HoHan Needs A Job
HoHan was reportedly kicked off of "Ugly Betty," because America Ferrera thinks she smells and didn't want to look at her donkey punched face anymore. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that HoHan doesn't have a job to fall back on. But she does have SamRo's vagina to fall back on, so she might not be hurting that bad.
A source says that HoHan doesn't have any acting roles lined up. She's working on that album thing, but that's it. The source who probably has been huffing some good shit said, “It’s over for Lindsay. She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”
No. No. No. HoHan can't get on "Dancing with the Has-Beens," but the stoop sale of whores Kim Kardashian can? I refuse to believe this. This source person got their info mixed up. HoHan was trying to get ON all the castmembers of "Dancing with the Has-Beens." She doesn't want to be on the show, she wants to be on the dancers, but they aren't into that shit. Even Cloris won't hit that mess.
The source went on to say, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”
She's not filling up her time with indie films, because she's too busy filling herself up with vag barf.
Speaking of vag barf, I've experimented with lady parts in my younger years (junior high school), but I don't think I ever tasted vagina juices before, so I consulted Yahoo Answers to find out what it tastes like. I couldn't really find the answer, but I came across this gem of a question:
Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?
I don't think it will make it tighter, but it will make a refreshing beverage known as vaginamade!
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Blowhole's career was actually over 3 yrs ago but she seemed to be the only one that didn't realize it. It's been downhill since Mean Girls.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I hate her hoarsy voice bleh. Maybe she'll finally go away or go home to her mommy. I bet Samro vag tastes like $.
Welcome to the real world, dumbass. Had any non-celebrity pissed away so many second chances, that person would be living under a bridge by now. And yes, I want fries with that, Bitch.
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buh bye blohan
you have officially fucked yourself
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The war isn't working.
celebs were warning hohan's whory ass to stop being such a whore or she'll risk having a career burn. well, she's getting it right now, sorry hohan, you're such a dumb bitch after all.
Mmmmmm.......vaginamade
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i love vaginamade. hands down.
So sad. Maybe she can get a job as a stripper. But then she's have to wear underwear. Mmm. Nope, no prospects.
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*sends LoHo 40 lemons, 2 gallons of vinegar, 2 cans of Mr Clean and Shauna Sands' plastic surgeon to stitch up the gaps*
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what Lindsay needs to do is shove a bottle of lemon fresh Mr Clean up her chocha! And I really do believe it will fit with room to spare. Plus kill germs. It'll be a tough battle but I have faith in Mr Clean....
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 24, 2008 - 11:50pm.
she'll need the lemon orchard and a gallon or two of vinegar....just to make sure everything is squeaky clean and tight...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 24, 2008 - 11:50pm.
If she keeps that behaviour up she'll need a whole lemon orchard to keep her snatch from swallowing up chairs.
hahahahahaha. So that DOES work!
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
@ sheeps: well hell yeah, lilo was/is very, very good in bed and is double jointed..she works hard for the money...ha! and if lilo needs the cash, she'll be flexible for the next lover...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by letinstar on October 24, 2008 - 11:27pm.
lilo has her other career to fall back on...you know the career where she sold her self out to highest bidder in italy...as i recall, she snagged 3 johns in less than 3 days...
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I remember that! If she keeps that behaviour up she'll need a whole lemon orchard to keep her snatch from swallowing up chairs.
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Letinstar: That Capri trip produced this tell-all by her Italian lover, one of my fav quotes ever: "Lindsay was very, very good [in bed] and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous."
Submitted by toni on October 24, 2008 - 8:49pm.
What happened to Lohan's nose? It's so pointy now, is that from coke, pussy smegma, or bad plastic surgery?
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I'm glad you said that. I am have been wondering for a year now whether Lindsay had her nose done. Now I think yes.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 24, 2008 - 11:32pm.
yes, i believe lilo won the "deep throat" award or something like that...with skills like that, lilo will always have a job...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by letinstar on October 24, 2008 - 11:27pm.
lilo has her other career to fall back on...you know the career where she sold her self out to highest bidder in italy...as i recall, she snagged 3 johns in less than 3 days...
Yes! Classic. In Capri. Didn't they give her some Italian film award?
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
lilo has her other career to fall back on...you know the career where she sold her self out to highest bidder in italy...as i recall, she snagged 3 johns in less than 3 days...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
This woman went out of her way to sabotage her career.
*tries to feel sorry for her*
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yeah that didn't work
oh well, next life don't be a dumb bitch...
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 8:34pm.
*removing lemon wedge from tiger 'giney*...
What? What?
That looked more like an entire lemon.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
What happened to Lohan's nose? It's so pointy now, is that from coke, pussy smegma, or bad plastic surgery?
Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 7:27pm.
More importantly, WHY do you need to make it tighter? Nevermind - I don't wanna know.
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Cuz yo ho ass stretched that shit out ho'in 'round the hood....
*removing lemon wedge from tiger 'giney*...
What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
More importantly, WHY do you need to make it tighter? Nevermind - I don't wanna know.
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Wow you're such a dumb ho that you have to go on Yahoo answers and advertise that your vag is so big you need help from stangers? You know what's sad she's probably 12. Kids these days *shakes head*
I'm going to be a mean bastard and say that the only way she can revive her dead career is to die herself. A tragic car accident or overdose and voila! A star in death. Not that she's done anything impressive but unfortunately when someone famous dies people cling on to their memory and make them bigger than they were.
"She's just stuck right now". Yeah, in a bottle of JD.
I know the girl who posed the question to Yahoo Answers. Her pussy is all puckered up.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
I don't feel sorry for this cunt at all. She had opportunities so many people dream of, and she pissed it all away for a few parties. Like being a movie star with a lifelong career wouldn't guarantee you the best parties for life! But no, I guess doing lines at Pure is more important than, I dunno, working on the very thing that enables you to be the vacuous cunt you are. I hope she disappears up SamRo's cooch, and I then I hope SamRo throws her trifling ass off a cliff. OVER. IT.
I read the title as "Ho Needs a HanJob".
See? Dyslexia CAN be fun!!!
She's a friggin' joke!
She was on Ugly Betty last night, but I guess that's it.
How stupid is this girl? Honestly. She is a non-talented Long Island skank! I'm so glad it's over for her. Has-been at 21. Pitiful.
I just want to say that MJloonies are effing scary!
Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?
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No, but if you soak it in cheap beer you'll be the hit at the next frat party.
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Some seriously funny stuff today!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
don't think it will make it tighter, but it will make a refreshing beverage known as vaginamade!
LMAO!
Just when I think Michael K can't get any funnier he outdoes himself
What about pron Angel I?
I was talking about spitting lugies.
*takes another bong hit*
Im no Jolie ho! She aint right! LOL
*vomits*
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 2:32pm.
The C word!
Oh it wasn't just the beatings!! That was my youngest older brothers specialty...the two older brothers were specialists at mental torture!!!
My brother once made me (at 5 years old) sit through a Dracula movie, then he told me that Dracula was going to come through my window at night!
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Oy. That was my evil step-sister(s) right there. I had two but one went to live with her mom and the other one just moved back and forth according to which parent was offering the best deal.
Always with the taunting. Yeesh.
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My God people are stupid. A tampon dipped in lemon juice to make the twat tighter??? Just fucking exterminate the future generations. Jesus.
It's called KEGALS YOU DUMB TWAT!
@LoLo:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! You make porn with your BROTHER?! NASTY!
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Did I miss an Angelina post????
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Firecrotch better start rehearsing the following phrase: "Would you like fries with that?".
I just cannot bring myself to hate on a kid that had to, in effect, raise herself....
I like her.
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@LoLo:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! You make porn with your BROTHER?! NASTY!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
The C word!
Oh it wasn't just the beatings!! That was my youngest older brothers specialty...the two older brothers were specialists at mental torture!!!
My brother once made me (at 5 years old) sit through a Dracula movie, then he told me that Dracula was going to come through my window at night! I just stopped sleeping with a blankie wrapped around my neck two years ago!!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Ew bam you can have my share of chitlins but the rest sounds deeelish! I loooove vinegar on all my greens:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by bambam on October 24, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Chitlins?? Sheeeeeeiiittt, a plate of chitlins with hot sauce and vinegar with some collards, corn bread and potato salad will make you wanna slap your mama.
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LMFAO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnFkGFfIhNM
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SKANK! where does this bitch get off acting like a DIVA? Bitch! you best be glad that you are even offered any work at all, let alone going on T.V sets where you are a guest...acting like they are lucky you are there...fuck that!!
im glad shes got kicked off, i cant stand her fugly mug anymore, and i cant stand her family.
white-trash.
Submitted by The C word on October 24, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 24, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Everyone here that was the older sibling is laughing hysterically.
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Oh you were one of those, were you? ;)
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Yep, I was the oldest of 5, and just like in life, shit rolls downhill. No wonder my youngest bro is a fucking mess.
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You guyyyyyyyys and Im the oldest too.
The brother *shudder* he ... he.... HE STILL DOES IT! Heeeeeeeeee stiiiiilllllllll doessssssss it! He still does it!
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