These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 2:54pm.
that takes my breath away.
how much were they? LOL
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Cream of bullshit.
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Anyone that buys these needs to be locked in a padded cell.
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I wonder what kind of insulation they have in the feet? if it's just plastic, those are truly crap. My feetsies get cold just thinking about it.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
ok, this... er..things AND Mop Head in the same thread made me a little sick to my tummy.
This is some serious torture, MK, don't make me send you Cheryl Burke's hair for you to mop the floors!
This reminds me of a guy i saw coming out of a Walgreens (ciggie run)wearing crocs with a fucking FUR TRIM AND the price tag still attached to one of them. Klassy.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
My mother in law wears crocs and she fell down when she stepped on some ice while wearing them. Shes a big lady too. I don't think crocs winter boots are a good idea...
If by "Hell" you mean NYC in the dead of winter with rain, and you are walking avenue long blocks to get somewhere, why hell yes, they belong here!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
only MK can equate crocs with mophead , ha haaaaaa, 2 hells in one!
*FedExing Crocs winter boots to Cheryl Burke*
I hate crocs and I hate ugs! They put two of the ugliest shoes together just to make me vomit.
This is a case for encouraging global warming, so I don't have to see these horrors out on the street!
Michael K, you like Phoebe Price, the Lucite Queen Shana, you watch the most craptastic television shows, and yet croc boots are your hell. AHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA everybody has their limits.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Those just may be the ugliest pair of boots I have ever seen.
Even worse than Britney's.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
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lmao. Oh, c'mon. They are not THAT bad.
OMG. What am I saying.
YES. THEY ARE.
this is some fucked up fuckery...that is all...
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