Little Suri Got A Haircut
Drop everything! Everything needs to be put on hold now. This is major news. Why isn't CNN covering this? Why hasn't there been a press conference about this international development? Why can't we hear the aliens singing this news through the universe?
Anywhocares, Suri Cruise's bangs were practically dragging on the ground, so it looks like Tommy Girl finally programmed Stepford Katie to take their little doll down to the haircutters. Or maybe Tommy used his safety scissors to give Suri the Ramona Quimby. You know he keeps that book in the shitter. It makes him giggle. He thinks that Ramona is so "NEAT!" And he totally punches the air when he says "NEAT!"
And some of you have pointed out that Suri is running around without a jacket or some shit. It seems like it's always summertimes in Suri's world. Well, that's because it is! Tommy Girl had a special temperature-controlled bubble made just for Suri! He got the blueprint from his main concubine Johnny Travolta. See, that explains why it's always 80-degrees for Suri!
Here's Suri, that woman and some creepy bodyguard-type in NYC's Central Park today.
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That poor child looks bored out of her mind. You can see her eyeing other kids in the distance PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER, not with a scary Scientology bodyguard. Suri is going to be just as screwed up as Michael Jackson's kids are.
I can understand if Suri only likes to wear dresses, my older daughter was like that too. But how about some long sleeve dresses and some tights at the very least. This is beyond ridiculous.
I get a Omen vibe from these pictures. She doesn't feel the cold, never plays with other children- how long before miserable looking Katie hangs herself from Scientology HQ screaming
'this is for you Damien, I mean Suri'
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Submitted by Chastity on October 24, 2008 - 1:51am.
Oh to YES ITS ME....the point about her mom wearing a coat and the kid should too, normally I would totally agree, except I have seen pics where Katie is wearing coats and damn scarves and everyone walking around her is in shorts and tshirts so who in the hell knows what the temp was.
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The temperature reached mid-50's in NYC yesterday. Notice the women at the park in the background...coats, boots, scarves. Obviously, it was cold. However, as you mentioned I do remember when it was in the 80's in NYC and Katie Homely was wearing coats and sweaters and everyone else was dressed appropriately for summer. Katie was premiering her new fall wardrobe. (like anybody gives a rat's ass what she does).
The hairstylist at Mattel should be ashamed of this!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Suri looks like the type to let out some nasty tantrums!
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Cute Kid such a shame the parents are stupid!
Don't the two fruitcakes let her sleep? She has big circles under her eyes.
For goodness' sake, if you need an extra layer of clothing then so does your child! What is wrong with this woman?
The bit about kids not liking jackets, definitely true. My kids have been through the stage of trying to refuse them but you put them back on and back on and back on, over and over, and eventually they'll have their tantrum, then realise it's not going to change. Katie's the parent, she's got the authority. If they're letting Suri make decisions then they're going to go through hell in a few years.
I loved all of the Ramona books! Ramona Quimby: Age 8 was my fav.
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Suri needed one bad and she looks great.Katie needs some long extensions to soften her look.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Suri got Prince Arthur's hairstyle. Now all three look like men. Great.
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I wonder how long until her Gay Fake Daddy makes her get "the Tom" haircut to show that he really, really is her dad. Sort of like how he's turned Katie into a clone of himself.
And it's really weird that they just parade her around like a doll. We hardly ever see her play, never see her with kids her own age or wearing normal little girl clothes.
Suri is a sweetie pie. She's pretty and naturally photogenic, even as a baby(usually babies are butt ugly too).
Wonder if she'll have a chance at normality(meaning no scientology)?
Despite the fact that TomKat creep me the fuck out that is one angelically beautiful child they allegedly produced.
Dontcha just love the mega-rich: walking through sand in their $600 dollar, matching VELVET ballet shoes.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 24, 2008 - 2:56am.
I get gripey that the kid is never doing kid stuff with other kids.
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Yeah, that's weird. And Katie is SO off. That's not cool. That's a mommy who doesn't think her kid is being raised right. That's what I think anyway.
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I get gripey that the kid is never doing kid stuff with other kids. never dirty always in a dress surrounded by grown ups...that is no way to be a kid...IMO.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 24, 2008 - 2:47am.
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I defer to your mommyhood, Angel...
but I am still laughing under my breath...
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LOL! Fair enough.
I'll just throw those Mommy looks at you;p
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I defer to your mommyhood, Angel...
but I am still laughing under my breath...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 24, 2008 - 2:34am.
ANGEL!
Look at the first thumbnail of that little kid.
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You know what? She looks healthy to me. Toddlers often look tired, that's not unique - they tend not to sleep very well. She's alert and bouncy and generally happy looking.
Kids do that all the time. They won't wear their hats, they won't wear their mits...they take them off every five seconds and if you don't get moving you won't get anywhere. (that's why I say poor Mommies - there's always someone around to tell you how you're doing it wrong) But it doesn't kill them to get cold.
And they figure out that it's a lot more comfortable to be warm. Everything doesn't have to be a power struggle (I, personally, am no fascist) - nature can take care a lot of consequence learning for us.
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ANGEL!
Look at the first thumbnail of that little kid. That is the happiest child with a red nose and dark circles under her eyes that I have ever seen!
You been sniffing the barley lately???
LOL!
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Ugh. She's not freezing! People do that to Mommies all the time! It's not like she's hanging out with Tom!
Anyhow - see that? Doesn't she look much happier now that she can see? Ahhhhhhh...
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I think her haircut looks adorable on her but her mom is certainly suffering from some form of depression, for she should know better not to allow her child to be exposed like this in cold weather or maybe this is a test to see how invincible Suri's alien blood is against Earth's cold weather??
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Why can't that child have at least sweater? Katie has on a car coat AND a sweater so that should be a hint to for ignorant twat of a mother....
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Since Scientology is a branch of the Illuminati and these people connected w/religion and politics (the CIA especially) have PROVEN methods of small-scale and complete mind control.. There is little doubt that this is what these two have been subject to, which includes UNFATHOMABLE shit and makes one age considerably.
Part of this is ignoring the child's basic needs. The programmer tells you what to want, not yourself.
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_mindcon02.h...
i just can't get over it, it was in the 50s today in NYC and they don't even give the kid a lil sweater or pants or socks?
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Hate the haircut, but Suri is adorable. Like someone said before, Katie's aged 20 years since being with Tom.
seriously why are tom and katie always in long pants, sweater, jacket and the poor baby is like
FREEZING
in a short sun dress and that is all. She does not look well exposed to all that cold. I feel bad for her to be freezing all the time.
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Oh to YES ITS ME....the point about her mom wearing a coat and the kid should too, normally I would totally agree, except I have seen pics where Katie is wearing coats and damn scarves and everyone walking around her is in shorts and tshirts so who in the hell knows what the temp was.
Houston....we got a freak.
I prefer vicodin, to marshmallows floating in my cocoa...so?
She's aged 20 years since being with him.
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I wanna take that child, with that HOMELY haircut and buy her some GYMBOR-FUCKIN-REE sooooo bad!!
Why must they always dress her like 1941 pre world war 11, rationed out era germany?
Everything they put on her is drab and horrific. I remember seeing her playing on a NewYork playground with her mom, and going down a slide in a silk dress..maybe it had some color to it..but they werent letting her interact with other kids. Her mother looked like sad like her mom or dog just died and I thought, shit let her play with the other kids.
Buy her some other kids. You can Afford it.
Hell, I will RENT you MINE. CHEAP.
I prefer vicodin, to marshmallows floating in my cocoa...so?
Ugly cut, and she looks really pale and puffy-eyed here.
If her mom is wearing a coat and long pants, then she should be covered, too. No coat and no socks on those little feet and legs can't be comfortable.
Her only friend....
Tommy Girl probably makes Ravolta call him "Beezus" during sexy times. The talk of Ramona made me also remember the "Dear Mr. Henshaw" books...memories.....
I know this is trite, but Stepford Katie's legs bug the shiznit out of me. They're so oddly shaped!
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The alien with the screwed up kid is Leah Remini. At the age of 4, her daughter was still in diapers and on the bottle.
Leah's excuse was that her religion practices that the child make the decisions when to stop wanting a bottle.
When it wants to be potty trained.
And the daughter was like 15 pounds over weight from all the multiple bottles she drank through out the night. At the age of 4. I believe that girl was still sleeping in her parents bed.
So I would suspect that Suri did not want to wear that coat. And no one is going to force the issue. haha!
I am actually thrilled to see that she likes dresses. I am so tired of seeing little girls dressed like hookers in low riding jeans and belly shirts.
I'm sorry but Suri looks a lot like Chris Klien IMO.
oh god. they made their baby look like a hipster.
child protective services, hello???
can't wait to see what she has on
when it snows in nyc. anywhocares,
ha, ok, for realz. xo
There were so many more cute, stylish cuts they could have given Suri without resorting to the "family" haircut (the one they ALL have!) And it pisses me off to see Katebot and Tommy Girl dressed in very warm clothing, with Suri running around without a warm coat or cover-up. The reason they do this I AM CONVINCED, is so that people can SEE her designer duds all the time, so the paps can take pictures of the little fashionista (HA!) and give a great big boost to their already overinflated egos. It's like Suri's health and comfort be damned, we want her on the cover of Vogue for Tots. I despise these two assholes, but Suri is cute. She can't help the fug haircut and the fact her parents (one biological, one a pseudo father) won't keep her warm.
This is so mean but her haircut is fug. I had a haircut like this when I was little and when I look at pictures of it I get so mad at my parents. I imagine with money like they have they take her to some expensive places, yet it looks like it took her to my hair joint, Cost Cutters.
Okay, now seriously, i do not think it even hit 60 degrees today. How the hell do they let this kid walk around without a jacket?
I guess they want to ensure the paps get good pictures...
THat's a damn shame what they did to Suri's hair...
I got a (common) cold, and its only been really chilly for like the past couple of days, I can't imagine how freezing Suri must be. I will say she really so so cute.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 23, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Hey DA!
Katies teefs might be falling out, gingivitis...saw it on TV.*gargling with Scope*
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I feel so sorry for this kid but it's going to be fun watching her car-crash of a life unfold!
Suri:
"Am I still your blessing Mommy?"
Katie:
"No Sweetie, you are actually a miracle".
I hate this new haircut even more than the previous one. Actually I didn't hate the previous one so much. But this is even worse.
I just don't understand why they can't dress her like a normal, modern little girl and not some 40's post-war orphan who is secretly the last heir to the kingdom of Moldavia or some shit like that.
Her mother's current old-lady style and docile Mia-Farrow ways aren't helping things either.
It's like watching the first 30 minutes of "The Omen". I keep waiting to see pics of Suri's eyes glowing red and a cluster of ravens attacking all who oppose her.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 23, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Hey DA!
Katies teefs might be falling out, gingivitis...saw it on TV.*gargling with Scope*
Lory,
Kids are tough to make happy sometimes especially with girls for some reason but sometimes you just have to put your foot down...or feet or alien flippers.
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Yup, I totally agree with you. That's what normal and balanced parents and and these two are anything but. Besides, this kind of fuckery happens when your $ciento dad lets the astroglide go to his alien head.
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That poor kid looks awful. I wonder how her social skills will ever develop since the only person this child interacts with is her mother. Really sad that she will never be allowed to just be a child. She is the oldest two year old in the world.