HoHan Needs A Job
HoHan was reportedly kicked off of "Ugly Betty," because America Ferrera thinks she smells and didn't want to look at her donkey punched face anymore. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that HoHan doesn't have a job to fall back on. But she does have SamRo's vagina to fall back on, so she might not be hurting that bad.
A source says that HoHan doesn't have any acting roles lined up. She's working on that album thing, but that's it. The source who probably has been huffing some good shit said, “It’s over for Lindsay. She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”
No. No. No. HoHan can't get on "Dancing with the Has-Beens," but the stoop sale of whores Kim Kardashian can? I refuse to believe this. This source person got their info mixed up. HoHan was trying to get ON all the castmembers of "Dancing with the Has-Beens." She doesn't want to be on the show, she wants to be on the dancers, but they aren't into that shit. Even Cloris won't hit that mess.
The source went on to say, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”
She's not filling up her time with indie films, because she's too busy filling herself up with vag barf.
Speaking of vag barf, I've experimented with lady parts in my younger years (junior high school), but I don't think I ever tasted vagina juices before, so I consulted Yahoo Answers to find out what it tastes like. I couldn't really find the answer, but I came across this gem of a question:
Is it true if i soak a tampon in lemon juice and insert the tampon in my vagina that it will make it tighter?
I don't think it will make it tighter, but it will make a refreshing beverage known as vaginamade!
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If you think fish and seafood being nuked creates foul odors, wait until you experience the smell of chitlins in the microwave!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 1:04pm
I second the motion. At my last job, someone put a WHOLE FISH in the micro for 15 minutes....that shit blew up and it smelled up the break room, the hallway, the warehouse, everything FOR DAYS! I couldn't walk down the hall without gagging or holding my nose.
Submitted by loozer on October 24, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Uh-Oh, I smell a "I Love Lohan" coming.
Damn You V-H1!!
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Throw down a synthesizer track, dub in some audio and video of her and Sam bumping clam strips, and she'll get a VMA.
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LOL thanks BigL, I take any compliment I can get :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Vaginamade!!!! Im gunna ask my b/f if he would like some =)
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"Lemon pledge on dick to reduce friction"
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
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Maybe she could get a job at a dry cleaners.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Bjork, you forgot Jennie Garth (who is still hot!) and Melissa Gilbert.
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OMG you all, my stomach hurts =)) Long live the Pie Goods!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Uh-Oh, I smell a "I Love Lohan" coming.
Damn You V-H1!!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Jeffro11,
I HATE when people do that!!!! That should be in the company bylaws or something! Heating fish or seafood in company microwave is grounds for termination!
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WORD WORD WORD WORD WORD.
That is just rude and wrong!!!!!!
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Why doesn't she write a book? Or do a one woman show where she tells it like it is.
Tom Cruise should so the same.
I need a martini.,
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She needs an eyebrow wax too..
Ahhahaa!.... ewwwww...
Maybe that person could try dipping the tampon in Superglue. That might work.
@Bjork you- LMAO!
Well, I must say, I hope I look that good when I'm fifty too.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jeffro11,
I HATE when people do that!!!! That should be in the company bylaws or something! Heating fish or seafood in company microwave is grounds for termination!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Don't hate....Never seen ya, but I'm sure you are better looking than this used up beast.
That IS a compliment, although...does it sound like one?? :o)
Submitted by Bjork You on October 24, 2008 - 1:02pm.
*falling of chair laffin hysterically*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I think Hohans career has been so tied to her tabloid exposure that its just doomed by now.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 1:01pm.
OMG Jeffro and Miss Priss we all thought about fish didnt we?
Maybe we all came from the same sick orphanage!
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Probably (on the orphanage), but I'm not joking!!!
It reeks in here, smells like the shithouse on a tuna barge!
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Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 12:59pm.
If you are TURNED DOWN by Dancing With the Stars you should walk in front of a fast moving truck. Period.
I call bull shit though. If they can sell a Britney "comeback" after she had a complete mental break down and abandoned her children for the world to see, Lindsey still has a chance.
- I concur with your analysis.
Lemon dipped tampons for tightness, why not some Lemon Pledge on a dick for less friction while you're at it.
Lemon meringue pie goods anyone?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I'm sure there are plenty of opportunities for Linds in the pornography industy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Yes, a Lifetime movie would be excellent! She could play Nancy McKeon's daughter. They both have an affair with hot pepaw Jack Scalia, who is really a crazy, serial killer. He kills off best friends forever Alexandra Paul, RuPaul, and Paul McCartney. Luckily, Merideth Baxter, playing a detective, solves the crime. However, because it's a Lifetime movie, the ghost of Robert Ulrich arrives to save them all (Baxter drops her gun or can't aim for shit) because Lifetime ho's always need rescuing.
I call bull shit though. If they can sell a Britney "comeback" after she had a complete mental break down and abandoned her children for the world to see, Lindsey still has a chance.
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True. Everyone slows down to check out a car wreck.
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LMFAO Jeffro =))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
OMG Jeffro and Miss Priss we all thought about fish didnt we?
Maybe we all came from the same sick orphanage!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ooh yum a Vaginamade & Midori tini! Is it too early to have a drink yet? LOL
Ew I just noticed that Blowhan & I have the same freckle on our lip. God I h8 myself now.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
LMAO Lolo
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
I wonder if it's just a conincidence that someone here at the office just reheated leftover fish when this post came up...
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She'll be okay. She's got her sugar momma, and in about 5 yrs time if she starts to behave someone will hire her. Then starts the Lohan media blitz, its been done to death.
It hurts to say, but she doesn't completely suck as an actress.
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
If you are TURNED DOWN by Dancing With the Stars you should walk in front of a fast moving truck. Period.
I call bull shit though. If they can sell a Britney "comeback" after she had a complete mental break down and abandoned her children for the world to see, Lindsey still has a chance.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
This recession is hitting everyone hard. HoHan can't even get work? Poor thing. She should get a reality show.
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"Dorothy, was Sofia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing?"
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HA! Vaginamade!! Might taste better with a splash of vodka...
I watched part of UB last night with the hubby. I asked him how old he thought HoHan was, he said "30-ish"...He was a bit shocked to learn that she is just past 21....
lemon in the happy hole? OUCH!!! screw that shit!!! my yes yes hole is again crying... I think MK wants my vag to leave me... sadness.
**where are we and why are we in this basket?**
Submitted by devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
There is always the Lifetime movies of the week. They will take anyone.
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Yeah but they don't allow beaver shots.
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Vaginamade!
HA HA HA HA HA!
Hohan has to use that soap specially made for getting fish and onion smell off of chefs hands on her gnarly gash.
Ewww i should not have said that but well you know...
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
VAGINAMADE MK Stop giving the galleyes ideas, come on you that Lindsay is gonna try that with her Girl-friend lol
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Look, I Just Don't Have The Time To Be Responsible For Every Little Thing The Goes Wrong In Your Life.
This is why even actors should finish college. DUH Blowhan! She needs to move away with SamRo and work a normal job. She might be okay away from Whoreywood.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
There is always the Lifetime movies of the week. They will take anyone.
Put her on DWTS and pair her up with Cheryl Burke!
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Coke eyes. UGH
"Speaking of vag barf, I've experimented with lady parts in my younger years (junior high school)"
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LOL haha MK, I can't imagine it after all your peen talk for the past 3 years!
Shit, that means us Canucks will probably get to see her soon in some homemade crapfest flick. :(
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
Yeah stick a lemon tampon in you, that shit will sting...if you're hohan or parisite. open sores, ya know
Hoha's career's been over for a while
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
If your vagina hands you lemons, make lemonade.
Hohan out of a job? Nonsense. Some stupid someone will give her a job, if only for the novelty, like Shitney on HIMYM.