Little Suri Got A Haircut
Drop everything! Everything needs to be put on hold now. This is major news. Why isn't CNN covering this? Why hasn't there been a press conference about this international development? Why can't we hear the aliens singing this news through the universe?
Anywhocares, Suri Cruise's bangs were practically dragging on the ground, so it looks like Tommy Girl finally programmed Stepford Katie to take their little doll down to the haircutters. Or maybe Tommy used his safety scissors to give Suri the Ramona Quimby. You know he keeps that book in the shitter. It makes him giggle. He thinks that Ramona is so "NEAT!" And he totally punches the air when he says "NEAT!"
And some of you have pointed out that Suri is running around without a jacket or some shit. It seems like it's always summertimes in Suri's world. Well, that's because it is! Tommy Girl had a special temperature-controlled bubble made just for Suri! He got the blueprint from his main concubine Johnny Travolta. See, that explains why it's always 80-degrees for Suri!
Here's Suri, that woman and some creepy bodyguard-type in NYC's Central Park today.
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I'm guessin' that's a home haircut..looks too damn choppy to be a prof cut. Can't they spring for some damn layers for that kid? She'd be so cute with a little layered bob.
Urgh! Suri's got Lego hair!
Hey DA!
Katies teefs might be falling out, gingivitis...saw it on TV.*gargling with Scope*
Lory,
Kids are tough to make happy sometimes especially with girls for some reason but sometimes you just have to put your foot down...or feet or alien flippers.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Skinny jeans and Lanvin flats do NOT compliment Katies huge ass thighs.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Psht, my kid is 12 and he never would wear a jacket either. He hates long sleeves and coats. He's always hot..even when I'm freezing my arse off. Some kids are just like that.
Damn katie looks skinny and kinda sickly nowadays. It's like she lost that youthful look she had. And I think Suri agrees..the haircut takes away from her cuteness. blah.
Suri's blankets are "Little Giraffe." I get them for my dogs. Yes they are terribly spoiled. BUT you dont see them dragging them all over the fucking place.
Tommy is making his girlies into boyzies. What a fucking freak. Katie deserves everything she got herself into. And with all of the comments about her yellow teefers, expect to see her have a CO$ smile within the next few weeks. Trust.
Ramona the pest! OMG I remember all of those books! Nite, horz...I just popped in for a post. Have a super weekend!
xoxoxox,
BB
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
They could at least dress her in long sleeved dresses and in tights.
It was so cold here today, they are crazy.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
nostaligic moment of the year! yay, ramona quimby! i forgot that that was my entire childhood lost in one of those books- and beezus and henry always getting the shaft! awww, *sniffles* i just may read one for old times sake... but probably not! haha, and i always knew i had some kind of psychic connection with suri- its the hair and ramona the pest!
I live in NY and it's FREEZING. Put a damn coat on that poor child. Better yet, a pair of pants! and sneakers.
Beverly Cleary and Judy Blume are the best!
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
Dollface.
I hated jackets when I was younger. Maybe Suri refuses to wear them?
And Ramona books were good but "Super Fudge" blew that little snot out of the water!
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 23, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Suri's alien blood must be warmer than human. Katie...BE the parent. A blanket is not a coat.
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That ain't gonna happen. Methinks Suri threatened daddy Cruiser's ass with showing the paps some of the butt-love tapes that he's been starring with his bodyguard in their $ciento dungeon if they make her wear anything that may damage her ventilation system.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
awww suri is so cute. i love it when she smiles. she is katie's clone with tom's eyes. she warms my heart.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 23, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Suri's alien blood must be warmer than human. Katie...BE the parent. A blanket is not a coat.
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Hi, Manimal! I'm thinking it's the wiring. And Mommy Bot ain't had the grin fixed. She's keeping her mouth closed most of the time.
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 23, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Keep in mind this is the woman that wore scarves and a sweater in 90 degree heat in New York over the summer.
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True - But now is really the weather for coats and gloves and this ass has the kid dressed for summer
Suri's alien blood must be warmer than human. Katie...BE the parent. A blanket is not a coat.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I grew up in NYC and I hated wearing coats, zipping up coats, wearing hats (I'd wear gloves but only the finger type)...and I did fine.
I'm still not big on wearing coats or hats to be honest even to this day....
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Who knew there was a Monchichi under all that hair?
What's with this kid (rhetorical question)?
I've given up on the jacket or sweater thing. Ain't gonna happen.
That haircut sucks and she looks awful in thumbnails 1 and 4. Maybe she hates her haircut, too. She's losing the cuteness.
No kids, ever. Maybe I've missed them but I've never seen pictures of her playing with other children (or robots, for that matter).
Scream!!!!!!!! Her parents are ...... oh, never mind.
wow, this borders on abuse/neglect...sure some kids refuse to wear coats, but at least they could put away the summer dresses and put long sleeves, pants or tights on the child...geez, all the adults are bundled up, is it cold or not?!
I think this kid is so adorable, and she has a blanket for her so it's not like she's letting her freeze.
Maybe we see her without a coat on because, they are always pictured in and out of a building or a car. Or maybe the kid just don't like coats.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
RAMONA QUIMBY!! YES that's who she's channeling, GENIUS :D
Too bad this little sweetie's life is run by the cult midget :(
Submitted by dead-actress on October 23, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Name of book..Ramona Forever...baby sister's name..Roberta Day Quimby. Had to look that up because I loved those books!
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THAT'S IT! I wanted to name my first-born Roberta for the loooongest time after that book. Now, not so much..
Bwahahahaha, Ramona the Pest. Loved her! And I love everyone here for remembering Ramona Quimby.
That said, Ramona, er, Suri got her haircut so that Tommy can slowly turn her into the Katebot 2.0.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Oh and I think her haircut makes her look like she looked when she was younger, like when they first showed her to the public.
Not to defend their sorry $ciento asses, but when my cousin was little, she was the queen of the house. She would make such a scene if her parents even said the word "coat". It didn't help her parents would do ANYTHING to avoid people looking at them. She would cry, scream and kick when they tried to force her into one, let alone dress her in something that covered her legs. According to my aunt the only time she agreed (albeit reluctantly) to wear a coat was when they travelled to Quebec in February 1990...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I think suri just doesn't like coats. But they should carry one for her like normal parents do. And she looked cuter with longer hair. She's like katie, longer hair suits her better. And forget about shiloh, i like little blonde kids usually but suri is so much cuter than shiloh. I am not taking my dislike for her parents out on her but I just think suri is hollywood's cutest baby or kid. Shiloh is cute but she is also more common looking than suri. Suri is unique. Does anyone think Larry Birkhead is hot? I just noticed he was recently. And don't tell me i'm insane please. I could have said Howard K stern or something. lol
she looks kinda fug in the face now that i can see it. maybe it's the haircut...? no, it's definitely the face. reminds me of eddie munster.
She DOES look like Ramona The Pest!
heehee!
I loved all those books too! "Jesus Beezus!"
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 23, 2008 - 9:55pm.
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Name of book..Ramona Forever...baby sister's name..Roberta Day Quimby. Had to look that up because I loved those books!
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Look at the kid behind her in Pic #4. He's wearing a big coat! She looks like a little ice cube in an Amish dress.
Something really reminds me of the Omen...
Dennis
thanks pastmissbluff for point this out... wtf (WHY THE F***) is katie wearing a coat and suri isn't? i dont understand that about parents.. if your cold OBVIOUSLY your child is cold too.. ppl just dont think
I could give a better haircut than that crap!
for all that money, the hairdresser made that mess?
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
Why does this child is always underdressed for the weather, this is a child abuse/neglect at it's best! I mean, WTF is wrong with this people.
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That's ridiculous!!!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 23, 2008 - 10:03pm.
It's cold in New York City, right now. Having her legs exposed and no coat is just stupid. If it's so wonderful outside, why is Grandma Katie in a coat?
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Keep in mind this is the woman that wore scarves and a sweater in 90 degree heat in New York over the summer.
It's cold in New York City, right now. Having her legs exposed and no coat is just stupid. If it's so wonderful outside, why is Grandma Katie in a coat?
What the hell is wrong with those people? Katie has on a coat with a sweater and another shirt underneath of it and the Little Grouchy Suri has on a dress with no socks!!!! Why can't they dress her like most normal kids? Dragging that stupid blanket around is so lame. They should be embarrassed with everyone talking about how they dress her. She always looks like she's mad and not a happy child at all. I bet she's a real sweetheart.....not! Oh yes they spend tons of money on her clothes but she still looks like a dork. that haircut is so ugly. She will never compare to little Shiloh. Talk about cute......she is such a Cutie-pa-tootie!!
i mean does suri even know theres a whole world of shorts and jeans to live in? poor thing is going to have chapped legs for the wind chill since they dont know how to put stockings on her legs..
The kid's haircut is ugly and the kid's face looks like she's 25. Sorry, but she looks beat!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I used to hate when my daughter was little and someone would come up to me and say, "Where's her jacket?"... One time when she was wearing one, this old lady walking by us told me to button her jacket up... I was pissed. I just said, "I like exposing her to the elements!"
Don't know where that came from..
But seriously, if the child doesn't look uncomfortable and is running and playing and it's not hailing outside... what's the big deal? It's not like they're on a ski trip and she's wearing a onesie.
That being said, I saw Eli Stone the other night with Katie Holmes.. Good God. That hair is horrible. Come back to us, Katie!!
Which book does Ramona's mom have a baby in? I remember reading the part where she went into labour, pushing herself back from the table and checking her watch. I remember thinking, 'what the fuck is she looking at her watch for? Get that bitch to the hospital!' Not in such colourful language, obviously.
I can't believe how they are dressing her. Is Katie-bot still in summer mode? She dresses in long sleeves year round because she doesn't want anyone to see the suicide scars.
Blanket is her only hope. Run to the blanket!
Submitted by Callan on October 23, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Oh my god, Ramona Quimby shout-out.
MK, I love you so much for that. I wrote a book report on "Ramona the Pest" in second grade.
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OMG! Beverly Cleary! I loved her books! Henry, Ribsy, Beezus!
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
I think her hair looked better when it was to her shoulders, but she's little so whatever works. She needs her damn coat on though.
Awwww, that little 5 year old is so cute now that you can see her robot eyes.
She doesn't need a coat or sweater because they are always carrying a blanket to wrap her in.
I don't think they have noticed that she is not a baby needing a blanket anymore. It took forever for them to lose the bottle (if they have)
Okay, so Katebot has on a jacket and long pants and Suri has A THIN LITTLE DRESS ON WITH NO COAT. Katie looks like a old woman. And who in hell wraps their kid in a blanket in leu of a coat? Crazies, that's who.