The B Is For......
In case you were sucking dick in the office bathroom and haven't read about this shit yet, the girl who claimed she was beat down by an Obama supporter admitted to lie-telling. 20-year-old Ashley Todd basically pulled the story out of her ass. She went to the police after she said a "black guy" robbed her shit at an ATM and then carved a "B" on her face, because he saw the McCain bumper sticker on her car. The "B" was for "Bitch, please!"
The cops says she is being charged with being a dumb bitch and making a false report.
Ok. If you're going to do this shit. Do it right! Get a fucking friend to carve the "B," so that it's not backwards! If you have to do it yourself, do an "O" instead! DAMN! Do I have to teach these nitwit whores everything? She could've called me up. I would've done it for her, but instead of carving her face with a "B," I would've written "Dumb Bitch" on her forehead with a Sharpie.
This ho needs to call it a day and take a fucking nap. Playtime is over!
Thanks to all you whores who sent this to me with the subject: THIS BITCH IS SO DUMB. That shit made me laugh.
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Not surprising at all. Lying publicity stunts are the GOP forte.
Gawd I loathe these people
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Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 8:56pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 8:48pm.
You're deep angel_i, deep.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 8:48pm.
You're deep angel_i, deep.
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Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:52pm.
a 'gunt' is a cunt with such a huge gut she can't see her junk.
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O, I know that. I can even correct you!=)
a 'gunt' is a cunt with such a huge gut YOU can't see her junk. LOL
I just thought we (my friends and I) invented is all;p
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@LOVE ANDERSON:
Yeeeeeeeeeeahhhhh...I'm a professional fence sitter but I'm always kinda ...not surprised...but struck, I guess: I just notice how it always seems to be Republicans that are doing stuff that's kinda...D-U-M....
And then they argue about it in a way that tells me to walk away...you know...never argue with an idiot - he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you over the head with his experience...? You know?
Maybe that's the Liberal media but it does seem to me, also, like Republicans are always out *looking* for a scandal. I'm, forever, hearing that they're looking into this or that...and then nothing.
Just sayin'
And it's not your fault, L_A ;p but your posts are just driving it home for me:)
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Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 8:48pm.
did you miss the online canadian slang dictionaries - mustang sally posted it the other night. a lot of the words i hardly realized were odd until i saw them all together like that.
a 'gunt' is a cunt with such a huge gut she can't see her junk.
did you miss the uncle bobby thread too?
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Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 8:48pm.
You're deep angel_i, deep.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 7:58pm.
God bless Canada. I suggest you start building the wall, STAT.
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Nice. Is "gunt" Canadian? I thought we invented that word when we were drunk. Or is it some other word.
Now, children gather round. Let me tell you how things are. We have Mother England and her secret lover, Rome. And born of mother England were three sons: Australia, Canada and the United States. The United States, of course, is the over-achiever. Focused, driven, agressive and merciless the US has always been destined to take over the world. Australia became the stoner of the family and is neglected, but lovingly, by it's brothers... he may be a stoner but he's hella fun and always ready for a party. Canada is the fag perpetually distracted by his unrequited love. We can't put up walls - we are just too busy trying to tear them down:)
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 24, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Did anyone else hear that McCain called her lying ass personally and Palin called her parents. Then McCain pushed this story out into the press.
Maybe he should have wated until the full investigation was done.
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AGAIN! First Palin, then Joe the Plumber, now this bitch... does McCain not understand the purpose of a background check? Or can the campaign not afford one after paying for Palin's new wardrobe and makeup artist?
Seriously, though, you can get a full background check on someone for under $100. I'd think they'd be majorly vetting anyone they glom onto at this point.
McCain's brother called 911 the other day because he was stuck in traffic, no emergency, just stuck in traffic and called back after being hung up on and berated the operator.
True Story.
Read it at CNN.
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Submitted by radio siren on October 24, 2008 - 8:31pm.
wow. sounds like both a perk and a aggro!
those who need to establish their place in their own percieved pecking order right from the get go ... well it's not all bad 'cause then you know what you're dealing with right off the bat.
any more stories? I always thought I'd like that job.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Awwww *sniff* *HONK* snadybitch did her canadian homework.
triple triple baby!
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And I thank all you Canucks for gifting me with the perfect word to describe this stoopint gunt. Because you just know she has gotta got one, right? LOL
This gunt has a gunt.
OOH, I think I just invented a new word "gint" - a bint with a gunt. A gunty bint. There.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on October 24, 2008 - 8:13pm.
A politician is a politician, Democrat or Rebublican they all suck and they all fucking lie. Believe it or not both parties are to blame for the mess we're in right now, and unless they can learn to work together we are all fucked no matter who becomes president.
This poor girl is just some backwards turd who wanted attention.
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aw poo - killjoy. bringing in a voice of reason to extremsit hyperboylists !
yes you're right. utterly.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 24, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Did anyone else hear that McCain called her lying ass personally and Palin called her parents. Then McCain pushed this story out into the press.
Maybe he should have wated until the full investigation was done.
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I know, right! But in all fairness Obama's campaign also felt the need to go out to the press and release a statement saying they hoped the attacker would be "swiftly bought to justice". LOL, they must all feel like a bunch of fools right now (as they should).
Submitted by bambam on October 24, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Here in DC a news story is out about Joe McCain, John's brother. He called Virginia's 911 to complain about rush hour traffic. When the dispatcher scolded him about calling 911 for a non-emergency, he cussed at her and hung up. The dispatcher redialed and got Joe McCain's voicemail.
Now the doofus is apologizing, saying he thought the phone was off and would never speak to an officer of the law like that. He's taken himself out of his brother's campaign. Wouldn't want to be criticized for an elitist attitude I guess.
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As a former police dispatcher, I LOVE this story! Speaking from experience, some of the rudest people who call the police are the elitist: those who call up and announce themselves by their job titles. "This is Dr. Smith" or "I'm a Naval Officer and..." Bitch, I don't give a fuck that you think you're better than me because you're a doctor and I'm not going to address you as "Doctor," so just hurry up and tell me what you need. And people like the McCains call for the stupidest shit, too. "Someone's parked their ugly Volkswagen in front of my house and it's blocking my ocean view; drop everything and get over here immediately! I don't care that every cop on duty is busy handling a fatal car crash - I want this car towed now!" Elitist assholes. I'd rather get cussed out just for doing my job by an ordinary member of the public any day of the week than deal with an elitist.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Awwww *sniff* *HONK* snadybitch did her canadian homework.
triple triple baby!
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Deb, I just hope that you got some good weed out of it.
And Gry, my thoughts exactly.
I'm going to wear a t-shirt that says "It was the Black guy."
Submitted by marne on October 24, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Oh shit! My roommate just told me about this! It happened a few blocks from my house! Fuckin' yinzers....
Sorry but you people from Pittsburgh always do the great state of PA proud!
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Did anyone else hear that McCain called her lying ass personally and Palin called her parents. Then McCain pushed this story out into the press.
Maybe he should have wated until the full investigation was done.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 24, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Well, well, well, uh huh, *waving finger* see how some of those Republican ho's are.
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Some is right. It would take at least two or three of them to combines their few braincells to come up with that masterful plot.
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A politician is a politician, Democrat or Rebublican they all suck and they all fucking lie. Believe it or not both parties are to blame for the mess we're in right now, and unless they can learn to work together we are all fucked no matter who becomes president.
This poor girl is just some backwards turd who wanted attention.
Well, well, well, uh huh, *waving finger* see how some of those Republican ho's are.
Elisabitch Hasselfuck probably came up with this "plan".
It has LOOSER STOOPID HWORE written all over it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yeah, MK bitch should HAVE gone with an "O" but peeps would HAVE thought that was for Oprah...I mean, that's his running mate isn't it? I mean after Biden kicks it....
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Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Score one for Obama! Dumb bitch just scored one in her own net!
Elections are WAY more interesting in the States. Much more like sport.
LOL angel
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That bitch isn't anywhere near slapped up enough. I mean, what was she *bashed* with, a fluffy toy?
Maybe she was hoping McCain might offer her an internship for her loyalty and suffering. Shucks, she'd take her teeth out for McCain.
I guess it should be given a few points of IQ for not stretching it further and claiming to be raped too. Obama supporters wouldn't stoop that low.
I hope she enjoys the notoriety for being the dumbest gunt in the USA.
God bless Canada. I suggest you start building the wall, STAT.
Submitted by Provolone on October 24, 2008 - 7:14pm.
She should of went with the 'O' instead of the B. No worries of it being backward and plus 'O' is the symbol Obama uses. Maybe she didn't want to hear the jokes from the witty guy in the office. "Hey you guys see Ashley's O face...OH Oh OH Oh"
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Submitted by bisou on October 24, 2008 - 6:18pm.
oh shit! I just thought of something! You know how some Americans say they'll move to Canada if McCain/Palin win? What if Obama wins and Canada gets flooded with redneck douche bigots? I'm sure they'll love Harper.
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Let's send them to Saint Pierre and Miquelon just to confuse the fuck out of them.
take their guns and give them fishing poles. LOL and a styrofoam cup of bait.
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grandpa mccain should dump palin and get homegirl as his veep.
Oh shit! My roommate just told me about this! It happened a few blocks from my house! Fuckin' yinzers....
Score one for Obama! Dumb bitch just scored one in her own net!
Elections are WAY more interesting in the States. Much more like sport.
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Gry I LOVE you! Thank you for that comment. I have to go to Indiana 7 days out of the year to visit family and hear that type of shit (from unfriendly acquaintances who know I live in NYC) CONSTANTLY.
No, we are not elitists. Yeah, I'm sorry watching the news footage of 9/11 upset you so much. Don't you DARE call us un-American.
Does anyone know what really happend to her face? Did she do this to herself?
Submitted by snowpiece on October 24, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Mrs K yeah true, he's EEEEEVIL
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and Dick Cheney.
the neocons HATE democracy.
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She should of went with the 'O' instead of the B. No worries of it being backward and plus 'O' is the symbol Obama uses. Maybe she didn't want to hear the jokes from the witty guy in the office. "Hey you guys see Ashley's O face...OH Oh OH Oh"
Mrs K yeah true, he's EEEEEVIL
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 24, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Oh I believe it. Our next door neighbor is a complete hillbilly without a trailer. Yes there are plenty of such people less than 20 miles from Chicago. Anyway, he and my husband are friendly, (the hillbilly is a pot source), and we were chatting a few weeks ago, when I said I feared for Obama's life. He gave a big laugh, (showing his summer teeth), and said, "Yeah, somebody's gonna git that N-word."
I told him I thought that was horrible. He said, "It's just an opinion."
I said, "Laughing about the possible assassination of somebody is NOT an opinion, it's fucked up."
He changed the subject.
Fucking scary.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 24, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Mrs K. I find attitudes of many McCain supporters to be, in MY view, totally "unpatriotic".
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I blame Karl Rove.
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Mrs K. I find attitudes of many McCain supporters to be, in MY view, totally "unpatriotic". Who the fuck are THEY calling "how irresponsible"???
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Gotdamn I just laughed so hard I peed.
Submitted by Deb on October 24, 2008 - 6:50pm.
there's a woman in my office who "just can't vote for anyone whose middle name is Hussein."
Guess what, sister, that is blatant discrimination and THAT is very unAmerican.
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Submitted by happyface on October 24, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Mrs. Kravitz-
And you know the right wing was dying to find out whether Obama and his wife ever used affirmative action. So far, doesn't seem like they did.
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*groan* I know.
And Bush and McCain were legacy students at their respective schools.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 24, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Yep. As much of a DL junkie I am, I'm also a news addict. This campaign is just surreal to me. It's "1984" and "Atlas Shrugged" in real time.
That these candidates can just lie and lie with a straight face, while the FACTS are there for anyone who cares to read them, blows my mind.
And don't get me started on "Joe the Plumber"! Oh, who IS John Galt?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This frightens me. I'm so afraid Obama is going get assassinated if he wins.
Is she Morton Downey Jr's daughter? If she is bitch never learned a thing from daddy dearest.
Gry:"only to then waltz in, drape yourselves in the attack that hit us right where we live, and ultimately give yourselves pats on the backs about what decent, salt-of-the-earth folks you are"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Here in DC a news story is out about Joe McCain, John's brother. He called Virginia's 911 to complain about rush hour traffic. When the dispatcher scolded him about calling 911 for a non-emergency, he cussed at her and hung up. The dispatcher redialed and got Joe McCain's voicemail.
Now the doofus is apologizing, saying he thought the phone was off and would never speak to an officer of the law like that. He's taken himself out of his brother's campaign. Wouldn't want to be criticized for an elitist attitude I guess.
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Mrs. Kravitz-
And you know the right wing was dying to find out whether Obama and his wife ever used affirmative action. So far, doesn't seem like they did.
Thank you, Gry.
New York was attacked on 911. New York is American. Yeah, people in the Bronx are such "elitists".
Let's just look at the candidates. The fact is that McCain Palin rhetoric induces more agitation and fear than Obama and Biden.
P.S. This right-wing bashing of education is ridiculous. Education is supposed to be the American dream. Secondly, how can we be the #1 nation when we shame our educated citizens for being "elitist"?