These Belong In Hell
My extreme hate for CROCS knows no bounds, so when these evil things were brought to my attention, my eyeballs immediately queefed. I just had to share my pain with you.
I thought regular CROCS were something awful, but this fuggery is on a whole different level. I don't know how long they've been making CROCS Winter boots, but production must be stopped immediately! I don't give an eff if they feel like thousands of fluffy Persian kittens cuddling at your legs. They look like dried vomit chunks on a log made out of pink diarrhea. These things don't belong in stores or on feet. They belong locked away in the depths of Hell. Wait....I just realized how I'm going to spend eternity. Fuck.
When I finally meet my maker, Satan, and he opens the door to the suite where my soul will rest forever, the room will be covered in CROCS from top to bottom. Then I'm going to glance over and see an autographed picture of my arch rival CHERL BURKE in a CROCS frame, sitting on a CROCS table, next time to my CROCS bed.
Speaking of Mop Head, here she is in front of her beautiful blue house in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
Thanks Miranda
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Oh yeah there's a woman there too. I don't know who that woman is except I heard she was on DWTS.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 12:16am.
What are these "boots" of which you speak? I have no thyme for that, Rosemary.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
LOL yeah, that's what i like about this site, I click on some boots and no one is even talking about them.
Why do you have a pic of this chick Hofit Golan. Do you become famous now just because you have a boob job? What has this woman ever been in other than D Listed??? Why are you giving her any credibility? I think she should be Z listed as D Listed is too good!
This is what I think
Dave
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:10am.
Why hasn't Benji answered my question - one mention of Paris's purse and he's in it. Give him 5 minutes and he'll be back...
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you scared him off.
he only showed up for us charming Canadian women anyway. (raises tail and shows butt)
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
sleep well Farrah
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:05am.
What was that show again
Tinamarink a shrinky dink
tinarmarink e dooo
I LOVE YOU
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I remember that tune!!! Can't remember the show though. Will ask my sis, she remembers that kind of stuff.
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Nite nite Farrah. ♥
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Aww, nite Farrah! Didn't get to say "hey" tonight. Sleep well. Sorry, was only half here. Why do kids assume you're supposed to be a mother just because you birth them?!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Nite, Farrah, great to see you!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
farrah.... bad bad juju to kid about that. are you? kidding?
do you have pot in south america?
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
who said "drinking heavily"??? is that YOU looking into my window? hm, you're kinda hot.....
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 12:09am.
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About the Uggs, silly! While I was reading your posts. Which made me laugh, btw. Especially the first one - cuz you were ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE BOOTS! Imagine! LOL
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I know! I was like WTF is she talking about. Oh shit, she's on topic. That's dedication!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
**calling James Haven**
Yoo hoooooooo
come out come out where ever you are!!!
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
@EVERYONE
It was awesome hanging out with chuuuu booh boohs again. I'll be back to molest you tomorrow night.
My meds are kicking in already (TITS, you know what i mean)
*smooches á la James Haven*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I love bimbos and beef jerky is my currency of choice. Yes, I'm drinking heavily tonight.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
oh ok i see....sorry lol
Why hasn't Benji answered my question - one mention of Paris's purse and he's in it. Give him 5 minutes and he'll be back...
Two Cents, check this out. You'll never be able to get the tune out of your head.
Skinamarink a shrinky dinky dooooooooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR65SA_fWLc
Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 12:08am.
lol holding back what?
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About the Uggs, silly! While I was reading your posts. Which made me laugh, btw. Especially the first one - cuz you were ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE BOOTS! Imagine! LOL
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:06am.
do you MS?
no but i have it. got any spare myelin lying around?
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no way! all the extra myeling is going to MY brain! i'm in the middle of a flare up here!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
@ Farrah
Beef Jerkey??? Merry New Year! We are moving.. we are moving!!!!
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
@Farrah
He can come too. We need someone to pour our sweet purple drank for us.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
lol holding back what?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 26, 2008 - 12:05am.
We dint even have tinamarink a shrinky dink, thank fucking god.
What was that show again
Tinamarink a shrinky dink
tinarmarink e dooo
I LOVE YOU
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What the hell? Don't you be dissing Sharon, Lois and Bram. Eric Nagler's gonna have to pop a cap in yo' ass!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
@ MyTwoCents
a thousand Carrot Top pubic bouquets wouldn't even come close to accepting the ginge beautiness that is of the Untouchable Price Haven...
there are not enough thank you's....
:) would i bathe in a thousand Price headbands surrounded by the seventh circle of lucite heaven. we fat pussies need all the ginge blessing we can muster
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 11:46pm.
I love Trapper - he was in MASH, right?
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wtf is it with aussies and MASH?
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OMG - if it wasn't for MASH 4077th we would have had nothing to watch on TV for two decades. We dint even have tinamarink a shrinky dink, thank fucking god.
What was that show again
Tinamarink a shrinky dink
tinarmarink e dooo
I LOVE YOU
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:55pm.
I like Canadians and all, but can you really trust someone who uses bacon as currency?
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of course! i wouldn't trust anyone that uses Beef Jerky as currency, tho.
@attention.whore: everyday is slutty day here. Alcohol is always welcome. It doesn't matter where you wanna rub it, as long as it's PURPLE DRANK!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 12:02am.
It makes me feel a little better angel lol to know that
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Aw I'm glad to know that.
I've been holding back, too, but this whole time I've been thinking about how I always wanted a pair of Uggs. True story.
Wanna make out?;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I think pam anderson thinks UGG boots are like fur coats because she's against it and she used to love them. And i'm pretty sure i've seen her in leather since she gave up UGGs
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 26, 2008 - 12:00am.
AND GREENBEANS AND SOFA BATTERIES AND TOILET BATS!!!!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
It makes me feel a little better angel lol to know that
Submitted by DeeDee on October 25, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Me likey South Americans. And I have a pink chankla full of purple drank. Wanna make out Farrah?
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*blushing* well, you know i'm in a commited relationship and...wait, did you say CHANKLA??
meet me in the janitor's room in 5 mins. Don't forget the Purple Drank.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by attention.whore on October 25, 2008 - 11:57pm.
HAHAHA. I like the cut of your jib... please accept these elegant Phoebe Price headbands and this glandydrink as a welcoming gift.
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Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 11:55pm.
do you MS?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 25, 2008 - 11:57pm.
And just a side note, not that anyone probably cares, but i do and i just want to point out i wrote UGG once and asked about the whole sheep thing cause I'm an animal person but I do eat meat sometimes. And they said the get the skin from a meat place. So the sheep were going to be used for meat anyway
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That is pretty cool, actually.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Angel.... are you a ... a... HIPPY?
I'm getting a whiff of hippy-ness off you lately.
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Who m-m-m-e?
*whispers* Shhh! There are AMERICANS here!
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HAH. we can have a hippy-off.
macrame beads at 10 paces!!
pew! pew! pew!
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Pssst. Benji has gone off Australian women after being dumped by Sophie Monk. He got his peen snagged in Paris's deep deep purse on the rebound.
I wonder if Benji knows where we got "Drank" from...I think it was Britney made it Purple tho- amirite (GAWD - MORE FUCKING LOLCATZ FOR ME TO PICK UP ON - WILL I EVER BE MORE THAT THIRTEEN!?!)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
And just a side note, not that anyone probably cares, but i do and i just want to point out i wrote UGG once and asked about the whole sheep thing cause I'm an animal person but I do eat meat sometimes. And they said the get the skin from a meat place. So the sheep were going to be used for meat anyway. Honestly though I don't know about Koolaburra but I'm guessing the same is true, I hope. So it's not the same as fur, but i guess most knew or didn't care.
@sandbitch
LOL!!! You always know just the most tasteful and appropriate thing to do. HAHAHA.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:47pm
honey, the "I proclaim myself as a dirty slut" is in the Terms & Conditions when you sign up for Dlisted.
And lemme check..our next orgy is.. tomorrow night. Is that good for you? if not, we have another for Monday night and so on.
Check the day crew also. We sluts are slutting all day long. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it!
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well unfortunately tomorrow night i'll be dipping my private parts
in heated bleach to scorch away the weekend's random activities however
i heard from a reliable source (MK) that enough alchohol will burn away the pesky federline flare-ups...
please add me to the "possible pussies" list
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 11:46pm.
I just tuned back in (washing mah dawg) and you be talking Trapper.
I love Trapper - he was in MASH, right?
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wtf is it with aussies and MASH?
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - .
of all the great places i've been in the world and hte wonderful people ive met, canadians have a special place in my heart. so friendly, polite and so funny!!
i love canadians and all who live there.
thanks again everyone
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*golf claps*
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I also love the Koolaburra double fringe boot. But, i'm pretty loyal to UGG usually lol.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 25, 2008 - 11:43pm.
A band? The wedding song was "dueling banjos". The ringbearers were dogs! I am NOT making this up!
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jesus h christ.
any online pics of this masterpiece?
just post it real quick then edit your comment to remove it so it's not there for eternity.
pretty please.
i hate weddings as they're just so fucking pompous - that one sounds like fun.
wonder if benji would have come with me as my date?
sigh...
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Aww shucks. Wanna make out?
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HELL YEAH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:52pm.
I like Canadians and all, but can you really trust someone who uses bacon as currency?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 25, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Hey, angel! With all the recording technology they have out there today, you could put a chipmunk in the studio and get a hit album out of that. It's all about the marketing and packaging and Aubrey is an ace on those fronts. HAHA. As for Hayley, she's one of those chicks that looks better from a distance, if you know what I mean.
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If you mean she doesn't look like a bimbo then I get you. You're a bimbo guy. Bimbo guy!
Straight up hot:
http://powerlinead.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/3-3.jpg
And after a few lessons from Aubrey!
http://images.askmen.com/photos/paramore-josh-hartnett-rihanna-and-laura...
But still no boobies! SoR-RaY Bimbo Guy!;p
I don't get it - she♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Me likey South Americans. And I have a pink chankla full of purple drank. Wanna make out Farrah?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Aww shucks. Wanna make out?
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