HoHan Needs A Job
HoHan was reportedly kicked off of "Ugly Betty," because America Ferrera thinks she smells and didn't want to look at her donkey punched face anymore. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that HoHan doesn't have a job to fall back on. But she does have SamRo's vagina to fall back on, so she might not be hurting that bad.
A source says that HoHan doesn't have any acting roles lined up. She's working on that album thing, but that's it. The source who probably has been huffing some good shit said, “It’s over for Lindsay. She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”
No. No. No. HoHan can't get on "Dancing with the Has-Beens," but the stoop sale of whores Kim Kardashian can? I refuse to believe this. This source person got their info mixed up. HoHan was trying to get ON all the castmembers of "Dancing with the Has-Beens." She doesn't want to be on the show, she wants to be on the dancers, but they aren't into that shit. Even Cloris won't hit that mess.
The source went on to say, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”
She's not filling up her time with indie films, because she's too busy filling herself up with vag barf.
Speaking of vag barf, I've experimented with lady parts in my younger years (junior high school), but I don't think I ever tasted vagina juices before, so I consulted Yahoo Answers to find out what it tastes like. I couldn't really find the answer, but I came across this gem of a question:
Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?
I don't think it will make it tighter, but it will make a refreshing beverage known as vaginamade!
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Ok, got mah new quote.
It's mah boo.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm kind of glad that this brat ain't gettin' work no more.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
iHeart!
Well, all i know is i am not going near a dish consisting of "the intestines and rectum of a pig"
Nope. Not gonna do it.
Jeffro11,
Maybe just a glass...surely not the whole bottle!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Lemon juice is for amateurs...try sticking some habanero pepper there and you'll see how tight you'll get. An ice cube is second best...so I am told...LOL
devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 1:18pm.
When I was in boarding school this girl from China had a hot plate and EVERY DAY (until she went nuts, pulled a knife on the dorm councelor and got expelled)she would have a pot of fish stew boiling. It was disgusting, the whole dorm smelled like a Shanghi fish market.
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ew
and poor chick
ps: my boss hates it when we pop popcorn in the office
lol
Submitted by loozer on October 24, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Yuckola! One of my best friends in beauty school used to bring chitlins for lunch a couple times a week. Those fuckers stank hard. I never smelled them actually cooking the first time around, only the reheat. My friend put ketchup & mustard in hers and was always trying to get me to eat a bite. I couldn't get past the texture. *shudders* I guess everyone eats some kind of funky shit lol
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
For anyone that has seen "Valley of the Dolls" will know what I mean when I say Lindsay is Neally O'Hara.
Jeffro11,
First sip is all you!
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When I'm done you'll wanna give me the whole bottle! :-P
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Submitted by louise_brooks on October 24, 2008 - 1:25pm.
OMG I sit near the kitchen at work and totally agree!
I don't even know how people can eat more then half of the crap they heat up. I'm constantly spraying Febreze air freshener to clean up after their nasty ass smelling food.
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Couldn't agree more. I wonder just how bad their toilets must stink.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Go 'head & change the siggietizah Bradi! Sorry I'm slow but I do catch on eventually LOL A person can miss waaaay too much, even if you miss a couple weeks on Dlisted you miss a LOT. I still pray for CB and batshit crazytimes to grace the threads!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Vaginamade, lol.
Well I always thought that balls smell like a mushroom cellar, but that's just me.
The C word!
Thanks babe! I was afraid to ask.
Jeffro11,
First sip is all you!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Over 20 years later I am still traumatized and I can still vividly recall the smell.
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Agreed. Some guys cooked up a 5 gallon pail of chitlins in our barracks lounge one weekend, the only thing that came close to smelling as bad was the fish market in Pusan Korea, the kind where they just hang the freshly skinned dogs in the window all day.
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Is ugly betty a better show than those few clips I just watched? Lilo didn't strike me as falling short given the workmanlike writing.
Well, whatever. We await the next installment in betty's soap opera.
Looked up chitlins in wiki--not gonna order that any time soon, though the article assures me that they are just fine once all the fecal matter is carefully picked off the rectum and intestinal polyps. :o
Submitted by devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 1:18pm.
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Yea, but did it bring all the gayelles to her yard?
the DUDE! abides...
OMG I sit near the kitchen at work and totally agree!
I don't even know how people can eat more then half of the crap they heat up. I'm constantly spraying Febreze air freshener to clean up after their nasty ass smelling food.
Some of the questions that are on that site are so retarded. It's pretty entertaining. You can tell they were written by a bunch of 14 year olds because they write like they are texting. "I h8 my BFF now because she says I am 2 fat. I weigh 88#, am I fat?"
LoveAnderson - yeah mama, I think we all know its you by now :)♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yeah Bradi switch the quotes up!
We know its you, Boo!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Reheated chitlins smell like shit being warmed up, for reals. Chitlinizah!
You Betcha! It happened back in college. There was one microwave for our dorm and always a line. I went down there and the line was dispersing...rapidly. Someone was warming up the chitlins. Over 20 years later I am still traumatized and I can still vividly recall the smell.
(I also can vividly recall the smell of immersing chickens in scalding water to remove the feathers despite it being over 30 years)
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
fuck lindsey. but my bestest dyke friend says to eat strawberries and melons for yummy tasting coochie!
iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Is that really you Bradi!?? Lemonpoon ROTFL
- Yes muffin, it is ME!!!
I traded in. I can't take anymore Brad bad times.
QUESTION FOR THE GROUP:
Is it safe now to change my sig? I miss movie quotes and such.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I'd give her $20 to wash my car.
But she'd probably bring along her douchy girlfriend and 40 other hangers-on who would just sit in my living room, smoking, scaring the cats, using my wifi connection and texting their douchy friends.
We've hardly heard the last of the publicity whore.
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Thanks for wrecking my day, Stewie!
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LoLo, let me try...
DirtySanchezIZAH!
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She was horrible on last night's Ugly Betty. Who ever thought she had any talent was wrong. Way wrong.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
if I go out to eat and the fucking place smells like seafood, I walk out.. ugh.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I could care less about her, but a quick search revealed that she has "Labor Pains" in post-production and "Dare to Love Me" in pre-production, so she's not exactly sitting around doing nothing.
People will say anything and gossip blogs will print it without checking if there's any truth behind it. She'll never be an A list actress, but someone somewhere will always hire that mess for something, even if it's just for a novelty personal appearance. We've hardly heard the last of this publicity whore.
so chittlins are a pigs asshole???? jeez man!
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Lesbonizah
Mulletizah
Ornagemsustacheanizah
Daddyissuesizah
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Is that really you Bradi!?? Lemonpoon ROTFL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
When I was in boarding school this girl from China had a hot plate and EVERY DAY (until she went nuts, pulled a knife on the dorm councelor and got expelled)she would have a pot of fish stew boiling. It was disgusting, the whole dorm smelled like a Shanghi fish market.
For those of you who, like me, don't know what a chitlin is, here's a link explaining:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitterlings
As bad as the name suggests.....
And smoked fish re-heated in the microwave is the worst.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 1:15pm.
STOP.
I missed the most important part of this story!
Michael...Why are you wondering what vagina juice tastes like?
Oh...and if anyone is wondering, my tastes like Sangria...or so i am told.
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I was just craving wine!
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LEMONPOONIZAH!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Reheated chitlins smell like shit being warmed up, for reals. Chitlinizah! LoLo you fuckin crack my ass UP!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
STOP.
I missed the most important part of this story!
Michael...Why are you wondering what vagina juice tastes like?
Oh...and if anyone is wondering, my tastes like Sangria...or so i am told.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
MK needs to talk to ALICE, she has the answers to all and any questions regarding the vag. If she asks how you found out about her, just tell her your Harry Nipples told you. Cha.
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Somebody asks who's your source for info, tell them you got Harry Nipples. That's right, Harry Nipples!!!
MK, where do you think the term, "Sour puss" originated from?
Okay...maybe not but...it fit!
Lindsay looks her best when she dresses down, wears little or no make-up and smiles. She will ride out this career funk and may surprise us in the future.
"Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?
I don't think it will make it tighter, but it will make a refreshing beverage known as vaginamade!"
Oh my God, MK! Hahahahahahaha!!! You're crazy!!!
Time for a tell-all book!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
So, lohan had a steady job and devoted, loving partner--hated it!
Time to get back on mcenzie phillips highway with the rest of the child stars.
If salt water stings then lemon would.....
YOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWZA!
Yowizizeh
Lemonixeh
Tamponizeh
Nukedfishisizeh
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chitlins in the microwave, holy shit. Why not just throw a big corn poopie in there?
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Submitted by loozer on October 24, 2008 - 1:10pm.
If you think fish and seafood being nuked creates foul odors, wait until you experience the smell of chitlins in the microwave!
That just makes me want to puke.
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?)
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make what tighter...the bagina or the tampon? Seriously.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Oh, OFF-T, I have the View on to see the Bitch Fest...they must all be on meds today, too calm. And Sherry the Queen of Abortions is giving advice about not having sex on the first date....Hmmmm....HIPPO-cryte??
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hohan's career has been over for a really long time now, anybody remember that excutive that said she was over, right after she got arrested for car jacking those guys?
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Go Phillies!
I like Lindsay. I like all of them except the hillbilly bro/sister that date (shotgun not used properly photo shoot), Elizabeth kaka face from The View and Sarah Palin *WINK!*
O and that ? (Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?)
made my fucking month!