The B Is For......
In case you were sucking dick in the office bathroom and haven't read about this shit yet, the girl who claimed she was beat down by an Obama supporter admitted to lie-telling. 20-year-old Ashley Todd basically pulled the story out of her ass. She went to the police after she said a "black guy" robbed her shit at an ATM and then carved a "B" on her face, because he saw the McCain bumper sticker on her car. The "B" was for "Bitch, please!"
The cops says she is being charged with being a dumb bitch and making a false report.
Ok. If you're going to do this shit. Do it right! Get a fucking friend to carve the "B," so that it's not backwards! If you have to do it yourself, do an "O" instead! DAMN! Do I have to teach these nitwit whores everything? She could've called me up. I would've done it for her, but instead of carving her face with a "B," I would've written "Dumb Bitch" on her forehead with a Sharpie.
This ho needs to call it a day and take a fucking nap. Playtime is over!
Thanks to all you whores who sent this to me with the subject: THIS BITCH IS SO DUMB. That shit made me laugh.
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What a dumb shit head. She needs to be in prison and get the shit kicked out of her. With that B on her face she'll probably get raped too.
Stupid whore.
I heard the police were sending her for some psychological testing. Great Idea!
I'm embarrassed to say that this piece of shit, whackass lives in my city, and her fabricated story has been all over the news. I hope she gets jail time for her fuckery. What a fucking asshole!!!
This whole stunt was publicized by McCain and Palin's hit men.
And then Sarah Genius and John "my brains are in my depends" McCain call this dumb bitch to cluck their support.
But she needn't worry. In about 20 years, the Republicans will run Ashley Todd as President.
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I apologize: I made my earlier comment in ignorance. My husband informed me that the big deal about Palin's $150K clothes was that her campaign staff paid for them out of public funds. He says that he also heard that she refused them. So I don't know. I thought she went shopping and spent $150K of her own money and that was what she was being vilified about. My bad.
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Nope.
1. She is a field organizer for the Republican party.
2. They don't need anyone's help making them look like idiots.
"Submitted by Sharon on October 25, 2008 - 12:16am.
Did anyone think that maybe, this broad is truely a geneious Obama supporter who's using reverse psychology to make T-rex Mcain republican party look like idiots."
Is a stupid but unfortunately an effective way to spread a bad word among equally dumb losers about someone.
Just ask any teacher who gets falsely accused of molesting children, he or she most likely to lose their job and put into a heavy morally-devastating scrutiny and gossip while the truth gets out.
The fake news are out and even if the truth is presented (that this horrible cow self-inflicted the damage to herself), many will distort it to their hearts content. Disgusting.
This is stupid and sad and sordid, and I hope this girl gets the help she needs.
I am curious why it's news that Sarah Palin spent $150K on clothes, though. The last I checked, people were making fun of her for only wearing one black suit. IF the Repubs win (note the "IF"), she's going to need a wardrobe that doesn't consist of snowmobiling clothes. What's the biggie? She can afford it.
It just seems kind of ridiculous to report it as though it's some kind of scandal, when there are so many true scandals to talk about that AREN'T getting discussed.
(Obligatory disclaimer: I am not a Republican)
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I think this inbred is innocent. A small elf was sitting on her face and took too long to climax, s'all.
She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, that's for sure. Well, at least she will be able to recite one letter of the alphabet now. She just needs to decide where to carve the other 25 letters.
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Isn't this the fat slut from 'Hairspray'?!!!
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Why are conservatives always so desperate to be victims? Another fake controversy like the whole Acorn thing.
I can't wait for this election to be over with.
What a scummy, race-baiting piece of shit. Drudge and FOX/FUX "News" pushed this story. Zero fucking credibilty and gutless cowards. The McCain camp pushed it, and now the fucktards have shit on their face. This is what leadership looks like? The Republicans are absofuckinlutely disgusting with the fear/smear tactics.
Vote the losers out of office.
Submitted by Sharon on October 25, 2008 - 12:16am.
Did anyone think that maybe, this broad is truely a geneious Obama supporter who's using reverse psychology to make T-rex Mcain republican party look like idiots.
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I have no idea, this whole election is *out there*, there are Democrats making retarded Palin jokes (one was here about her passing a retarded baby through her vajayjay) which crosses the line IMO then you have this, then Republicans saying Obama's grandmother isn't as sick as they say because he only spent an hour with her yesterday, and how another candidate in a past race did the same thing with a relative. He didn't take his wife or kids for a final goodbye either.
UGH!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 25, 2008 - 12:21am.
Maybe it seemed really dangerous because you're getting to be an old fart? Kidding, I kid! I'm getting there too, because I'm starting to notice those damned pesky speeding devils myself! *waves cane around wildly*
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1)Her eye looks like she did not remover her mascara and black eyeliner and went to bed and woke up looking a hot mess.
2) If a 200 pound man attack her , she would have looked ten time worse.
3) The B looks like it was done whit a stick or pape clip a fresh scar does not look like that.
4)Dont write on your blog or journal after you where attacked and talk about ramdom stuff.
PS: In how many scandals can Palin get in to?? First the rape kits, then the clothes, then firing a man who did not fired her EX-BIL (I think) etc ,etc,
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Submitted by radio siren on October 25, 2008 - 12:17am.
1. I felt like an old fart for reporting some kids speeding, but it seemed really dangerous. 2. I said to the dispatcher, "Ummm, not sure. Honda?"
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The dispatcher asked a great question--"What make of cars were they?"
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Submitted by Sharon on October 25, 2008 - 12:16am.
Did anyone think that maybe, this broad is truely a geneious Obama supporter who's using reverse psychology to make T-rex Mcain republican party look like idiots.
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Does she look that smart? Besides according to gawker she had something up on her myspace or whatnot bragging ab out how easy it was to lie etc...
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TITS: Awwwww... I heart you! Whenever I remember a good dispatching story, you'll be the first to know.
Sheeps: Ha! That's okay, I never even knew the makes or models of most cars before I started in that line of work. (And we really don't expect anyone else to know, either). ;)
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Did anyone think that maybe, this broad is truely a geneious Obama supporter who's using reverse psychology to make T-rex Mcain republican party look like idiots.
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Submitted by radio siren on October 25, 2008 - 12:02am.
I called 911 last night when kids in 4 compact sports cars went by me and everyone else on the 101 at well over 100 mph, weaving in and out and nearly hitting me and others. The call went to CHP, but I had to hold for maybe 45 secs. The dispatcher asked a great question--"What make of cars were they?"--that I couldn't answer.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
That's so rare that I received only maybe one other thank you in the 3 years that I dispatched.
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that's sad. i guess people forget once things calm down. or they're afraid to call if it's not an emergency and take up the line maybe? that's what i would think if i thought about calling to say thank you.
THANK YOU!!
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Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 11:19pm.
I guess i though it might be nice to help people in an emergency. sending help. so naive eh? ;0)
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Well, I was naive too! I thought the same thing, silly me. But once in a blue moon you get an awwwww moment. I remember once, in the middle of the night, a woman called in very frantically because some circumstances had led her to believe her brother might have committed suicide. I sent officers to scan the city for his car or any sign of him, but then I found out he lived in a different jurisdiction. So I called that police department and asked them to send an officer to check his house. He had superficially tried to commit suicide - I forget how - but he was in very stable condition and was taken to the hospital for treatment. The other police department notified the guy's sister. About an hour later, I got a call and it was her. She was calling me just to thank me for my help. That's so rare that I received only maybe one other thank you in the 3 years that I dispatched.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by radio siren on October 24, 2008 - 9:01pm.
missed your reply. sounds like air traffic control, but with humans instead of planes. kinda..
your adrenalin glands must have had a hair trigger - very tiring and depressing after a while. now that you've made me think about it more, I think that you'd have to be remain very cold and detached to remain sane.
I guess i though it might be nice to help people in an emergency. sending help. so naive eh? ;0)
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I just heard a presser by the Allegheny Co police spokeswoman. She said the girl has mental issues, carved the B into her face, then thought she'd blame it on Obama. (Yeah, I know.) She's going to be charged with a false police report (a misdemeanor) and whatever else the DA thinks applies.
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this is the result of 8 years of bush and no child left behind...
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What a stupid dyslexic bitch!
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Me too!!! I coveted those puppets. what were they made out of? knitted coasters?
It was filmed in Hamilton (the first and last time those words should be in the same sentence). Much like scarborough, just not as nice. BLAHCH
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What an idiot
Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 9:19pm.
@Sandybitch/Angel
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watch the vintage and spoofs. they do a good spoof on kangaroos. we grew up seeing these as fillers between shows on the cbc. great stuff. the theme music alone! oy
angel - the raffi guy that scammed people using the pope - italian bf of girl with big freaky eyes.
i lost it when the sock puppets dropped down. had to pause it.
can i assume you were a tiny talent time fan too?
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LOL - O THAT Raffi! To Uncle Bobby. Nicely done.
Omigodiwantedthosepuppets!!!!!
And yes - I wanted to be on Tiny Talent time too. But it was too far. It was ALL the way in Scarborough or some shit. lol
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Submitted by forever.now on October 24, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Amen. This chick probably lost it when Clay Aiken came out.
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What a mental case. I hope they lock her up, stupid lying beeyotch!
Submitted by blueangel on October 24, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Does anyone know what really happend to her face? Did she do this to herself?
...nah I think she was born ugly....and dumb
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@Sandybitch/Angel
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watch the vintage and spoofs. they do a good spoof on kangaroos. we grew up seeing these as fillers between shows on the cbc. great stuff. the theme music alone! oy
angel - the raffi guy that scammed people using the pope - italian bf of girl with big freaky eyes.
i lost it when the sock puppets dropped down. had to pause it.
can i assume you were a tiny talent time fan too?
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Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Okay I didn't want to post this rant on the Hudson thread because that seemed wrong. But what I cannot stand about the Rebuplicans is that they always want to post the ten commandants in federal buildings and in all the court rooms of America.
If you are past the age of 5 and don't understand the basics of life like murder and stealing wrong than something there is something fundamentaly wrong with you.
Keep the seperation of church and state truly seperate.
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@TITS:
Where's the Raffi scam artist thread?
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Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 9:05pm.
in the raffi scam artist thread it went to raffi the childrens entertainer then morphed to bimbo the birthday clown.
are you old enough to remember this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=moVmHzcawvw
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CHEEZUS MURPHY! That kinda made me tear up.
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Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Angel... if the aussies are stoners, what would that make the kiwis? or the Jamaicans ??
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O yeah - the kiwis! They're an industrious little bunch, aren't they? Hmmm...I think they work undercover for the US. Let's face it - Canucks and Aussies are too busy to really pay attention....
But it's only the countries where it's mostly white run, you know...the other countries were just collected as factories.
Spoooooky. I just got an Angelina vibe off Mother England.
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in the raffi scam artist thread it went to raffi the childrens entertainer then morphed to bimbo the birthday clown.
are you old enough to remember this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=moVmHzcawvw
a canadian heritage minute.
oh fuck sandybitch has to see those too!!! brb
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Angel... if the aussies are stoners, what would that make the kiwis? or the Jamaicans ??
is anyone else seeing a trend developing in these commonwealth countries?
no wonder liz II but such a big.... um... i'd kill for choc iced donut with chopped peanuts on top.
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Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 8:48pm.
did you miss the online canadian slang dictionaries - mustang sally posted it the other night.
did you miss the uncle bobby thread too?
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Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:36pm.
LOL...there are tons of stories that I think I've psychologically repressed because I really, really want to forget about that job (even though I still dispatch occasionally when needed for emergencies). Every once in a while, I think of an old story and I tell it here. But I tell this to everyone I like, and that includes you: I strongly would NOT recommend this career to anyone who wants to keep their sanity. The hours suck, I've worked 12 hour shifts many a time without even a potty break, and you as the dispatcher get blamed for everything beyond your control by both cops and the public (although the cops generally treat you better than the public does). It literally ruined my health. Run far, far away from this job if opportunity ever knocks!
But yes, with elitists, at least you know right away that you're going to be dealing with an asshole and you can practice your eyerolling skills during the entire conversation.
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@Sandbitch:
I resemble that remark!
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