HoHan Needs A Job
HoHan was reportedly kicked off of "Ugly Betty," because America Ferrera thinks she smells and didn't want to look at her donkey punched face anymore. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that HoHan doesn't have a job to fall back on. But she does have SamRo's vagina to fall back on, so she might not be hurting that bad.
A source says that HoHan doesn't have any acting roles lined up. She's working on that album thing, but that's it. The source who probably has been huffing some good shit said, “It’s over for Lindsay. She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”
No. No. No. HoHan can't get on "Dancing with the Has-Beens," but the stoop sale of whores Kim Kardashian can? I refuse to believe this. This source person got their info mixed up. HoHan was trying to get ON all the castmembers of "Dancing with the Has-Beens." She doesn't want to be on the show, she wants to be on the dancers, but they aren't into that shit. Even Cloris won't hit that mess.
The source went on to say, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”
She's not filling up her time with indie films, because she's too busy filling herself up with vag barf.
Speaking of vag barf, I've experimented with lady parts in my younger years (junior high school), but I don't think I ever tasted vagina juices before, so I consulted Yahoo Answers to find out what it tastes like. I couldn't really find the answer, but I came across this gem of a question:
Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?
I don't think it will make it tighter, but it will make a refreshing beverage known as vaginamade!
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Chitlins?? Sheeeeeeiiittt, a plate of chitlins with hot sauce and vinegar with some collards, corn bread and potato salad will make you wanna slap your mama.
Don't like 'em?? That's more for me. :)
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Somebody asks who's your source for info, tell them you got Harry Nipples. That's right, Harry Nipples!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 24, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Everyone here that was the older sibling is laughing hysterically.
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Oh you were one of those, were you? ;)
I still like to remind my older brother of that special torture....he liked to change things up too and would give me raspberries every once in awhile instead.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Is it just me, or does she looked like a cracked-out Heather Graham in that pic?
LoLo,
Say no more. I have THREE older brothers!! We should form a support group!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 2:09pm.
THERE WAS SPITTING! Drippy thick spit!
Spit spit spit spit.
* NO joke i should not have tpyed this i feel sick now*
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!
ME TOO! I didn't realize how much I hated spitting until they started doing it in porn all the time. Talk about killing the fucking mood! (fucking mood - I made a funny!)
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 2:09pm.
THERE WAS SPITTING! Drippy thick spit!
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Everyone here that was the older sibling is laughing hysterically.
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"I, state your name..."
Vaginamade! You freaking crack me up! everyday! hahaha!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 2:09pm.
THERE WAS SPITTING! Drippy thick spit!
Spit spit spit spit.
* NO joke i should not have tpyed this i feel sick now*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by KD on October 24, 2008 - 2:03pm.
C word- I know someone who ate that. He actually got Salmonella poisoning from it.
Weirdly enough, that doesn't gross me out. The only things that makes me queezy is the sight of my blood, like when they are drawing it or if I get cut really bad. In mexico, they say I have a Donkey Stomach because of how strong it is.
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*shudders* I'm all for trying new things, but balut would give me pause.
My own blood doesn't gross me out - I actually watched surgery being performed on my wrist (granted, I was kind of stoned at the time) - but other people's blood? Ack.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 24, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Awww...at least Dina has applied for Ali to work in LA now. BARFADE!!!
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Work permit to start stripping, way to go ma.
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"I, state your name..."
Jeffro11,
I forgot!!! It's Sit On His Face Friday!!! Yeah!!
LoLo,
What happened in the green kitchen? What did those monsters do to you??
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Awww...at least Dina has applied for Ali to work in LA now. BARFADE!!!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Jeffro1,
Hmmm....My mother taught me to never trust a man that says trust me....Perhaps you are just boastful...
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More horny than boastful, it is Friday, after all. :-)
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"I, state your name..."
Can't she push a clothing rack around on The Hills? She's got nice boobies.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Well, all of that stuff sounds gross, but if you think about it, anything we eat that comes from animals is pretty gross. Not that I'm a vegetarian; I love eating my animal friends. Even if you take meat out of the equation... if you really deconstruct it, it's all gross. Eggs, cheese...
If you've eaten a hot dog, you've eaten just about every part of the animal they couldn't use for anything else. But they taste so GOOD...
I vomit at the site of thick spit.
I was tortured as a child.
I dont want to talk about it!
VOMITGINA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by JaMes Zoréol on October 24, 2008 - 1:59pm.
come on!! i m not gonna cry for her here!
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For reals. We can ALL get work. Even those of us who can't suck cock *ahem* I mean, act.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Oh...no thankee on the gross food! When it comes to food, my gag reflex has a hair trigger!!!
Jeffro1,
Hmmm....My mother taught me to never trust a man that says trust me....Perhaps you are just boastful...
Oh, and leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
C word- I know someone who ate that. He actually got Salmonella poisoning from it.
Weirdly enough, that doesn't gross me out. The only things that makes me queezy is the sight of my blood, like when they are drawing it or if I get cut really bad. In mexico, they say I have a Donkey Stomach because of how strong it is.
Looks like Playboy is going to be geting a call from Firecrotch pretty soon.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 24, 2008 - 1:53pm.
christine the hoff on October 24, 2008 - 1:46pm
County called me, I underpaid my Slot Tax, they slapped my flash ass with extra toilet handle fines.
OKAY JUMP!
oh shit, I hate when that happens, here, use my atm, the code is blackslapsallywack.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Lohan can't find acting work...awwww.Guess she'll just have to get a real job.I hear Vivid is looking for fluffers.
Vaginamade LOL!
Vaginamade LiLo a l0zR! Her own vagina, that is.
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come on!! i m not gonna cry for her here!
i think she should convert herself to a red losbster hostess, so..;that doesn't really bother me if she jobless right now....
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on October 24, 2008 - 1:53pm.
What, aren't her blow job leggings selling well down at Kitson?
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Maybe, but from the looks of her eyes in the pic above, she's snorting thru every dollar as fast as she can get it. Perhaps staying wasted 24/7 is her way of coping with the fact that she's playing lesbo with a girl that looks like a boy.
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"I, state your name..."
All you get is a puckered twat and an infection would be my guess. However, the thought of a twat saying "prune" does make me laugh...
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What, aren't her blow job leggings selling well down at Kitson?
Cheryl Burke must be behind her not getting on DWTS.
christine the hoff on October 24, 2008 - 1:46pm
County called me, I underpaid my Slot Tax, they slapped my flash ass with extra toilet handle fines.
OKAY JUMP!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Balut doesn't gross me out--not that I've tried it or anything, but it's between an egg and a bird.
The absolute grossest thing I've ever seen someone eat was when that funny British dude on Globe Trekker (PBS) went to visit some Eskimos. They were eating seal shit, I kid you not. Like they made some kind of sauce from it. It looked like melted shit. And the old lady was eating it with a big smile on her face. I nearly vomited.
Awwwwwww. Has Blowhan's bitchy, self-entitled behavior come back to bite her on the ass? Couldn't happen to a nicer bitch.
Maybe her momager Dinasaurus will lend her a couple of bucks.
Sorry guys but I did warn ya!
OnT: at least Mk didn't call it 'tamponade'.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
*practices kegels*
heheheh...no one knows im doing it!! AWESOME!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
The only thing that makes your vagina tighter is faithfully doing Kegels.
But I have to giggle at the evil person spreading rumors about lemon-juice soaked tampons. That's so mean it's funny. Teenagers will believe anything.
The C word: OMG! YUCK! I looked it up
omg *gags*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut
Kdrac-Octopus :) The kitty is best served warm.
the DUDE! abides...
Good choice Clarisse, if it sounds funky then steer clear!
OMFG do NOT google balut. Just don't. *wretching*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dude: WTF? ew. LOL
and . (dot): I love that show too!
I make sure I am not eating anything while i watch it
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Dot-The puss is good if it's cooked, but raw, just fuck it ;)
the DUDE! abides...
Vaginamade!! Awesome...lol.
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Loveanderson
you have my permission, so long as you've paid your black tax, do the boot moves and change your siggy.
love and kisses from the toilet bats.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by . on October 24, 2008 - 1:44pm.
LOL. That's nuttin'. Andrew Zimmerman has eaten that and worse on his Travel channel show, "Bizarre foods"...the man can keep me from eating dinner many a night.
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True...I've attempted to watch his show many times but have always been forced to fight my gag reflex while scrambling to change the channel.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by DUDE on October 24, 2008 - 1:43pm.
You ever try eating fresh raw octopus? Impossible to chew and the suction cups still function so it sticks to the back of your throat.
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ACK! Thank you for the tip. I love Sashimi but I've never tried the puss. lol
Submitted by The C word on October 24, 2008 - 1:40pm.
The grossest food in the world is considered to be balut.
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LOL. That's nuttin'. Andrew Zimmerman has eaten that and worse on his Travel channel show, "Bizarre foods"...the man can keep me from eating dinner many a night.
You ever try eating fresh raw octopus? Impossible to chew and the suction cups still function so it sticks to the back of your throat.
Never again.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by The C word on October 24, 2008 - 1:40pm.
The grossest food in the world is considered to be balut.
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AHHHHH! Eggs with legs!
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Submitted by Creepella on October 24, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Yes, she's totally Neely O'Hara. Maybe we can get her to fight TyTy and rip her wig off.
Jeffro11,
Maybe just a glass...surely not the whole bottle!
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I don't quit until I get you off twice...because as the late great Sam Kinison said, "it gives the illusion that you care."
...And don't call me Shirley.
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"I, state your name..."
She's so pretty too (Lindz I mean, America is pretty as well)...America seems pretty intolerant of stupid bitchy people like Lindz...I so love that about America too! AHHH!
Your face!
The grossest food in the world is considered to be balut.
(DO NOT LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST WEAK STOMACH.)
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.