These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
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HAHAHA. TITS!! Duckboots! That was the saddest link ever!
I kind like the angel_i duckboots though, like the bastard child of gumboots and turn of the century style ladies boot!
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Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 12:54am.
Angel i kinda liked a purple pair i saw
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O Yeah! And that's the thing! They're better now! They used to ALL have those ridges in them...that part was always the same but the stuff around it would change (or disappear).
When I was tryna find them I couldn't find a good example of the original concept which, I think anyway, is a good deal fuglier than what they're making now.
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I actually started to laugh when I saw these ugly ass shoes.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I like slip on clog like shoes lol. Just hate crocs. always like clogs with heels and even sometimes I look twice at nurses shoes when they wear those type shoes, not quite like what you put up angel but leather looking ones that look somewhat like that.
Angel, I'll swap my worn in Blundstones for your duckboots...
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/australianmade-boots-becoming-an-...
Well, I'll give them this. They are rubber and not plastic, if you know what I mean.
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actually really honestly talking about boots? UGGs are the devil's foot-soldier tools of mass marketing...
lovely time all! sleep needed
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Angel i kinda liked a purple pair i saw
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:52am.
She wouldn't stop reading the Billboards aloud.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I can't help but like the duck boots kinda.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 12:51am.
Those are cuter than crocs!
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Even if you turned that second link into a shoe? Cuz that's how we wore them. I still have a pair - they last for EVAH! Ok, they're not from then - I got them from a friend cuz they're SO warm and dry.
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 26, 2008 - 12:48am.
Ahhh, thanks TITS. I'm from the desert, no need for duck boots.
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moses left you behind? whathefuck did you do?
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
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Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:47am.
duck boots; http://images.google.ca/images?&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozi...
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What kinda cheap ass link is that? Boots that look like ducks? WTF? LOL Look at mine! LOL
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Those are cuter than crocs!
http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/l33171_brown_brown.jpg
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ooh Here's one! But there were always many styles!
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http://www.hanksclothing.com/waterproof_duck_boots_and%20_shoes.html
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Well, they are SO not as bad as they used to be.
It's kind of sad because they were truly truly hideous and everyone wore them.
And now I just feel old cuz I can't even FIND the old ones!
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actually, people here wear the crap in old navy sometimes that look like uggs. Old navy was selling some fake uggs like two years ago or three years ago. I was excited that they had no idea what they were buying and how I had the real thing . I like having things that people here don' t know about cause they are s o slow with fashion.
Come back Benji - I'll do whatever you want. I'll even stop snarking.
I still wear our engagement ring, just not on my finger. *wink* you know what I mean.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 12:46am.
The french gave us the menage a trois and the morning after pill. But not deodorant.
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and that's why they were never a part of the commonwealth!
sniff
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
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Ahhh, thanks TITS. I'm from the desert, no need for duck boots.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
duck boots; http://images.google.ca/images?&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozi...
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:44am.
The french gave us the menage a trois and the morning after pill. But not deodorant.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
DuckBoot?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
I only discovered UGGs like three years ago, I live in GA and no one here wears them. When the celebrities were wearing them everywhere is when i learned about them, when they were on backorder and ebay was selling them for like 500 dollars a pair.
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 12:37am.
It's cool in there! They have formatting! and BIG PICTURES!
I thought TITS said Canadians invented eggs.
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that too. why do you think bacon and eggs caught on so well?
The british gave the world gin and tonic.
India - vindaloo and beer.
Jamaica - pot and pot.
New Zealand - dunner at sex
and Australia gave us... um... uh... KATH AND KIM!!!
who am i forgetting? besides the falklands (not sure farrah is really gone)
edit - angel? it's cool in where? what? shouldn't you be working on brit - tell me which pics to fix and i'll get on it.
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 12:38am.
Nevermind - did you guys NEVER have a DuckBoot phase? Really?
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What's a duckboot? LINKS WOMAN!
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Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:23am.
Me too TITTAYS. I was talking to google and asking for info on Winehouse and came across the site by chance. I was feeling kinda bad (Wino's always making me fret) until I read MK's post. It was hysterical. I didn't think I could laugh at her misfortune. Kept coming back for months and pissing myself at the comments. Was too intimidated to join in for a long time.
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Nevermind - did you guys NEVER have a DuckBoot phase? Really?
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you should change your name to sandbitchy!!!
he'll never stay if you snark on him like that. whine.
benjiiiiii!!!! come back!!!!
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
It's cool in there! They have formatting! and BIG PICTURES!
I thought TITS said Canadians invented eggs.
LOL!
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Eek, vodka is so gross. I miss beer, can't drink anymore, makes me too sick now.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 12:25am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:22am.
I don't know about that, the real Benji might've noticed that my name is a reference to Paris fuckers.
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He should feel right at home here then! He is one of many Paris fuckers. You'd think being a twin - he'd endeavour to do something original. Maybe for him though, it's impossible to fathom the concept of being an original anything.
Maybe that's why he's addicted to tattoos - desperate for original. FAIL. Still looks like a xerox photocopy.
ten years ago...before UGGS and before CROCS were mainstream apparel...if you showed this picture to the typical consumer they would have laughed themself all the way to the bathroom, enroute to VIOLENT VOMITING.
As well they should.
And I LOVE the UGG boot.
I hates the CROCS.
Unless your under FIVE then I think they are useful. Cuz you need to be hosed down. And your shoes. Often.
And I DONT understand why just because you work in a hospital you need to wear ugly clogs. Never did. So sorry.
Someone told me you need to be able to rinse the blood off your shoes.
IN the rare event that happens.
Then someone in the know said..."uh maybe if you are a surgeon or surgical nurse, in which case you wear the booties anyway." So that is bullshit.
So, um....
The boots suck ass.
There is simply no other option.
We are facing another epidemic.
We cant risk it.
If you wear the crocs you will be shot.
If you wear the croc boots you will be kicked till your dead.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 12:31am.
Consider yourself lucky then, I've downed almost a quart of vodka to get where I don't know what's going on.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Well the boot is kinda cute until you get to the foot part, where the top of the foot part looks like it has warts on it or something. that's the horrible part.
Canadians invented uggs. We just called them mukluks.
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en...
i had an especially hairy pair as a kid. would wear them well into spring. they smelled like wet dog.
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:20am.
2C - It's pure Canadian - but once heard, never forgotten.
I was looking for some classic Agro clips on youtube in retaliation but ain't no good ones to share :( so I'm bowing out to Skinamarink and the Canucks.
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I was gonna say! Haven't seen that show but I've definitely heard it before. Maybe on Red Faces (HHIS), but I know that song!
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lol Tits I still don't really know what's going on
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:20am.
2C - It's pure Canadian - but once heard, never forgotten.
I was looking for some classic Agro clips on youtube in retaliation but ain't no good ones to share :( so I'm bowing out to Skinamarink and the Canucks.
My brain has been infiltrated by Skinamarink. I curse the Canuck that mentioned it.
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xnay on the a.n.g.e.l.
t'weren't me.
edited to remove heinous error.
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by attention.whore on October 26, 2008 - 12:06am.
@ MyTwoCents
a thousand Carrot Top pubic bouquets wouldn't even come close to accepting the ginge beautiness that is of the Untouchable Price Haven...
there are not enough thank you's....
:) would i bathe in a thousand Price headbands surrounded by the seventh circle of lucite heaven. we fat pussies need all the ginge blessing we can muster
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You're GOLD. Carrot Top pubic bouquets, I'm keeping that and TV's suggestion GREENBEANS AND SOFA BATTERIES AND TOILET BATS for the next person that needs welcoming! Speaking of Haven, where is he?
Edited coz it looked like I was quoting myself
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:22am.
I don't know about that, the real Benji might've noticed that my name is a reference to Paris fuckers.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Angel, I'm registered for the forum but rarely venture in. I was told it was haunted....
We should storm the forum on Halloween...LOL
Nite, nite, mah booh boohs. Sweet dreams of Benji Madden! and PURPLE DRANK!!!
*smooches*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 12:20am.
I only do Penthouse Forum, even though I never thought this would happen to me.....
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 12:16am.
LOL yeah, that's what i like about this site, I click on some boots and no one is even talking about them.
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I had to read the comments for about two months before i could figure out what the fuck was going on.
used to just scan the stories, but kept getting so perplexed i found i had to actually READ them to get it.
the comments baffled the shit out of me.
was scared to post as everyone seemed so incredibly witty.
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:15am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:10am.
Why hasn't Benji answered my question - one mention of Paris's purse and he's in it. Give him 5 minutes and he'll be back...
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you scared him off.
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Hehehe - it must be the real Benji. Paris prolly was looking over his shoulder and saw my avie of Sophie Monk and went berko. LOL
SKINAMARINKIDINKIDINK!
SKINAMARKIDOOO!
Yeesh.
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Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:14am.
farrah.... bad bad juju to kid about that. are you? kidding?
do you have pot in south america?
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BWAHAHAH, do we have pot in South America?? HELL YEAH! the best stuff. But i'm almost Straight Edge, don't drink, don't do drugs, i just smoke. Cigarrettes only.
And it's not a bad thing to joke about! it's GOOD to make fun of being "shpeshual" and stuff! G'd made us different for a reason. To raise hell!!
I use a lot of vitamins and BioMeds. They do work. And there's a new med for schizophrenia that is awesome, google it up! it actually HEALS the spots!
*muah*
best wishes, i'll see yer ass tomorrow!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Ok, kiddies...
I'm in the forum...and it's dark and empty and a leeeeeeeeeeeeetle bit spooky in here. It kinda makes a good Hallowe'en hangout, actually...
Who goes there? Fess up.
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2C - It's pure Canadian - but once heard, never forgotten.
I was looking for some classic Agro clips on youtube in retaliation but ain't no good ones to share :( so I'm bowing out to Skinamarink and the Canucks.
My brain has been infiltrated by Skinamarink. I curse the Canuck that mentioned it.