Say Cheetooooos!
The little Cheetoling who could brought her youngins' to the punkin' yard (that's how she says it) yesterday for some kind of photo-op. You know, to show us that once again she's perfectly fine, because non-crazy people can be around giant pumpkins without losing their minds. Although, I doubt she knew those were pumpkins when she first got there.
I bet that when they drove up, Brit Brit's eyes widened at all the huge balls of Cheetos everywhere. She had to pinch herself. She ran through the patch like...well...like Brit Brit in a Cheeto patch. She screamed, "Look at all these tremenjus balls of Cheetos! Is we in hevvins?!!!" She learned the awful truth when she tried to bite into one. When Brit Brit's heart breaks, a bag of Cheetos doesn't make it past the production line.
Everyone's posting about the pacifier but dudes, I'm surprised it's not a Cheeto they have to suck on. When it comes to Hillbillies, we should be grateful when anything isn't ghetto rigged. I guess the fact remains that he'd be too old for his cheeto, too.
He has a binky because he has no Mamma.That is a security blanket to him.Poor baby.
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
$20 bucks for a pumpkin??? That is fucking outrageous!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Her kids are cute. I wonder when Brit will get them back. You know so the kids can eat junk all day and nanny can watch them.
Brit Brit picks a nose goblin.
http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/britney-spears-pumpkin-nose-picker
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
How horribly sad that these two little guys don't even get their mother's full attention on the rare occasion she is trusted to take them out. NO ONE needs a "nanny" to take two little boys to the pumpkin patch. These poor fellows will be as screwed up as their poor daft mother.
~ If you have men who will exclude any of god's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men. ~ St. Francis of Assisi
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go wh
okay I was just about to type that....
that kid is a bit old for a binky! damn, even Suri is like "I quit that bitch last year"
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Why is the younger one still sucking on a pacifier? Isn't he a little too old for that?
I liked the other nanny better. She looked like a real person.
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Why does she only hold the "special" kid and not the older one?
That nanny looks like a meth mouth. Must be a relative she brought with her from the "country".
DAE - you see her doing that shit because she has x17 on speedial.
K-Fred seems to genuinly want to keep the kids AWAY from the media
I for one do not understand her popularity or her music, but I am a reasonable person. I don't think she is "pimping" out her kids bc the all of Hollywood would be closed down. She isn't the only celeb that went to that pumpkin patch. I think what she is doing is normal...being a mother and getting better.
Britney's music and again why she is so damn popular no.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Guess who just started the war back up =)) Fucking priceless.
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It's not a war. A winner won ages ago, it's just some thick people bashing their heads againt a wall and calling it a "war"
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
@Mix Well,
Wait, you're saying that it's because i'm Christina fan that I hate Unfitney? I don't hate Unfitney because I like Christina. I hate Unfitney Unfitney because she's a good for nothing waste of skin & crap mother.
You don'ty have to take my word for it, you can google the pics of her arriving, carrying Max in her arms. I know Christina looks after Max, because, like one poster here said (I forgot the name, sorry!) Max looks cared for & loved and Unfitney's don't.
I'm confident Christina is a good mom well because, in the 9 months Max has been here, she hasn't had a "mommy mistake's" - the same can't be said for Unfitney oh and of course Christina has CUSTORDY of her son, again the same can't be said for Unfitney.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Guess who just started the war back up =)) Fucking priceless.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
the Xtina/Shitney flame war is over. really. someone should tell dopey ass agtwatlera fan.
as far as the fat trannie being in abu dhabi, no shit. i know where she technically. if you say bat baby is over there, i'll take your word for it, because you are a lunatic, but if you think that whore is giving him an ounce of attention, you're insane, oh wait. nevermind. that trannie cow is too busy flashing the world those new udders and being pickled 24/7 to give a baby time.
@M.E,
I feel so sad for her boys. Yeah they're able to go to really good schools & shit but they've got a mother who sees them a moving props & K - Fed as a dad. Well at least K-Fed seems to be good for them, funny how we see Unfitney taking them to school/picking them up & never K-Fed
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
DAE: pretending to care is essential to her "comeback" LOL
Comeback=I am running out of dinero
Bitch needs to unplug from the cell, it makes her seem a bit uninvolved.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
@ angel,
I don't blame him!!!
@iHeartHaters,
I know, poor kid. I don't get why Unfit feels the need to pretend. Well all know she's shit mom, she just needs to admit & stay the fuck out the boys lifes.
@ Mix Well,
LMFAO!! Thanks for that, I needed a laugh! Christina is currently working in Abu Dhabi (look it up on a map) Jordan & Max are with her. She's been there almost a week & been seen at a club...once. She's such a drunk!!!!!! lmao Fat? She's fat? No wonder so many young women have ED's! Normal weight does not = "fat". I think you need to see a doc.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Jordan Miller needs to get off his ass & post something so his kiddy fanbase has something to read, rather than them coming here to start a Xtina/Shitney flame war. Psst:1999 is over.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
angel - I'll go peek at the pigs site every now and again just to see what else he's stolen from MK, but I don't post nor really read any of his drival.
This is my home. LOL.
DAE - that first picture is heartbreaking. JJ is reaching for whoever it was that just gave him to Shitters for that photo op.
*sniffs*
I feel so bad for those two babies.
angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by M.E. on October 24, 2008 - 2:40pm.
iHeart - Perez is stealing MK's signature remarks and words too. I noticed something yesterday, but can't remember right now. It actually really pissed me off.
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Actually, I'd noticed it ages ago and I'm so passive-aggressive like that I didn't even realize - that's when I stopped going altogether. It was like - well, why be reading fake MK when I can read real MK? I go to TMZ now and then just to see what else is happening. And because they are the least annoying place I can think to go.
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I can't stand that boring fatso
and angel: i check tmz here and there
but i spend most of my time (while at work) on D with you funny whores :)
please. where is that fat trannie whore xtina? at home playing mommy? fraid not. she is no better mother than britney.
drunk trannie ass out all night. bitch please.
AHAHAHA Angel, great minds!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Holy crap Dae that first pic says it all>>
http://www.britneyres.com/displayimage.php?album=3190&pos=0&pos=0
Looks like poor JJ is reaching for his real mommy, the nanny. That kid is always miserable around Shitshit.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 24, 2008 - 2:46pm.
If this doesn't prove that she's only doing for the press, I don't what will.
Some of new candids have been posted in BH's gallery. Under "Photoshoots"!!!
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LOL! The first thumb says it all: JJ is totally quitting this bitch.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 2:37pm.
AHAHAHA Dae! Amen sista. Those fucktards need to skippy on back to breatheheavy. I took a gander at that site recently and the webmaster is ripping lines from Michal K left and right. Oh except he can't pull it off like MK does
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A lot of people do. It's because they're not witty/smart/funny enough to come up with their own shit.
I'm tryig to stay away from BH at the min, Jordan, the owner is desprately trying to start drama with Unfitney/Christina fans. It's fucking annoying.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Submitted by M.E. on October 24, 2008 - 2:40pm.
iHeart - Perez is stealing MK's signature remarks and words too. I noticed something yesterday, but can't remember right now. It actually really pissed me off.
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Actually, I'd noticed it ages ago and I'm so passive-aggressive like that I didn't even realize - that's when I stopped going altogether. It was like - well, why be reading fake MK when I can read real MK? I go to TMZ now and then just to see what else is happening. And because they are the least annoying place I can think to go.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
If this doesn't prove that she's only doing for the press, I don't what will.
Some of new candids have been posted in BH's gallery. Under "Photoshoots"!!!
http://www.britneyres.com/thumbnails.php?album=3190
Futher proof? Take a look at this picture...if this pic doesn't scream "Look at me, look at ME!!! I'm only doing this for the money!!"...you're a brainless wanker with an IQ of -1.
http://www.britneyres.com/displayimage.php?album=3190&pos=0
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 24, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Somebody get that pacifier out of the kids mouth,ugh...
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I say: since his mommy is a zombie (so much worse than being gone) let him keep it. He may hurt less people in his life for it.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Ugg M.E. I haven't read fatass's site for months. Nothing surprises me with him though. Perez steals from everyone. I have a new slogan for MK immitators:
Just cause you gay
don't try to impersonate MK
Them sloppy fucks need to invent their own caca.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
iHeart - Perez is stealing MK's signature remarks and words too. I noticed something yesterday, but can't remember right now. It actually really pissed me off.
AHAHAHA Dae! Amen sista. Those fucktards need to skippy on back to breatheheavy. I took a gander at that site recently and the webmaster is ripping lines from Michal K left and right. Oh except he can't pull it off like MK does.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
SHe ignores the kids & lets the nanny dress them. That's the REAL timesaver.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on October 24, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I don't understand why people hate her so much. It's not her fault she's crazy.
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Thw whore is not crazy, she's narcissistic, learn the difference.
It's not her fault? It's not her fault she a crap, self centred, nasty, disgusting, vile, waste of air? Oh please.
She ONLY cares about herself and if wasn't for the fact that her little mistakes get her loads of press, she'd probably wouldn't bother - or go to this much effort to be seen with them. It makes her look good, like she's normal & "on the mend".
I pity anyone that falls for the sluts "I'm betta y'all, i'm a good momma!" bullshit. Dumb motherfuckers.
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Submitted by soforlaters on October 24, 2008 - 1:30pm.
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How the fuck is dressing your kids like twins a time saver? Jesus fucking Christ!!! It doesn't take any less time to dress two kids in the same fucking outfit, than it does to dress them in different outfits.
God damn fucking Britards! ARHGHGHGHG!!!!!
They have the fucking mentallity of a gnat.
I wonder what shes dressing the boys up as for halloween.
haha one should go as adnan and the other sam lufti.
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
I think its really sweet she "remembered" she has kids.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 24, 2008 - 1:04pm.
**Sigh**
You guys remember around this time last year when the crazazy train was going full force, Shitney had those plastic "punkins" on her dashboard?
Good times...
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Fuck yes girl that was the brightest part of last year! Where are you CityBarbie!??
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She sees her children for like five minutes a day. you think she'd turn off the mobile. Britney is just never going to get it right. I don't know what the hayseed is wrong with that girl.
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Once again this spoiled, selfish cunt is using her kids for her "Lookit me Y'all!" parade. "Ahm a good Momma!" Swamp whore.
The only reason we're seeing Twatface with her victims...er.. children is because she has an album and televised birthday party to promote.
my brother and i were a year apart and she dressed us like twins...it was a time saver....but brit is doing so much better im happy for her
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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on October 24, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I don't understand why people hate her so much. It's not her fault she's crazy.
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Alot of her "crazy" was self inflicted. She really lost it when her man left her because she is a spoiled bitch who is used to getting her own way.
Now that she's "better" why didn't fight for her children? She will always be a spoiled, crazy bitch only before, she looked good. Now she looks like a Womprat.
Put kids in a pumpkin patch and they usually run around. These poor kids look like they are ready for a nap.
I don't understand why people hate her so much. It's not her fault she's crazy. Her kids are cute but they do look like Jesse's twins from Full House whoever said that.
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more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
iheart,
That's right! The Punkinmobile!!! lmao
M.E.
You crack me up. I hate this swamp whore too
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
**Sigh**
You guys remember around this time last year when the crazazy train was going full force, Shitney had those plastic "punkins" on her dashboard?
Good times...
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Why the hell are those boys dressed up like twinsies?
Hey, stupid twat, they're NOT TWINS, they are a year apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking swamp whore.
Submitted by M.E. on October 24, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Someone needs to kick her in the cunt.
Where oh where is the pumpkin mobile??
Shit, I can't believe it's already been a year since all that shit.
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Same here girl. I am so weepy for Crazy Shitshit circa 2007, the PunkinMobile, nighttime romps at Rite Aid with Ali, multiple courtdates, Adnuts & Osama, even CB posts. I never appreciated Comingback while we had him. Bless your soul CB - you filled a void...good times my friend, good times. *sobbing again*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?