Friday, October 24th 2008

Guy Ritchie Parties His Troubles Away

Vadge's last victim, Robert Downey Jr. and some old timey bank robber all went out together in London last night. The three of these scallywags are working on that Sherlock Holmes movie shit together. Guy's nuts might be growing back, because he was all smiles and held his head up high as they all made their way to a party at the White Cube Gallery. Guy could be all smiley and shit because he's excited about the open bar he's about to attack. Open bars cure almost any problem!

If you've been shot at by your man, lost your corner on the ho stroll and caught your dog doing wet doody times in your favorite shoes all on the same day....none of that matters if you have an open bar in front of you. It's a beautiful thing. Some people go to church or the crack house to ease the pain, I find an open bar!

Posted by: Michael K


What's up with the lunchbox RDJ?

iHeartHaters's picture

I never noticed what a great smile RDJ has. Jude is a douche imo and Guy looks like ten years younger since leaving the Vadge. I think there must be something to that rumor that Vadge sucks people's souls & life blood from them.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

DeeDee's picture

I don't know what the hell RDJ is wearing, but I'll happily help him remove all his clothes.

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luckycharms's picture

Good for Guy, get the hell away from her. She's the nastiest skank that has ever skanked the entire skank stratosphere.

Clarisse's picture

Now THAT'S how you wear a hat Pitt-Stain!!!!

Pull Jude Law outta that pic (what the hell went wrong there???) and i would follow this pair home in a heartbeat!!!

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kdracofan's picture

PS: Cool crew

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cornpone's picture

RDJr. is stylin in those shoes! He's going to be getting all the pussy between the three of them.

parissucksliterally's picture

to be a fly on the wall for those conversations....

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cuntygolightly's picture

i wonder what would've happened to madonna's ego, had she chosen to listen what guy ritchie's had to say about her looking like a granny, on stage

i wonder if she knows how to read the signs of things...

I wouldn't care if its a gay hazing scheme, Hekki, I want in!!!

JillyPoo's picture

Is it possible to NOT be all smiles when you're hanging out with the hotness that is Robery Downey Jr.?! I don't think so!

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Hekki's picture

I'm sorry, but if I saw three dudes dressed up like that on my night out, I'd assume they were heading for a piano bar. And if they tried to buy me a drink, I'd think it was some kind of gay hazing prank or a bet or something.

Im a Princess's picture

Man, with all the money between the three of them...I'm sure they know how to partaaaay.

cornpone's picture

jude law looks like shit!