Little Suri Got A Haircut

Drop everything! Everything needs to be put on hold now. This is major news. Why isn't CNN covering this? Why hasn't there been a press conference about this international development? Why can't we hear the aliens singing this news through the universe?

Anywhocares, Suri Cruise's bangs were practically dragging on the ground, so it looks like Tommy Girl finally programmed Stepford Katie to take their little doll down to the haircutters. Or maybe Tommy used his safety scissors to give Suri the Ramona Quimby. You know he keeps that book in the shitter. It makes him giggle. He thinks that Ramona is so "NEAT!" And he totally punches the air when he says "NEAT!"

And some of you have pointed out that Suri is running around without a jacket or some shit. It seems like it's always summertimes in Suri's world. Well, that's because it is! Tommy Girl had a special temperature-controlled bubble made just for Suri! He got the blueprint from his main concubine Johnny Travolta. See, that explains why it's always 80-degrees for Suri!

Here's Suri, that woman and some creepy bodyguard-type in NYC's Central Park today.

Bauer Griffin, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Callan on Thu, 10/23/2008 - 9:20pm.

Oh my god, Ramona Quimby shout-out.

MK, I love you so much for that. I wrote a book report on "Ramona the Pest" in second grade.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 10/23/2008 - 9:18pm.

That's Suri? Wow. I thought Katie was out walking Tom.

I've seen the bodyguard before. His name is Chuckles.

"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK

Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 10/23/2008 - 9:18pm.

It was freezing here today!!

I finally pulled out my scarf and still had the shivers... Perhaps they're waiting for her to die off or something... I dunno

**where are we and why are we in this basket?**

Submitted by chichi on Thu, 10/23/2008 - 9:17pm.

Why does Suri have bags under her eyes??? If that is the shape of her face rhen the child is FUG.
Cute now, but when mature.... fug.

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 10/23/2008 - 9:17pm.

I'm thinking Ms Suri doesn't like coats, because they always are carrying a blanket for her.

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