These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Miranda
ARGH!!!!!
the best thing LoveAngelina ever gave me was her description of how comfy crocs are:
(loosely paraphrased)
"Crocs are more comfortable than a velvet vagina. They're like sticking your foot up a clouds ass."
hahaha!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
You are so right, yves, ". . . and you know all these stupid bitches are going to be wearing this shit all winter." And all summer too, just as they do with Uggs. We need Ed Hardy to get in on the act and decorate them with a few skulls.
Me is thinking that an occasional fotoooooh of one of our celebs dropping a duke should give us a better perspective on what they are all about and who they are. Who of our precious celebs is not willing to admit his or her's stinks just as much as Barry O's, e.g..? Speaking of BO, how is it that none of the gaydar boyz have picked him out for what he iz?
Indiana Jones knowz. Doesn't he, Cally?
this is so absolutely disgusting. oh my god. horrible. nasty. baby jesus is gaging his own eyes out because this shit is so fucking painful to see. and you know all these stupid bitches are going to be wearing this shit all winter.
Submitted by Creepella on October 26, 2008 - 12:53pm.
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only about 20 posts were regarding the story. :)
Over 500 comments on Cruggs? You would at least think Angelina Jolie would be wearing them while walking on water.
I actually uhmmm uh oh what the hell I would wear them! Except Croc's are the things that hell is made up of.
looks like ugg has competition in the boot monstrosity market.
mk u r just tooo funny..''They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea''....LOL
There's no doubt that Britney and Jamie-Lynn would SO endorse these, if only they had a pocket to hold their smokes.
Sandbitch, your avie is all kinds of wrong! I love it!
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Dick happens! - MK
Cruggs?
hehe he hehe teha
Got the ice rink to meself again...
weeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
**splat**
Goodnight TITTAY darling...
I'm taking the Pomeranian for a walk along the beach - I'll be thinking of ya!
.........*crickets*
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Bob Saget would have a long skinny dick, I'd reckon. Pencil dick.
Do you think the yankies will like my new avie??
Just wait until I figure how to chola this bitch up, it's got 20 frames. Any ideas Angel?
Oh, apparently people sent porn to AFHV and he kept the tapes.
America's Unfunniest Comic eh?
lol.
I hope you got free drinks too.
that man is SUCH an ass. right up there with howie mandel in my book.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 1:47am.
LCT - any booing?
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No, but there were a lot of silent pauses from the audience. He wouldn't stop talking about putting his own cock in things: small children, grandmas, squirrels, etc. And it wasn't funny. MK could make that shut funny. Saget just made it weird, disgusting, and uncomfortable.
A bizzaro danny tanner.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 1:43am.
Okays - I'm still here, sorta popped back. Saget sucked did he? Poor bastard. I guess he still has bills to pay eh? The Olsen twins probably have a bigger port folio of assets than he does. When I saw him in '94 he said he wanted to bash them - he prolly still does. You dint waste too much $ did you LCT?
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It was terrible! You guys know how easily entertained I am, and I didn't even crack a smile the first 45 minutes, and only did afterwards when he talked about farting and diarrhea and some guy yelled "Fuck you, Bob!"
Fuck no, the ticket was free otherwise I wouldn't have gone. God that sucked. Ugh. I hope he's usually better.
Wait - but did you know it was polar opposite to Danny Tanner?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
LCT - any booing?
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 26, 2008 - 1:38am.
I just got back from Bob Saget's standup comedy act.
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No way! I love his stand up! Really?
Wha'happen?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 26, 2008 - 1:38am.
I just got back from Bob Saget's standup comedy act.
Least funny man alive, and so horribly disgusting. I feel bad saying that because I fucking love Danny Tanner, but not cool. Not cool at all.
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Okays - I'm still here, sorta popped back. Saget sucked did he? Poor bastard. I guess he still has bills to pay eh? The Olsen twins probably have a bigger port folio of assets than he does. When I saw him in '94 he said he wanted to bash them - he prolly still does. You dint waste too much $ did you LCT?
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 1:32am.
jus you an me angel.
do you know they refer to ontario as the east coast here?
i miss is most this time of year. only fall colours we get are the leaves turning yellow then prompty dropping to the ground. pitiful.
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I do actually.
And I remember the fall (or lack thereof) over there too. It's totally made up for by an extra-long spring (of which we have none).
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HAPPYBMDAY!
I just got back from Bob Saget's standup comedy act.
Least funny man alive, and so horribly disgusting. I feel bad saying that because I fucking love Danny Tanner, but not cool. Not cool at all.
jus you an me angel.
do you know they refer to ontario as the east coast here?
i miss is most this time of year. only fall colours we get are the leaves turning yellow then prompty dropping to the ground. pitiful.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
And Rosemary and attention.whore!
Nite, JohnBoy!
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Night, whateverTVjustcalledyou!
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Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 1:10am.
found them! http://tinypic.com/mbllkp.jpg
they're ugly, but i recall seeing worse than this.
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Show off!
Me too.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Nite, m2c
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Later beeches. Might peek in later! SmOOches!
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Nite, Rosemary, nice to meet ya
Nite, Sandbitch, save some bbq
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
alright i can't keep my eyes open anymore, nite y'all, don't buy crocs
OK beautiful bitches - it's time for moi to fire up the BBQ and cook dinner - I'll throw a prawn on for y'all. See you in the morrow.
http://www.guidebooks.com.au/Cookbook%20outdoor%20images/Ckbk%20BBQ%20pr...
**smooches**
found them! http://tinypic.com/mbllkp.jpg
they're ugly, but i recall seeing worse than this.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
My next boots will be Redbacks. They are so comfy. I've sent my brother in Tucson two pairs and he loves loves loves them... They mail to the USA.
http://www.aussieboots.com.au/images/redback/UBBK.jpg
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 26, 2008 - 12:57am.
I actually started to laugh when I saw these ugly ass shoes.
These boots coupled with some Lohan kneepad leggings could make quite a fashion statement.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
TV not until the next turn off.
that works on so many levels, it's almost funny
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Yeah TITS those are the ones i think are cute sometimes! lol
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 26, 2008 - 12:58am.
HAHAHA. TITS!! Duckboots! That was the saddest link ever!
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yup. i was trying to shame the lazy assed motherfucker who couldn't type duckboots into google.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 1:01am.
tv - good one. took me a good 5 second to get it.
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could you explain it to me then? I've been drinking.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Night attention.whore! Hey I thought you were leaving. Stop posing in the doorway! And we've all seen tittays before, put them away! G'damn attention.whore's.
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rosemary - dr scholls clogs? wowsas - memory lane.
earth shoes anyone?
tv - good one. took me a good 5 second to get it.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
I think those duck shoes and the other shoes the other rubber ones would hurt my feet though
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:56am.
Angel, I'll swap my worn in Blundstones for your duckboots...
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/australianmade-boots-becoming-an-...
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O = I have a Blundstone dealer right down the street. But they sell new ones. LOL!
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UGG makes some slip on shoes , i have a pair lol
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 12:50am.
http://www.hanksclothing.com/waterproof_duck_boots_and%20_shoes.html
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Well, they are SO not as bad as they used to be.
It's kind of sad because they were truly truly hideous and everyone wore them.
And now I just feel old cuz I can't even FIND the old ones!
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pfft. is the dixie mall still a honking big factory reject outlet? they'll have them. and i know exactly what you're talking about. i never had them. that was during my high heel years, and well. huh uh uh wouldn't be caught dead in that shit.
now i buy my boots at canadian tire.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009