Little Suri Got A Haircut
Drop everything! Everything needs to be put on hold now. This is major news. Why isn't CNN covering this? Why hasn't there been a press conference about this international development? Why can't we hear the aliens singing this news through the universe?
Anywhocares, Suri Cruise's bangs were practically dragging on the ground, so it looks like Tommy Girl finally programmed Stepford Katie to take their little doll down to the haircutters. Or maybe Tommy used his safety scissors to give Suri the Ramona Quimby. You know he keeps that book in the shitter. It makes him giggle. He thinks that Ramona is so "NEAT!" And he totally punches the air when he says "NEAT!"
And some of you have pointed out that Suri is running around without a jacket or some shit. It seems like it's always summertimes in Suri's world. Well, that's because it is! Tommy Girl had a special temperature-controlled bubble made just for Suri! He got the blueprint from his main concubine Johnny Travolta. See, that explains why it's always 80-degrees for Suri!
Here's Suri, that woman and some creepy bodyguard-type in NYC's Central Park today.
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It was really fricking cold on the east coast when these pics were taken. We don't have Cali weather... buy the damn coat PLEASE!
Hilarious Red_Hot_Kitchen!!!
Almost spit out my coffee from laughing so hard.
God help Suri if she does have any type of ASD!!! She will join Jett Travolta and never be seen again. Then you know that Tommy will kick Katie to the curb and get a new model.
Living well is the best revenge.......
For a while I've suspected Suri has autism, and apparently a few other people at other websites think so too. She has a detached look to her that all parents of children with ASD will recognize and she reminds me of my daughter at that age (who was very cuddly and loving with me but something was definitely off). Anyway, some kids with autism are either highly sensitive or under-sensitive to temperature (for ex. will refuse to wear clothes even when it's freezing), don't like the way pants feel on their legs, take a long time to get off the bottle & toilet train, and don't like their hair touched or cut. ANd I think I read that she didn't play with other children. Anyway, that sounds like autism to me. I really hope it's not because she is a beautiful innocent child and I'm afraid her family won't get her the help she needs...
Suri looks ugly! Sorry...
*waits for shitstorm*
Mommy has a coat, where is Suri's coat, its freaking 40 outside.
Suri needs a jacket and some sun screen!!
aw que cute
hola! i'm a nanny and the mama here went to high school with Katie's older sister. the stepford gaze is just in the family. i should scan this year book pic.
I would like to know where child services is! The child needs protection from these morons, who are showing off their 'doll' - it's the latter part of october in nyc and she is out in a thin dress with short sleeves, with bare legs and arms???????
I wonder if Katie can really stick it out for the time her contract specifies. I wonder if Tom will put up with her looking so old. He will probably trade her in for a newer model before the waranty is up.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Man oh man they both look drugged up and freaky.... there is seriously something wrong here. Must starve self to anorexia, must frolic in park, must obey xenu, must pretend to be tom's wife...
I love Ramona! And Henry Huggins!
I mean, my mom told me about them, yeah, that's it...
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Look peeps. Katie is starving and that's why she's freezing! Tommy keeps her on a strict diet! Suri gets to load up on psycho barley foods so she's a little hottie. Katie is looking at her all jealous that she gets to eat. Just saying! Load up, Suri-poo, becuz once you turn 7, it's diet time and it's neat! (as Tommy says with glee, jumping on their couch)
I think she looks absolutely adorable !!!!!!!!!!
Looks like a Mamma cut. Bangs are all up and down.
I'm commenting on Suri Cruise's GD hair...it's official. I have no life.
The Ramona Quimby! Aw, memories.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on October 24, 2008 - 11:13am.
Ramona Quimby! Bahahahaha! I used to LOVE those books!
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I still do.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
For the record, I live and currently reside in NYC and it has been freaking cold!!! this week "the autumn breeze" has been in full affect, adults (myself included) are leaving the house in coats and scarfs, wtf, does Suri's barley water make her immune to the cold air? In the pictures her nose and lips totally look like they've changed color from being in the cold. get her a coat, socks, and mittens!!
With her bangs cut short..
you can see her crossed eyes.
Ramona Quimby! Bahahahaha! I used to LOVE those books!
Seriously...When this kid looks into the camera, The Omen theme plays in my head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmZ-MJL-FUU
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Submitted by DebFrmHell: "I get gripey that the kid is never doing kid stuff with other kids. never dirty always in a dress surrounded by grown ups...that is no way to be a kid...IMO."
That's my main gripe, too, Deb. The clothes don't bother me because she's in no danger of frostbite and some kids refuse to wear jackets and whatever until THEY are cold. And some little girls insist upon wearing girly stuff. OK by me.
But she seems like a lonely little kid. I hope she gets to have fun and we're just not getting to see it.
Katie's so got that Sylvia Plath thing going on!
Yeah, it's pretty bad when you see all those ppl in the background with pants and coats on and there is Suri...running around like it's 80 degrees out. Geesh these ppl just seem to get stranger and stranger.
But hey, one of those pics shows Katies teefs...they look all better again. See, some Vodoo crap going on in NYC.
Suri is looking a little "special" in that first pic
Submitted by louise_brooks on October 24, 2008 - 9:40am.
Again, why does Katie always dress like it's 25 degrees outside??
She has 3 shirts on and a cashmere coat.
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I reckon it's a CO$ child rearing concept - allowing the child to choose (between the clothes we choose) hence Connor, who has the choice of wearing effing anything, dresses in a tailored suit. If Obama misses out this time, then Connor Cruise will be the first African American President of the USA.
I fucking well bet.
Someone call social services!
Again, why does Katie always dress like it's 25 degrees outside??
She has 3 shirts on and a cashmere coat.
There's God-damned frost on the ground in New York. Tom and Katie, you suck at life!
It's sad, at least Violet Affleck and Heidi Klum's kids get to wear play clothes and look like they are actually having fun. Poor Suri looks miserable and they dress her up like a friggin doll.
Ahem, not only is Katie wearing a jacket she is wearing 2 tops, probably a short sleeve under her long sleeve. Are they making the poor little girl, who is still adorable, wear all 500 of her spring and summer dresses before she can start wearing her fall/winter collection that must consist of at least 800 outfits?? If I had the time today I would wait for Katie after her wonderful(Cough) performance, at the stage door,and hand that woman a jacket for that child!! Sorry all I could afford is the Gap!This makes me angry, If Suri doesn't ever want to wear a coat, hat, tights or pants for warmth, then she should be kept inside during the cold months!! Is she the boss of these 2??
You'll be popular when you are dead!
I'm so sick of photos of these two. Memo to Tom and Katie: We Don't Care About you.
Submitted by TheTRUTH555 on October 24, 2008 - 9:10am.
ewwww she's not cute anymore
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You're crackin' me up man...
Keep em comin.
Suri was cursed with the Tom Cruise Idaho Potater nose
Suri's still cute, but it looks like she cut her own hair. She probably couldn't take it anymore. Next thing you know, she'll be sewing her own coats on a little sewing machine.
ewwww she's not cute anymore
Get that girl a track suit or at least some tights!
It's Ramona Quimby!
(edit: sorry, didn't see previous posts)
And I wish they'd at least put some tights on the girl, since she doesn't appear to like pants.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by jhoerres on October 24, 2008 - 8:05am.
why is that kid ALWAYS in a freaking dress and those damn ballet slippers?!?! what 2 year old dresses like that?? She totally looks odd...get her a damn jacket too...the bodyguard and Katie have one on, but she is in a spring dress...WTF
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My 3 year old dresses like that. She loves to wear dresses and has several pairs of ballet slippers.
KD, you beat me to that!
Yes---totally "Dora the Explorah" (in my finest Jeresy accent.)
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The hairstylist at Mattel should be ashamed of this!
That was very funny, Auntie Mame..
( maybe better than the Ramona reference??)
MK..Always summertime in Suri's world..
fantastic...what a delusional world they inhabit...
Katie's expression reminds me of this old burnt out schizophrenic that used to come to the hospital all the time...he had had a lobotomy in the early 60's..
poor soul. The patient, not her.
It's Dora!
She's a very cute little girl. I worry about her not interacting and playing with other children. I had a similar upbringing and it really screwed me up for a while. To interact with other people outside your family when you are developing is absolutely imperative for learning social and coping skills. By having random friends, kids learn at an early age what it is like to be liked, and what it is like to be rejected. You'll get rejected on and off your entire life, and if you don't set your kids up in a social situation where they can learn to cope with that fairly early, you are doing them a real injustice.
Katie is so unbelievably unsexy now. Not that she ever was sexy, but damn, she looks 50 years old, tired, washed out and they definitely look like a "handsome gay couple" from behind. I guess now that she has her man, she can relax from trying to look like a female?
why is that kid ALWAYS in a freaking dress and those damn ballet slippers?!?! what 2 year old dresses like that?? She totally looks odd...get her a damn jacket too...the bodyguard and Katie have one on, but she is in a spring dress...WTF
oh bless her, everyone's wearing warm winter coats and sweaters, and she's in a cotton dress and shoes that's it! her little nose is red from the cold aww!
maybe she wont put sweaters on? I dunno! her hair cut is a bit wonk, yet looks cute.
I am dying laughing at Ramona Quimby.
Cute dress Suri has on but come on stop it freaky tom and katie. let her wear play clothes. on the 11th pic it looks like Suri is training her mom on how to RUN AWAY. hehe. cute kid but she needs to play with other little kids. they need to stop with the walks with mother and creepy guards,she needs to be a kid.
Coma Caca!!
Finally, a haircut! But you're right about the temps. In NYC and suburbs, it's like high 50's right now...and 40's and lower at night. My flowers have kicked the bucket. So how about even a light sweater for Suri? Tom and Katie wear jackets but nothing for the kid??