Saturday, October 25th 2008
Daisy Watch
It's about that time when we check with the tortured creature known as Daisy Simpson. Yup, she still has "end my misery" written in her eyes. Daisy probably spends more of her day putting her paws together and praying to the gods that Ken Paves turns her into one of his raggedy weaves already.
Daisy, just remember that if that big-tittied frog becomes too much to handle, there's always the "bite the bagina" option. I've posted this hot shit video before, but it's been making the rounds again and Daisy needs to study it for possible future reference. "He jump on my bagina because he get so crazeee!" I need that on my tombstone.
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ROTFLMAO @ "Yup, she still has "end my misery" written in her eyes".
I predict a celeb dog support group in the future.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Damn you Sheeps for posting that link, and damn me for clicking on that link.
You're welcome! That girl can sing AND dance, huh?
That Woman in the vid is priceless. WTF?
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
Damn you Sheeps for posting that link, and damn me for clicking on that link....now I've got to leave the house to keep from committing suicide.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 10:15am.
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Oh I don't know. Candles..wine..soft music..a little vigorous throttling. Sounds quite romantic to me.
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..........and WHY DOES HE BITE HER IN THE VAGINA!? eeeewwww someone has a deep dark secret take the dog away from her.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 25, 2008 - 8:55pm.
I'm sure people would line up to asphyxiate her; I just don't think it'd be very erotic.
Poor Daisy....suicide watch, anyone?
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That dog really likes the bagina.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
What the fuck?
Methinks bagina lady isn't a real ginge. Faker!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 25, 2008 - 8:55pm.
You don't say? Asphyxiation? That would leave bruises on your neck wouldn't it? Will now be on the lookout for her wearing scarves a lot!
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forget the dog...that WOMAN needs to be put to sleep. geez.
Tiger lilly - are you into nipple clamps?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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That's what the blind item said! They never would have thunk it in a million years! It's no her...or, maybe Chiniston? Nahhh, it's Chesitca... Poor Daisy prolly witnessed some of that fuckery...:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 25, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Yeah man...you never see Tony around, huh? Well, I guess it IS football season. I guess that works out pretty well for them. She's all sexually repressed and he prolly avoids sexy times during the season right...win/win, no?
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Oooh, girl there was a blind item about this ho, how she was into some KINK that Romo din't want no part of. Yeah, bitch like that erotic asphyxiation shit, and he did it to her once, freaked out and called it quits with her (when they first broke up), but then she said she'd tone it down, so they got back togever...How sweet...
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O Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally. Interesting...I never woulda thunk it. So THAT's why she's chubbing up - I was tryna figure that one out. She's not getting her perv on. Ick. LOL
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Yeah man...you never see Tony around, huh? Well, I guess it IS football season. I guess that works out pretty well for them. She's all sexually repressed and he prolly avoids sexy times during the season right...win/win, no?
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Oooh, girl there was a blind item about this ho, how she was into some KINK that Romo din't want no part of. Yeah, bitch like that erotic asphyxiation shit, and he did it to her once, freaked out and called it quits with her (when they first broke up), but then she said she'd tone it down, so they got back togever...How sweet...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yeah man...you never see Tony around, huh? Well, I guess it IS football season. I guess that works out pretty well for them. She's all sexually repressed and he prolly avoids sexy times during the season right...win/win, no?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Dear God,
I've heard that chocolate is fatal to a dog if ingested in large quantities. I'm presently stocking up, as the evil one has much left over from her binges due to previous failed relationships. Unfortunately, this did not prove fatal to "her froginess". Please provide me with the inspiration to take my life in this fashion, as any other means escape, at this point, has proven futile...
with love and devotion,
Daisy
P.s. Pleas inform that Tony Romo is going to dump her desperate ass in 5...4...3...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think Daisy is looking very stoic. She's accepted her fate.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by Sheeps on October 25, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Jessica does a great version of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'." I bet you can't watch all 4:10.
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I am sending you a virtual karate chop because you posted this simple arse video. LOL
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
It's really hard to know with her though, because her weight seems to change often.
Probably period bloat, although I totally believe that she'd get knocked up in order to secure her man or get some pr.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I cannot stand this stupid bitch.
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EXACTLY what I think every time I see this twat's gaping piehole.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 5:56pm.
I agree Socky. Jess is one desperate girl. She makes Aniston look totally secure!
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Hi! PSL! Yeah, using her dog as a prop adds to the desperation. I hate her. And Aniston...at least people aren't wearing masks with her face on it! lol
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I agree Socky. Jess is one desperate girl. She makes Aniston look totally secure!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 5:46pm.
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Chestica reeks of desperation...no matter what she does or who she is with...she reeks!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 25, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Please don't tell me this bitch is pregnant. And I ain't talking about Daisy.
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Ugh. Can you imagine? That reminds me of when a good friend of mine was pregnant--- we were over at another friend's place whose father happened to be a doctor. He walked in the room, took one look at her and said, "Oh, Jesus. Another one full of pups."
Not very politically correct, especially for a doctor, but we laughed like loons.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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The Simpson Parents will be so happy if Jess is preggers. That will be TWO daughters knocked up before marriage......!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Please don't tell me this bitch is pregnant. And I ain't talking about Daisy.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Have a great time Aphid!
Sexy Vampire!
PS...I always tip my waitress.....:)
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Submitted by sheeps
"Fetch the Bratwurst" is my favorite game, but I def don't bite no baginas.
and I only Fetch the Brats that are offered to me.
I feel bad for that poor labrador.
PS We still talking bout dogs?
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Aphid on October 25, 2008 - 5:26pm.
hahahaha. And no cover.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 25, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Aphid on October 25, 2008 - 5:10pm.
You're not dressing up?
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Wow. That was good.
He's here all week folks. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.
Thanks islandgirl! :) He's excited about the gory "wound" we're putting on his neck, and all the fake blood he'll have on. He's a silly boy.
Submitted by Aphid on October 25, 2008 - 5:10pm.
You're not dressing up?
If you don't want a dog to bite your bagina, don't make him play Fetch the Bratwurst.
Have fun, doll. You will be gorgeous, no doubt, and I love that your BF is going as a blood-drained minion--- that's what I call secure!!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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I have a terrible leanover headache and LOLROTFL
did not help. I love this Youtube!!
This is the reason why I am a cat person.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Oh boy....LOL! Well, hope all's going well in your sort-of new home!!
I'm off to a Halloween party tonight. I'm going as a slutty vampire queen and the bf is going to be my blood-drained minion.
Aphid, it HAS been awhile... I've been here for 5 months. YIKES!! xoxo
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Hi island girl! Yes it's me.....just popping on to see what's new and exciting in the world of celebutards. How are you doing? Did you move?
Is that Aphid??? Do my eyes deceive me? Hola!!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Hey she looks knocked up. Maybe that's why Daisy is unhappy.
P.S. That video is classic.
Celebrities should not be allowed to have pets or children. Especially ditzy blonds!
Awe . . . I know it's the chola owner's fault for not properly training her SOB, but I still feel bad for her.
"He can make lurve, but he can't make babeez." :(
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"I think those shoes were made out of recycled wastebaskets."
That makes sense. It's still a very unf*ckingflattering pair of shoes.
The dog is pretty cute though.
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Dayum! Had to come look at those shoes...
Did she win them in a bitch fight with Jodie Marsh?
Is she preggo?
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I think those shoes were made out of recycled wastebaskets.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
HATE those shoes. WTF is up with the damned things? Are they made out of fishnet?
I can only imagine how uncomfortable they must be.
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