Say Cheetooooos!
The little Cheetoling who could brought her youngins' to the punkin' yard (that's how she says it) yesterday for some kind of photo-op. You know, to show us that once again she's perfectly fine, because non-crazy people can be around giant pumpkins without losing their minds. Although, I doubt she knew those were pumpkins when she first got there.
I bet that when they drove up, Brit Brit's eyes widened at all the huge balls of Cheetos everywhere. She had to pinch herself. She ran through the patch like...well...like Brit Brit in a Cheeto patch. She screamed, "Look at all these tremenjus balls of Cheetos! Is we in hevvins?!!!" She learned the awful truth when she tried to bite into one. When Brit Brit's heart breaks, a bag of Cheetos doesn't make it past the production line.
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Somebody get that pacifier out of the kids mouth,ugh...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Someone needs to kick her in the cunt.
Where oh where is the pumpkin mobile??
Shit, I can't believe it's already been a year since all that shit.
PS. Somebody was right. Those shoes ARE the new Boot Moves.
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So. She finally gets to do something fun with her kids and she spend her time on the phone? and smiling (grimacing) for the cameras, of course! I would be SO rich if I had her priorities!
I'm going to study up on Britney so I can get rich. My daughter's not even famous so who cares if she becomes a joyous and valuable part of society? I mean - really. Priorities. I don't even know what I was thinking spending all that time talking to her and playing with her. What a waste!
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Submitted by Curiosity_Kille... on October 24, 2008 - 11:51am.
She's probably on the phone with KFed...
"Now remind me again, which one is which? Big'un equals SPF and little'um equals JJ? Amirite?"
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Fucking cuntrag! GET OFF YOUR GODDAMNED CELLPHONE!!!!
Jesus, she gets to see her kids, what? 3x a week and instead of devoting an entire hour all to them at the pumpkin patch (which kids LOVE) she's too busy yapping on her cell.
STUPID WHORE!
I can't wait for the day SPF and JJ file court papers to get "divorced" from their mother.
AHAHAHAHAAA DAE!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I upset. All those pumpkins and she didn't manage to trip over and break her neck. Shame.
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She's probably on the phone with KFed...
"Now remind me again, which one is which? Big'un equals SPF and little'um equals JJ? Amirite?"
Oh yeah and that would piss me the fuck off, them writing all huge like that all over my pumpkin! The place I got mine from writes the price really small on the underside of the pumpkin(for the big ones). The tiny pumpkins they just gather together and put them under a sign that says $1 or $2. Hmmph, Sharpie-ing up a pumpkin...that's Halloween Blasphemy!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hopefully it means they are just 20-pounders. But I can definitely believe a place in Whoreywood charging 20 bucks for a pumpkin.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
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If you were selling to spoild celebretards, wouldn't you make them some outrageous amount!?!
I would!
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Please tell me that big 20 doesn't mean those pumpkins are $20 each? Seriously?
Jayden should've made a run for it.
At least SP looks well-adjusted. If I was Kevin, I'd never let this chick around my children - EVER!!!
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Posing for pictures in the Pumpkin patch.
Tim Burton can't even dream up this kind of nightmare.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Shitney, you don't get all that much time w/ your kids. GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE! PAY ATTENTION TO THEM! Remember the boo-boos you love so much?
I know I was thinking the exact same thing! She holds Jayden so someone can take a pic then puts him down and lets the nanny pay attention to them.
LOL MP punkinizah
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Okay I'll admit that Brit still has a touch of the crazies, but I am not in the mood to rip the celebs to shreds today. I have my rose-colored glasses on and my fangs are retracted.
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1) Yes, breaking your child of the paci can be a nightmare. We finally got our son to only at bedtime at about 2, but then we took a long plane trip. I let him use it to relieve the pressure in his ears & because we flew at night. Like an alcoholic or a drug addict, it just took that 1 time & he was hooked again. We don't have one pic of him w/o it in his mouth. We were staying w/ my grandma or I would've toughed it out then, but I didn't want to disturb her. When we got back home, he went cold turkey.
2) Shitney, you don't get all that much time w/ your kids. GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE! PAY ATTENTION TO THEM! Remember the boo-boos you love so much?
3) Who the fuck wears heels to a damned punkin' yard?
4) Good morning, Snowy, Missy, kdracofan, c the h, et. al.!
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 10:34am.
Hey kdracofan! I went back and found your post. Thanks, and bowchicka bow to you too! LOL!
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Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 10:43am.
Banayna,
My sister had to keep a paci on hand for my nephew at "bed time" but he would have them stashed through out the house! Everytime she would throw one away he would appear with another one! It was like magic!
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ok that's the cutest story
it make me giggle
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 24, 2008 - 10:26am
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Sorry for your loss. I'm sure you loved him dearly. My dad's 87 and is a real hell on wheels in his motorized scooter. He's terrorizing the whole rest home. But then again, he survived the Bataan Deatch March where the Japs made him walk continuously, without stop or food, for 7 days, day and night. He has told me many times over the years, "If I can get through that, I can get through anything." He watched his friends get squashed by tanks and and point blank get shot and stabbed to death by the Japs along the march. He carried a man on his back for an entire day of marching when that man could not longer walk. Sorry for the rant, but people today get so upset over their little inconvienences. People have no idea whatsoever of the extreme physical suffering people have gone thru in the past, especially for the freedom of the country you enjoy today.
Parents just have to be strong and not give in...this is extremely difficult.
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Can't fault the kids. Their ma is a total retard and the only thing that qualifies her as a 'mother' is the fact that she has a uterus.
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Ok, maybe I'm being picky and I wouldn't normally rag on moms on their cell phones while out with their kids, but this ho spends very little time with her boys as it is!!
Turn off your phone, b!tch!!
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I'm not sure how old Jayden is...but all kids are different and have a hard time letting go of the paci. My son was 2 years old when I pried it away from him and we suffered a hellish 3 days but it was worth it in the end. Parents just have to be strong and not give in...this is extremely difficult.
Deb: Re the pacifier... The only way we got my daughter completely off the pacifier was when she went to pre-school at 2.5. Some of the kids in her class were die-hard paci addicts and the school got them off within a month. It's hard for parents to do.
a 2 year old and a pacfifier...hm, i guess i can't blame JJ. don't ask why ;/
aren't brit's boys two dolls? they're beautiful!
Banayna,
My sister had to keep a paci on hand for my nephew at "bed time" but he would have them stashed through out the house! Everytime she would throw one away he would appear with another one! It was like magic!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
"Yes, Brit, this really is where the magic happens, where they make cheetos. They don't add the cheese flavor until they make them smaller and put them in the bags."
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MK - you are so funny!! : )
Those dang shoes again. I sware this girl just can't let go of the oldies. I guess it's good she hasn't worn the boots in a while, but these things are just as ugly and annoying. Come on Brit, go shoe shopping!
Submitted by Deb on October 24, 2008 - 10:14am.
I'm not a mom, so could you mom's tell me if a kid should have a pacifier at Jayden's age?
My little Benji Madden still uses his....;P
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My son's two and still has a pacifier, it's a tough habit to break.
What adorable little boys. I'm glad she has her act together for their sake. That must be sad for kids that young not living with their mother.
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at Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 10:26am.
HAHAHAHA....that's right Invisible Heels Posh and The Empress of Lucite wouldn't be caught dead without their crazy heels on.
Here's to Zapatos Marrones del Muerte!!!!
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those are the brown shoes, right? and her outfit is all black. also, those shoes look really stupid with jeans also she doesn't look as in shape as she did in that video of the dance rehersal the other day
what? MK didn't tell us to say something nice!
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Personally I suspect Jayden only uses the pacifier when his mawmaw is around. Only time he needs the anxiety relief.
Who woulda thunk a year ago that Britney would have a number one single, multiple VMAs, have the kids dressed cute and herself look normal?
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Let's take a closer look at that:
1)number one single- JOKE!
2)multiple VMAs- Another JOKE, to get the cash cow going again.
3)kids dressed cute- NANNY.
4)herself look normal- NANNY.
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*waving at Deb* I had left you a comment on the 'mervins' thread - not sure if you read it
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those boys are so cute
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Submitted by loozer on October 24, 2008 - 10:31am.
Not so fast, loozer! The conservatorship ends on New Year's. I think Shitney's crazy train will be back on track in '09.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 24, 2008 - 10:28am.
Who on the phone is more important than interacting with the kids she rarely sees?
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Adnan?
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Shitney on the phone:
"Ah know, ah know...hold it one of them kids is hollerin' at me, let me pick hiiim up, nah don't call me laterz, I wanna talks"
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Maggie Simpson has been sucking on a pacifier for twenty years! Bad Marge!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Shit Shit ain't gone never be cured, ya'll, cuz Jamie cain't git her to stop 'sessen ova her dang shoes! Yew has to substitoot one dang 'sessen fo' 'nother!
Who woulda thunk a year ago that Britney would have a number one single, multiple VMAs, have the kids dressed cute and herself look normal?
I think the Brit Brit train is back on track and we are going to have to concentrate on another runaway train. All aboard the Wino Express, The Lohan Locomotive will be here shortly.
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LMAO "pitcher"
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
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Who on the phone is more important than interacting with the kids she rarely sees?
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1)Chester Cheeto
2)Her meth dealer
3)More paparazzi ("where you ats? I'm wif my chillen's, git ova heah and take mah pitcher!")
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Submitted by Oxygen on October 24, 2008 - 10:24am.
Who wears pumps to a pumpkin patch????
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The Empress of Lucite LOL :P
Hey can we officially dub these shoes the Brown Pumps of Death? Zapatos Marrones del Muerte?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
my late father in law was a dentist and he would have had a shit fit if I let my kids have a pacifier once they were weaned from the breast...
brittney sucks.
I heart pumpkins.
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