The B Is For......
In case you were sucking dick in the office bathroom and haven't read about this shit yet, the girl who claimed she was beat down by an Obama supporter admitted to lie-telling. 20-year-old Ashley Todd basically pulled the story out of her ass. She went to the police after she said a "black guy" robbed her shit at an ATM and then carved a "B" on her face, because he saw the McCain bumper sticker on her car. The "B" was for "Bitch, please!"
The cops says she is being charged with being a dumb bitch and making a false report.
Ok. If you're going to do this shit. Do it right! Get a fucking friend to carve the "B," so that it's not backwards! If you have to do it yourself, do an "O" instead! DAMN! Do I have to teach these nitwit whores everything? She could've called me up. I would've done it for her, but instead of carving her face with a "B," I would've written "Dumb Bitch" on her forehead with a Sharpie.
This ho needs to call it a day and take a fucking nap. Playtime is over!
Thanks to all you whores who sent this to me with the subject: THIS BITCH IS SO DUMB. That shit made me laugh.
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Ship this bitch to Alaska. It's only a matter of time before Palin shoots her from a plane. Ugly, moose-faced cunt.
Could her mom stil qualify for a 20 year late term abortion?
Someone needs medication, she's not right.
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Dick happens! - MK
lmao...wow that bitch is so dumb seriously
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
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I could make my makeup look like that too. Maybe i'll dress up like this idiot for holloween.
Wow. I. Am. Shocked.
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She needs for both eyes to match... any takers?
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Ugly fucking whore. I hope a real Obama supporter hunts her down and cuts her fat fucking head off. Insipid cow.
Police were clued in by the fact the backwards "B" was carved using a mirror.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
I hope this crazy bitch pays in hell for telling such a hateful dumbfuck lie. And what does it say about McCain/Palin that they both immediately called this lying slag bitch to give their sympathies, thus giving this lying ho's story credibility. Yea, that's a sign of great judgement.
WTH? It is our fault for actually paying attention to this shit that attention whores do this. but then again.....
she def deserves a beating now
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Stupid fucking cunt!!!!
Don't tell me...Susan Smith's little sister? Okay I quit this bitch, we're eating dinner early! G'night hot horz! Xo
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
typical
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!