Friday, October 24th 2008
The Jacko Emerges!
Pour me a cup of piping hot Jesus Juice, Jacko is out of his oxygen tank and ready to party! Teri Hatcher's sexy twin invaded Phoebe Price Blvd. (aka Robertson Blvd.) yesterday for a little antique furniture shopping. There's a reason why the most beautifulest white lady in pop music wears a mask all the time. I think it's because the mask keeps his clip-on nose from falling off. I don't even think if we can technically call it a "nose" anymore. Do you think he takes it off before he goes to bed every night and soaks it in a cup of Fixodent to keep it looking gleaming white?
That wig isn't a wig anymore. He's worn it so long that it's grown roots and taken up permanent residence on his head. That's why Ty Ty rotates her wigs.
Wenn
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 24, 2008 - 9:58am.
do you think he's white all over?
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Macauley Culkin told me to tell you "Yes".
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Is he manorexic?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by Otter Pop on October 24, 2008 - 9:39am.
Yeah, I'm going to dress like him for my work Halloween party.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
"Darkness Falls Across The Land, The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand.
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Yours Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell, And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell."
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
do you think he's white all over?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling: "Dam I never realized how WHITE he is!!! Look at his hands they are all kinds of weird."
You beat me to it. I wonder, though... Is it really possible to bleach the whole body, though? I guess it is, if they have Porcelana and anal bleaching and stuff. How toxic that must be to do to your whole body.
He still can't erase the fact that he was born blach, though. It's sad that he hates that part of him so much.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 24, 2008 - 9:48am.
Can you imagine this bicth
...there it goes
Dam I never realized how WHITE he is!!! Look at his hands they are all kinds of weird.
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Obligatory "Dear God what is that thing?" (unintentional Princess Bride reference! Self high-five!)
With that said, he looks good for being as FUBAR as he is. I heard that he was practically paralyzed from depression. I'm glad to see a smile on his face.
**where are we and why are we in this basket?**
Can you imagine this bicth sneezing?! That shitty nose would fly like there's no tomorrow.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
AAAHHH! I thought we all agreed those scary girlface masks from yesterday are too creepy! Why are you showing them again?
Oh, wait...that's Phoebe. My bad!
I can't believe the way he looks. I was about 14 when the Thriller ablum came out and I had the mother of all crushes on Michael Jackson. Which is really weird because I'm white and have never been attracted to black men. But,oh Jesus, he was fine looking then with his skin still dark and a reasonable looking nose and face. Holy Mary, what the Apostle Paul, you have to have a major psycological problem to purposefully disfigure youself like that. How sick. He will go down in history as the #1 most talented and gifted entertainer who completely went out in flames.
Submitted by Sensimina on October 24, 2008 - 9:40am.
I think it is a new shade of lipstick...it's more of an earth tone...sort of. His usual shade is Courtney Love Red Mess or some shit.
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It does look a little less red....more Rotten Peach or Endangered Coral.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
God I miss the old Michael! I saw that bitch on his Bad tour, and was blown away by his showmanship! He will never ever be the same, which is a fucking shame.
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
His pants are oddly stained. He probably had a kid on his lap eating ice cream.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
I prefer to remember the J5 Michael or Off The Wall/Thriller era. It is Friday, time to party!
Dance and Shout, Shake Your Body Down To The Ground!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
oh man, what a mess!
It's too early in the morning to look at El Cucuy MK.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
I think it is a new shade of lipstick...it's more of an earth tone...sort of. His usual shade is Courtney Love Red Mess or some shit.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
My 7 year old is a "Weird Al" fan. After watching Fat on You Tube, we watched Bad so he could see what was being parodied. When he saw Michael Jackson for the first time he shouted in shock "It's a woman!".
Best Halloween costume by far.
I wish he'd find a new shade of lipstick.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.