but she'll probably take Paul to court again.
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ok I'll "see" you sluts later, ....*running as fast as I can out of TommyTown*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
bawahhhahhhaaaaa
http://www.buycostumes.com/One-Night-Stand-Adult-Costume/17645/ProductDe...
How "American" of her to be spending her money so fast.
GOOD! I hope this fucking whore goes broke! Then Paul will get custody of his daughter, and Peg-Leg will be living in poverty!
God, I hate this bitch with every fiber of my being - can ya tell?
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Damn, I'll show her how to be frugal with that money. Give it to me!
Wow. 20 mil could feed a lot of hungry kids, Heather. Good to know you're renovating instead. Charity case, indeed.
Rot, bitch.
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Her finances are wobbly, too?
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lmao@ missy too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
My MIL only has one leg.. Sometimes she has 2, when I don't have it hid.. Yeah, You gonna give me your pain pills next time I ask? huh? Well I'll give you back your broke ass leg, then!! *hits her with it*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
She should wear this for halloween minus her 'peg' leg
http://www.costumehub.com/Adults-Women-NoveltyFunny-Adult_Sexy_Gold_Digg...
LMAO
Boy she must be going through her dough like Grant through Richmond, her backyard has suffered the most. Poor thing now has to do her own Q'ing.
i dont like her, P U
I prefer vicodin, to marshmallows floating in my cocoa...so?
Missy!!!!! Bwahahaaaaa..
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okie, LOL I lived in the boogie down Bx for 4 years, I'm allowed, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I cannot wait until she is homeless, limping on one leg, crutch in one arm, Harvey Nichols tattered shopping bag in another.
*runs away trying to hide major laughter about what Snowy said* You bad!!!
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Wow - this retarded cow just worked out its a lot easier to spend it than it is to make it?
Genius.
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Just because that sneaky troll only eats children's hair and squirrel nails, doesn't mean she has to sabotage all of us from trying to get some Mexican goodness.
all that money and still no
LEG!
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Heather, go fuck yourself with your wooden leg. Worthless bitch.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
kids in da Bronx: yo, what da fuck is dis shit? dat one legged white lady be trippin' y'all!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Dumb bitch......
Living well is the best revenge.......
this is why people with money suck
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*ponders the words 'diamond clitty rings*
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