Friday, October 24th 2008
The Jacko Emerges!
Pour me a cup of piping hot Jesus Juice, Jacko is out of his oxygen tank and ready to party! Teri Hatcher's sexy twin invaded Phoebe Price Blvd. (aka Robertson Blvd.) yesterday for a little antique furniture shopping. There's a reason why the most beautifulest white lady in pop music wears a mask all the time. I think it's because the mask keeps his clip-on nose from falling off. I don't even think if we can technically call it a "nose" anymore. Do you think he takes it off before he goes to bed every night and soaks it in a cup of Fixodent to keep it looking gleaming white?
That wig isn't a wig anymore. He's worn it so long that it's grown roots and taken up permanent residence on his head. That's why Ty Ty rotates her wigs.
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Holy shit what happened to Jacko? He used to be so normal (30+ years ago). Being nuts would do that to you I guess. Or his crazy ass family fucked him up.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Bondagebarbie on October 24, 2008 - 12:33pm.
I think he looks hot and anyone that can dance and move like him can't be shabby with the nookie.I would like to take him for a test drive.
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*faints*
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*wakes up Kdracofan just to share suicide potion*
*dies*
If you're wondering what they mean by cutting off the nose to spite the face, take a look at the main pic. He must have heard the Jonas Brothers were in town. Better hurry up before the youngest one gets legal.
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Not impressed, he doesn't eat that much. Everytime I see him I fee l sorry for the guy. I keep thinking if he had a positive influence somewhere he wouldn't be like this.
He keeps holding that damn nose on in these pics... Let it go Mike! Just let it go!
I wonder if Jacko has "beat it" to any underage boys recently :)
Whatever his misdeeds might be...it all started somewhere. Younger people read about his life...he had no childhood. Not excusing him IF he did mistreat any child. But one thing remains and is very sad....this is one of the most talented people who ever lived, and his life is a sad, used up sideshow now. There is no one performing today with half his talent. But sadly that came with a price.
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He looks quite a bit more normal than usual. Real pants this time.
I thought his accountants banned him from shopping.
freakophile.
He scares the fuck out of me, looks like he has dried up loads on his pants. Ewwwweeeee
I bet you that nose is hooked to those sunglasses, like the moustached disguise ones. It's probably a horror show underneath. I'm guessing gaping hole.
Submitted by loozer on October 24, 2008 - 10:23am.
It would be scary if Keith Richards opened the door too.
I know! If he makes any noise that sounds like "candy," just say No.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
Ugh. His poor, poor face. His face should sue his ass.
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michael looks good and healthy too...
this is a pretty normal outfit for him too!!!
the best artist ever..........
Ooh Skinny Jeans, they suit him, I think he looks cool, I like his style. However he is very thin bless him.
Bondagebarbie on October 24, 2008 - 12:33pm.
I think he looks hot and anyone that can dance and move like him can't be shabby with the nookie.I would like to take him for a test drive.
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*faints*
he has corpse hands & how in the hell is he soooo white??!! the pastiness of his wrists can rival kelly osbourne or dita von teese. that is so odd.
his skin disease, vitiligo would give uneven skin tone, not just all white.
do you think he bleaches his no no hole too?
His wig looks a hell of a lot more natural than Kim's (Real Atlanta Ho) does.
I think he looks hot and anyone that can dance and move like him can't be shabby with the nookie.I would like to take him for a test drive.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@ justice
Absolutely, he could do so much better than lip-synching, talentless Britney. I believe he's too scared people couldn't like his new album. I've read Akon and others have already recorded a lot of material together with him.
But look at Axl Rose..., he's talented as well and didn't release his album for 10 years. What a tragedy!
He's looking good...
Any store or cashier who doesn't demand cash from this deadbeat are out of their minds. I don't care if it's a Tab and a pack of CornNuts, Ms. Jackson famously doesn't pay later.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 10:47am.
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Did he really snort his father's ashes? I thought he said later he was kidding. ewwww
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Looks like he didn't wash his hands after putting on his makeup. You know how it gets all in the wrinkle cracks in your hand..
where are Nick and Kevin, oh wait its Michael Jackson...
Shouldn't this pedophile be in prison somewhere? His bankruptcy and career meltdown, while satisfying, is nowhere near what this criminal deserves.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 24, 2008 - 10:29am.
I'd take Keith Richards over him *anyday* The most notorious thing he's done lately is fall out of a coconut tree.
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Joe, the only notorious thing Keith has done os snort his father's ashes. I think Keith is disgusting, Jacko is mental.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Mike..... why did you throw it all away!!
I still believe that if he just went all out he could come up with something spectacular and call it a day. If a fucking no talent joke like Britney can release absolute shit with such consistency.. sure Micky-boy.. you have a fairly good shot.
Anyway, I thought he was broke?? The last thing he should be doing is looking for antique furniture.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 10:29am.
How come his fingernails are brown?
haters. do you really want to know?!?!?! LOL
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That's some straight up "Joe Dirt" wig action.
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Talk about celebrating PRE halloween!
BOO!!!
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i guess he gave up just like britney a year or so ago (although she's back on track) dude looks like he needs a bath and a change of clothes. those stains look suspicious! plus the weave...oh my freaking god! that weave hasn't seen a comb in 2 weeks. the lipstick isn't doing him any favors either. dear god in heaven! :|
How come his fingernails are brown?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I'd take Keith Richards over him *anyday* The most notorious thing he's done lately is fall out of a coconut tree.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 10:27am.
He sickens me.
I loved him so much.....what a fucking huge disappointment he turned out to be.
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I'm having nightmares tonight after seeing these pics...yikes
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
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He sickens me.
I loved him so much.....what a fucking huge disappointment he turned out to be.
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
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Hekki on October 24, 2008 - 10:15am
agree 100%
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Submitted by loozer on October 24, 2008 - 10:23am.
Sheeps, Knuckles:
It would be scary if Keith Richards opened the door too.
Yeah but Keith is nearly 70 and has been partying his ass off and smoking like a chimney for nearly 50 years!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Sheeps, Knuckles:
It would be scary if Keith Richards opened the door too.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
I thought he was dead ass broke.
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Submitted by Silvara0428: "I would enjoy knowing what is "really" wrong with this guy."
You and me both! I think it's multiple and compounded. He is batshit crazy. There is no way he is going to get help or get better. He is going to his grave a tortured soul. Sad, really.
El Cucuy.. ha ha ha... haven't heard that in a loooong time..
Submitted by The C word on October 24, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 24, 2008 - 9:58am.
do you think he's white all over?
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Bwahahaha! I spit Jesus juice all over my computer.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 24, 2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling: "Dam I never realized how WHITE he is!!! Look at his hands they are all kinds of weird."
You beat me to it. I wonder, though... Is it really possible to bleach the whole body, though? I guess it is, if they have Porcelana and anal bleaching and stuff. How toxic that must be to do to your whole body.
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He 'powders' because you can see the powder marks in his creases and around his fingernails. His face is so banged up. He was a handsome black man and now? He's a freakish white girl. Bleh.
Get those kiddie touchin' fingers away! You never know who they've been. Such a shame what he did to his face. It's just not right. MJ should be growing old gracefully and crooning us to sleep with love songs now.
FUCK. He wrote Thriller.
I would enjoy knowing what is "really" wrong with this guy.
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on October 24, 2008 - 10:02am.
Imagine you're a 10-year-old kid on trick-or-treating and Michael Jackson opens the door. The stuff of nightmares.
Especially if he invites you in to see his petting zoo.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
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Imagine you're a 10-year-old kid on trick-or-treating and Michael Jackson opens the door. The stuff of nightmares.