The B Is For......
In case you were sucking dick in the office bathroom and haven't read about this shit yet, the girl who claimed she was beat down by an Obama supporter admitted to lie-telling. 20-year-old Ashley Todd basically pulled the story out of her ass. She went to the police after she said a "black guy" robbed her shit at an ATM and then carved a "B" on her face, because he saw the McCain bumper sticker on her car. The "B" was for "Bitch, please!"
The cops says she is being charged with being a dumb bitch and making a false report.
Ok. If you're going to do this shit. Do it right! Get a fucking friend to carve the "B," so that it's not backwards! If you have to do it yourself, do an "O" instead! DAMN! Do I have to teach these nitwit whores everything? She could've called me up. I would've done it for her, but instead of carving her face with a "B," I would've written "Dumb Bitch" on her forehead with a Sharpie.
This ho needs to call it a day and take a fucking nap. Playtime is over!
Thanks to all you whores who sent this to me with the subject: THIS BITCH IS SO DUMB. That shit made me laugh.
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Mccain's supporters are something alright.
Just having Twit and Twat as supporters says enough.
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Submitted by moomarse on October 24, 2008 - 4:52pm.
and a lovely avie it is!!
♥stanley mouse♥
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CTH,
This IS the typical McPalin supporter, which makes me VERY AFRAID for the life of Obama! Seriously! McCain / Palin have turned their supporters into rabid dogs in Klan hoods!!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Sick bitch.
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"I always thought soul food was food you ate while listening to soul music." - Yes this is a real quote I heard one time.
Now she needs to carve a D next to it so she'll remember everytime she looks in the mirror that she's a DUMB BITCH!!!!
i hate people like her...crazy attention whore bitch. i would like to personally cut her damn face. i knew this story was bs when i first heard it...now i know 4 sure......vote obama this november! i am a former repub who saw the light
too bad this wasn't Heidi
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
My avitar is smarter than this dumb ass...
and mind you , the right wing birdcage liner known as The New York Post had this story telling liar mouth on page 2 .
I really hope Obama can pull it off and get elected, our nation and the planet cannot afford another 4 yrs of Republicunt mess .
Oh this fat bitch is dumb..
I mean , like you have said before about Kiki Dunst MK, sometimes you just have to shutup and the joke will write itself
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
I was suspicious of this when I saw the picture. It looks like the 'B' was made with a paper clip, not a knife.
As far as giving this "bitch" credibility, kind of reminds you of the Duke lacrosse rape case or Tawana Brawley (i think that was her name). Whenever a woman cries wolf the media believes them. Especially if the claim is a white chick getting it from a black guy or a black chick getting it from a white guy.
Calm down, she was actually taking a test to measure the stupidity of McCain supporters.. from my standpoint she passed..
Stupid cunt.
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
Submitted by missy on October 24, 2008 - 4:40pm.
ITA. I'm hoping for less hate and more sense at the polls. I wonder if McCain will speak out against this act now.
So this girl has finally admitted to the police that this story is fake. DUH!!
"Ashley Todd told police she doesn't know how she got the "B" on her face and suspects she might have done it to herself in her car, but doesn't actually remember.
Police say she was very polite and very cooperative, however they have discovered she has a history of mental problems.
Cops say she is being charged with making a false report to police. "
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
typical mccain supporter.
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Thanks for the link Missy
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
McCain has the phenomenally ignorant redneck yahoo vote on lock. Let's just hope their numbers aren't as high as they've been in the last...oh...8 years or so.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
She kinda looks like Kelly Osbornes lost twin sister...
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Oh shizz...and that black eye looks old...like she's had it awhile. THEN she got the genius idea to pull this stunt.
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Susan Smith (from her prison cell) is saying "Bitch, they ain't buying that shit".
The "B" marked on her face backwards is beyond hilarious.
It's frightening to think a asshat like this is actually eligible to vote.
Anything for your 15 minutes now days.
What a dumb bitch!
ah Slutts, we can always count on you for a good cackle.......heehee
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How to lose your party the election in one move! LOL! Dumb fucking cunt!!!!!!! This made my day! :D
We can blame McCain and Palin for this crap.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dawn-teo/mccain-palin-and-the-luci_b_13657...
They created this atmosphere of hate and untruths, and then they act surprised when their rallys practically turn into lynchings.
UGH!
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And puh-leeze, this tumbling shitheel is so obviously a racist famewhore. And a lousy one at that! I can't even believe the news thought any of that shit was real.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
THAT BITCH IS SO DUMB.
Now this would be a GREAT halloween costume!!! heheheh
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
The cops "noticed inconsistencies" in her story. Hell, I don't need to be on Law & Order to know that a letter carved into a face BACKWARDS pretty much proves the douchebag did it themselves in a mirror!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Sluttsville: LMAO
(thank you)
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 24, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Hi McSlutty. *channeling IG* That is all.
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what a classy bitch
I saw this on the news this morning and I said, "Please, the B is backward." WTF. This stunk on ice from the beginning. And McCain called with sympathy and support. Wonder if his health care plan will pay for her shrink?
Sluttsville- I'm pretty sure the "black eyes" are makeup. I look like that sometimes when I use some cheap crap. I finally found some eyeliner that doesn't bleed like that.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aaaaah shit, a backwards "b"?! COME ON, Bitch wasn't even trying.
Now seriously, I'm glad I'm not american. This election of yours is too fucking scary. Please vote, my friends! Anything is better than the McCain/Palin ticket!!
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 4:30pm.
no seriously, what's the 'B' for?
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Bitch dun fukked up
whoops, i thought this was beth ditto on a good day
-=meow hiss purr=-
...and the "B" is backward because she was looking in the mirror when she did it. Puhleeze.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
beyond dumb. this bitch is dangerous.
dangerously dumb. not a good combo.
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Another winner for McCain...
BTW, making a false report is a FELONY. What a moron.
This is so fuckin vile, and disrespectful to woman who have actully been assaulted (and/or raped). False "reports" like these make it harder for the next woman that are assaulted. And how convenient a "black guy" what a fuckin rasict CUNT.
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Go Phillies!
Someone kick her hard in the no-no-hole.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by ricki lake on October 24, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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ROFL! You just made my sides hurt, you bastard!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Randy1: BAWAHHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAAHHHAAAAAAA
good one
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Oh My God! Michael K are you watching me?? Seriously...keep the office blow jobs on the DL. (down low NOT D Listed!!!)
Oh, uh...on topic...xxyxz put it the best.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
she's fug
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 4:30pm.
no seriously, what's the 'B' for?"
Barack?
no seriously, what's the 'B' for?
Busted!
Randy, LOL, that's a good one!
*wipes mouth on sleeve* I'm sorry, I've been in the bathroom sucking dick....did she say how she got the black eye? Did she do it herself or did have someone to do it for her?
no seriously, what's the 'B' for?