The B Is For......
In case you were sucking dick in the office bathroom and haven't read about this shit yet, the girl who claimed she was beat down by an Obama supporter admitted to lie-telling. 20-year-old Ashley Todd basically pulled the story out of her ass. She went to the police after she said a "black guy" robbed her shit at an ATM and then carved a "B" on her face, because he saw the McCain bumper sticker on her car. The "B" was for "Bitch, please!"
The cops says she is being charged with being a dumb bitch and making a false report.
Ok. If you're going to do this shit. Do it right! Get a fucking friend to carve the "B," so that it's not backwards! If you have to do it yourself, do an "O" instead! DAMN! Do I have to teach these nitwit whores everything? She could've called me up. I would've done it for her, but instead of carving her face with a "B," I would've written "Dumb Bitch" on her forehead with a Sharpie.
This ho needs to call it a day and take a fucking nap. Playtime is over!
Thanks to all you whores who sent this to me with the subject: THIS BITCH IS SO DUMB. That shit made me laugh.
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Submitted by Deb on October 24, 2008 - 6:38pm.
One more thing. The McCain fringe-dwellers are panicking, because 2 weeks from the election, there is no "dirt" to be found on Obama, and McCain STILL doesn't have a plan.
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EXACTLY DEB, and everyday there is at least one story about Palin that goes a little something like this...
WASHINGTON — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin calls herself a fiscal conservative who wants to "rein in government spending." She says she "reformed the abuses of earmarks in our state." Republican John McCain said during the last debate that his running mate has "cut the size of government."
But Palin didn't cut the size of government as mayor of Wasilla, and she hasn't done so as Alaska's governor, city and state budget records show. Spending in fast-growing Wasilla increased by 55% during her tenure from 1996-2002, records show. In nearly two years as governor, she has presided over a 31% spending hike by a state government that sought earmarks from Washington even as it reaped billions from higher oil prices and Palin-backed tax increases on oil companies.
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Once again I must declare my undying love for Gry.
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When I saw this news item this morning I figured something in the milk ain't clean.
First, what kind of thief settles for $60?
Second, the all-too-convenient "It was a black guy".
Third, what thief sticks around after a theft to "discover" the victim's political bumpersticker, and decides to go on an Obama tirade whilst beating and carving a backwards B on the victim's face?
Fourth, and the biggest tell-there is no swelling of the "black" eye. I've seen more convincing black eyes in the old Tareyton cigarette ads.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/236/515229185_242b9c36d9.jpg
One more thing. The McCain fringe-dwellers are panicking, because 2 weeks from the election, there is no "dirt" to be found on Obama, and McCain STILL doesn't have a plan.
Disgusting.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Three cheers for Gry!
"However, if you want to see real, not pretend, violence by democrats, just walk through Manhattan with a McCain shirt and watch the "peaceful, tolerant" liberal assholes do their work!"
Well, as a native New Yorker I'm happy to offer you a much-deserved "Fuck You!" because (and I'm speaking on all those dirty, godless, sodomite East Coasters when I say this): we're sick to our asses of types like you who vilify our city as a nest of beret-wearing pinkos who had it coming, only to then waltz in, drape yourselves in the attack that hit us right where we live, and ultimately give yourselves pats on the backs about what decent, salt-of-the-earth folks you are. Like jack-booted Reptilian Queen Sarah Palin, your only real understanding of our lives is a quick photo-op, a burger at Hard Rock, and a knock-off Versace handbag -- the name of which you'll inevitably mispronounce.
We'll tolerate a lot in NY. Knuckle-dragging fucktardery disguised as self-generated Right Wing faux-victimization is just too much to stomach.
Submitted by bisou on October 24, 2008 - 6:18pm.
oh shit! I just thought of something! You know how some Americans say they'll move to Canada if McCain/Palin win? What if Obama wins and Canada gets flooded with redneck douche bigots? I'm sure they'll love Harper.
That always made more sense to me than liberals moving to Canada. TONS of white people, poutine, country music and 6.0% alcohol beer (Love that Labatt Blue Dry and Molson XXX)! Not to mention those 50$ dollar blowjobs from strippers, Shout Out to Le Club Chez Diane "It's closer than you think"!
I love canada
Submitted by Provolone on October 24, 2008 - 6:15pm.
She probably carved the B backwards because she was looking into a mirror
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I think you hit the tard on the head there. This bint needs to be sterilized STAT.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 24, 2008 - 6:11pm.
I figured she did, but am dumbfounded she does not understand the basic properties of reflective surfaces. Actually, never mind.
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oh shit! I just thought of something! You know how some Americans say they'll move to Canada if McCain/Palin win? What if Obama wins and Canada gets flooded with redneck douche bigots? I'm sure they'll love Harper.
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She probably carved the B backwards because she was looking into a mirror
KING BENJI MADDEN (but Paris can't be Queen)
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If Paris is queen maybe we could bring back the guillotine
Proof positive of what sort of mind power the McCain camp is dealing with.
What really troubled me was hearing a about the bar cub who was shot and had Obams signs covered all over him. Sick Republicans.
Submitted by bisou on October 24, 2008 - 6:10pm.
I've read this story over and over and no matter how many times I do I can't believe it - bitch carved the B backwards?!
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Maybe she did it in the mirror? Either way- it should have been a "D" for dumbass!
I've read this story over and over and no matter how many times I do I can't believe it - bitch carved the B backwards?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
TITS: well I like to say NYC but I only work there now, I moved to the backwaters of New Jersey.
where in Canada?
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TITTAY Ho!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 24, 2008 - 5:49pm.
et tu?
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Way to show us "fake Americans" the true colors of all the "real Americans"!
What a Btard this girl is.
Republican HQ Manager's Home Shot Up Over McCain Signs
Republican manager said he is convinced he was targeted because of new McCain signs he added around his home.
"All I can tell you is this, I have a very good relationship with my neighbors," Coverely said. "I mow my lawn. The only thing that has changed is I have two McCain signs in my front yard."
People that take politics so seriously as to shoot up someone's house or carve a B in their face or boo someone with a McCain or Obama shirt really needs to get a fucking life. Nothing's going to change. The only difference between the two is abortion rights, and the tax rate for people that make over 250k a year. 95% of Americans are going to get a tax break...HA, 40% don't even pay Fed. Income taxes (why nobody brings that up is beyond me). This whole election stuff is ca ca, bring back monarchy's
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@TITS.. yes it does.. LMAO...
LOL TITS, gotcha
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Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 24, 2008 - 5:35pm.
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You're STILL on that?! Get new material already, damn.
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Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 24, 2008 - 5:34pm.
The girl is a fool definitely - however, if you want to see real, not pretend, violence by democrats, just walk through Manhattan with a McCain shirt and watch the "peaceful, tolerant" liberal assholes do their work!
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Right winged, ignorant bitch.
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Stupid piece of trash
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Submitted by Happy Hour on October 24, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Maybe is Maybeline
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Does my laughing at the every.single.time. make me a moron?
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Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 24, 2008 - 5:34pm.
The girl is a fool definitely - however, if you want to see real, not pretend, violence by democrats, just walk through Manhattan with a McCain shirt and watch the "peaceful, tolerant" liberal assholes do their work!
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c'mon, they are just being typical New Yorkers.
How about those Yankees, huh?
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she is as bad as the 'cancer' lady on the latest glamour article
I don't think there is any need for us to fear for Obama's safety. He will be better protected than previous presidents, just because the secret service fear for his safety.
On topic . . . this woman is sick and needs help. I feel sorry for anyone who needs attention as much as she obviously does. She needs to be pitied not vilified.
Sorry for all the articles, but this is just sickening. With our economy...Read on folks!
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/24/pains-makeup-stylist-fetch...
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
One more thing - as incredibly dumb as this bitch is - I BET SHE KNOWS HOW MANY LETTERS ARE IN THE WORD "JOBS" lol!!
The girl is a fool definitely - however, if you want to see real, not pretend, violence by democrats, just walk through Manhattan with a McCain shirt and watch the "peaceful, tolerant" liberal assholes do their work!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 24, 2008 - 5:09pm.
TITS where are you? I mean where do you live?
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mostly in my bedroom. NEVER set up your computer next to your bed. All i need now is for someone to bring me food and a pot to piss in - i'd never have to leave.
(2nd largest country in the world babee)
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I totally want to go to Grant Park in Chicago on the 4th - but I really think some whack jobs like this nasty bitch will jus create a mob scene.
I too fear for Obama's safety.
Some asshole shouted "kill him" at a McPalin race/convention. What are we in teh fucking 50's?
Besides, the guy has two daughters. People SUCKKKK
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
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Another winner for McCain...
BTW, making a false report is a FELONY. What a moron.
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Atleast that takes one seriously scaring stupid-arse out of the voting booth.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
I honestly fear for Obama's safety, especially if he wins.
And I fear for everyone'e safety if Palin is anywhere near the White House.
I guess I am a total chicken shit right now.
In case you were sucking dick in the office bathroom and haven't read about this shit yet
LOL
Do I have to teach these nitwit whores everything?
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Isn't she just the perfect storm of stupidity.
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I thought that was Sarah Palin's gimmick! I marvel at how you can get that far in life with next to nothing to back it up. Ashley, "the perfect storm of stupidity" belongs to Sarah and she's working the hell out of it. $150,000 dollars to make you holla. Find yourself another corner, trick!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Hands down fucktard of the year!!!!
What an evil little cunt. Hopefully the public humiliation will teach this racist piece of shit to stay in her hole.
Her Republican fucktard parents must be proud, LMFAO!!
Maybe is Maybeline
TITS where are you? I mean where do you live?
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AND your eye doesn't immediately go black does it?
i was reading gawker last night (as all you wussies go to sleep sooo early and it was dead here, not even the aussies were out) and they had something from he online page about how easy and fun it was to lie.
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Isn't she just the perfect storm of stupidity.
the DUDE! abides...
You know what? Who the fuck cares if this even happened to be true? It's not like Obama did it. Any idiot who would conclude that suddenly all Obama supporters, and Obama himself, are like one douchey thug asshole who committed a random act of violence need to be executed. I hate people.
Submitted by KD on October 24, 2008 - 4:28pm.
I could make my makeup look like that too. Maybe i'll dress up like this idiot for holloween.
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DO IT!! DO IT!!!
I'd give you a little bag of chips AND 3 small choc bars for that costume.
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What a racist, idiotic, radical, cunty nutjob. I hope she rots in jail! Fucking Republican.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 4:55pm.
check out that link i posted.. totally what youre talking about
have a great weekdned everyone!!
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