Say Cheetooooos!
The little Cheetoling who could brought her youngins' to the punkin' yard (that's how she says it) yesterday for some kind of photo-op. You know, to show us that once again she's perfectly fine, because non-crazy people can be around giant pumpkins without losing their minds. Although, I doubt she knew those were pumpkins when she first got there.
I bet that when they drove up, Brit Brit's eyes widened at all the huge balls of Cheetos everywhere. She had to pinch herself. She ran through the patch like...well...like Brit Brit in a Cheeto patch. She screamed, "Look at all these tremenjus balls of Cheetos! Is we in hevvins?!!!" She learned the awful truth when she tried to bite into one. When Brit Brit's heart breaks, a bag of Cheetos doesn't make it past the production line.
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She is wearing pumps cuz that is what she was wearing when the PR whores told her to go brab the kids and head on over the punkin patch, the paps are there. Hurry!
Missy, LOL, MK's Shitney talk "trmenjus"
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Submitted by Oxygen on October 24, 2008 - 10:24am.
Who wears pumps to a pumpkin patch????
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well Posh of course
maybe Britney thought they said "pumps"kin patch?
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Thanks for the feedback, moms. I find it so sad that even during a photo-op, Shitney refuses to be "present" with the kids. Who on the phone is more important than interacting with the kids she rarely sees?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
hahahahaha, I love MK's "Brit-speak"
"Is we in hevvins?!!!"
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Who wears pumps to a pumpkin patch????
Her sons are very cute. I hope they don't end up on some psych's couch telling him how much they hate the color orange.
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I think it is fine that JJ still uses a paci, but he shouldn't have it all the time- just for sleeping...
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
The kids a def. cute!
And I agree about Suri. That kid's scary to look at...cute, but there's something Damian-esque about her
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
JJ is absolutely miserable looking, as per ususal. Can this cunt ever spend time with her kids without a GD phone in her giant dumbo ear??
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I think the boys are adorable. With those haircuts, they look like Uncle Jesse's twins on Full House: http://home.online.no/~sperande/images/Twins_8.jpg
Good morning hobags! LOL
Ugh. That kid's always crying when she's around. And can't she put the phone down when she's with the kids? Obviously a photo op. This cunt annoys me
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Submitted by Deb on October 24, 2008 - 10:14am.
I'm not a mom, so could you mom's tell me if a kid should have a pacifier at Jayden's age?
My son is a month younger and he still uses his pacifier when he goes to sleep...my 2 oldest had them until they were almost 4, my 3rd didn't take one at all...it all depends on the kid
How tall is that ugly fat bitch next to her? 4' 11"?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 10:16am.
Sugaroo, I hate those shoes too. Someone must have burned "the" boots, so these are her "comfort shoes"...
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Proving yet again that daddy's conservatorship needs werk, y'all! My daddy would tackle me before he'd let me out the house wearing those hodkickers!
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Submitted by Deb on October 24, 2008 - 10:14am.
I'm not a mom, so could you mom's tell me if a kid should have a pacifier at Jayden's age?
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NO. A child his age definitely should not have a binky! My daughter sucked her fingers from birth until she was 3 though and I couldn't take 'those' away and she needed braces and a palate expander because of it. At least with a pacifier you have the choice to take it away. :\
Submitted by Deb on October 24, 2008 - 10:14am.
I'm not a mom, so could you mom's tell me if a kid should have a pacifier at Jayden's age?
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No, that should have been gone by now. I wish someone would stick a giant one in HER mouth though, with super glue.
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Submitted by Deb on October 24, 2008 - 10:14am.
I'm not a mom, so could you mom's tell me if a kid should have a pacifier at Jayden's age?
I say no. It's soothing to infants, but a toddler really doesn't need one. It brings dental problems and germs, also.
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Sugaroo, I hate those shoes too. Someone must have burned "the" boots, so these are her "comfort shoes"...
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
Can this cunt do anything without turning it into a photo session with the paps?
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I wonder what medication she's on...
Those poor tots are just props in Britney Comeback Extravaganza 2008.
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Nice memaw pumps, Brit. What'd you do? Rip them off some old bag?
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
You want to know what is really funny? I wouldn't recognize a Britney Spears song if Jimmy Page's Les Paul smashed my head in. I think she sang something about a girl being a women, or a women not quit being a girl, or something like that. Fuck, pass the bong.
I'm not a mom, so could you mom's tell me if a kid should have a pacifier at Jayden's age?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I want Britney to take the pacifier from JJ now.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 10:11am.
Submitted by megalomart on October 24, 2008 - 10:09am.
I want to know why she has 2 cell phones.
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One for the people in her head and the other one for her mother and everyone else. Just a wild guess.
of COURSE she went to Mr Bones on Doheny, because she KNEW the paps would be there.
Photo op.
If she really cared about those boys, she wouldn't be going on tour again in December.
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
-Maroon 5 "Harder To Breathe"
The girl holding SPF looks like a gremlin. In that photo, at least.
And the kids look normal and cute. *sigh of relief*
The brown pumps have replaced the brown boots.
I clicked on the one thumbnail which seemed to show Shitney actually embracing Jayden, then realized she's on the phone! Dig Jayden's body language here.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by will.i.am on October 24, 2008 - 10:04am.
The word Cheetos is really starting to exaughst me.
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I have to admit that MK and Britney have ruined Cheetos for me forever but my thighs are thinner for it and my fingertips and fingernails aren't that icky shade of orange any longer.
A Chester Cheetah punkin' would be purdy cool though!
Submitted by megalomart on October 24, 2008 - 10:09am.
I want to know why she has 2 cell phones.
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One to lose/throw/break and a spare.
NOT IMPRESSED!
I was thinking the same thing! Say what you will about this waste of space Britney, but her kids look happy and normal. Suri is pure evil.
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who could she be talking to? or is she pulling a Paris? I wonder what Wade Robson's wife thinks?
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Her boys are very cute. The look normal and active, unlike Suri.
It IS weird how she never hold Sean Preston, though. I bet she favors JJ.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I want to know why she has 2 cell phones.
Even her nanny is learning to mug for the cameras.
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Pink bra has replaced pink wig....she looks good though.
And the kiddies are cute.
LOL @ Cheeto balls...
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
This is bad, but I'm trying to see if the little one has a smooth philtrum and weird ears (FAS face).
Britney is like a divorced dad. She can stand to take the kids for fun little trips, but she really has no interest in the day-to-day stuff of their lives. K-Fed better be good to those kids or I'm'a have to kick his ass.
The word Cheetos is really starting to exaughst me.